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Things you don't expect to see on InuyashaLL: Demons of High School
"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
clap clap clap cheers
A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it sexy.
"Good day, I haven't been seen around because NO ONE IS ASKING FUCKING QUESTIONS!" Leanne Yells.
"Uhh the only reason your back is because someone asked a question," Announcer Dave points out.
Leanne blinks. "QUIET ANNOUNCER!"
"…Yah know my name is…"
"I said Quiet!" Points to where he is.
"But…"
"SHUSH."
"Oh co…"
"NAWDA" Leanne takes a breath. "Now all this talking about a subject no one can remember much less, uh, remember is getting us nowhere, we must move forward and onward!"
"And forward?" Asks Dave.
"But in a manner of onward, of course. Now whose our question from?" Says Leanne.
"Some person who reviewed it. I'll read it animefreak131: I have a question, what if Kagome and Inuyasha never lived in the Feudal era, and both were half demons going to high school in Kagome's era?"
"Ohhh that's so juicy, the backstabbing that could happen, the sex the…" Leanne starts to drool.
"Well what about a story then?" Dave asks.
"Oh right right well let's say Inuyasha was a bad boy and had a motorbike….
High school
"Oh look here comes Inuyasha…" Yumi says walking to school with Kagome.
"Didn't he just get out of the hospital after his girl friend Kikyo shot him with a gun when he wanted to break up?" Asks Kagome.
"I dunno she's your twin, cat girl." Yumi answers.
"I hate being a half demon sometimes and all the nerds keep looking at me like one of those hentai cats." Kagome sighs.
"That's what you get for being a cat…"
"Huh?" Kagome turns around to face Inuyasha.
"But at least your sister was a fucking tiger in the sack heh heh." Inuyasha giggles.
"Yes then something unexpected hits you, and flings your body into a bunch of hedges where you slowly lose consciousness while your lungs fill with fluid and you wake up months later in a hospital bed – which, incidentally you have to pay for out of your own pocket because you technically never had no insurance." Kagome says and walks away from a wide-eyed Inuyasha.
"What was that all about?" Asks Yumi.
"I just wanna jump his bones that's all."
"Ah."
"Anyway." Kagome continues. "First class is going to start."
The girls run for class, Inuyasha just stares.
"Inuyasha." Hojo pokes Inuyasha shoulders. "Its time for math class. What's wrong?"
"I think I'm in love with my ex girls sister." Inuyasha snaps out of it and walks toward the school.
"At least your not, jacking off to her while she's cooking." Hojo says.
"Why would I do that?" Inuyasha looks at Hojo weird.
"Oh its just some situation my sister been having." Hojo quickly says.
"Oh I'm sure…or are you just masturbating to Kagome's pictures?" Inuyasha gives Hojo a side look.
"At least I'm not the one who's getting off to some half demon, who wants to kill me." Hojo starts running to class with Inuyasha right behind.
Math Class
"So…" The professor concludes. "If you take the formula IP+U and reverse it you can get either P, U, or I now do questions on 345 numbers 5-11,13,15,19 and get the ISU done by tomorrow so we can start presentations Monday. Any questions?"
Inuyasha puts up his hand. "So I+U could equal 69?" He asks.
"69 is odd so you start with 3 to get it right but it would be hard but better in the long run…wait!" The class is laughing. "INUYASHA OFFICE NOW!" He yells pointing at the door. Inuyasha walks to the door and turns around saying…
"So I should always use 3 to get a 69?"
"GET GOING!" The professor points.
Biology
"Inuyasha hold the legs open!" Kagome yells.
"I am!" He yells back.
They are dissecting a fetal pig.
Inuyasha pulls hard on the legs and rips them off. Juices fly everywhere.
"Oh bother…" Kagome shakes her head.
"Yummy!" Inuyasha pretends to take a bite but Kagome scratches him with her claws.
"Idiot!" Kagome yells continuing to remove the heart.
Lunch
"Close the door when your done, I'm going to get lunch I'll be back at 4th period, this place better be clean! I can't believe you Inuyasha why would you slice your pig up like that!" Says the Biology teacher pointing at the scraps of pig on the walls.
"It drooled on me!" Inuyasha yells back.
They teacher leaves.
"Well well Mr smarty! I get caught up in all this I hope your happy!" Kagome says angrily.
10 long cleaning minutes later.
"Inuyasha! Tentacles are raping me!" Kagome screams!
"I've got one that'll rape you right in the….HOLY COW TENTACLES ARE RAPING KAGOME!"
After the killing of raping tentacles that came outta a plant that was mutated due to toxic waste. Now its 3rd period.
"Oh Kagome…there's another tentacle going to rap…
"FAMILY SHOW NO SEX!" Yells Dave.
"What? I was about to be raped…. Oh right story!" Leanne says.
4th period.
"Well it's pretty clean in here. That disinfectant really smells kinda like someone had some…naw it couldn't be. I am so glad you two came to meet me here. Now off to 4th period." The biology teacher waves them off.
"I wonder if we should have told him about the smell." Inuyasha winks. "We sure are late for 3rd period.
"Oh one thing Inuyasha." Kagome looks into his eyes…. grabs him by the collar. "If it happens again I will visit destruction upon you. With a sledgehammer."
"Grrr baby." Inuyasha says and they leave for their separate classes.
"Hey Inuyasha!" Hojo greets. "Where have you been?"
"I had some fun with Kagome involving some raping tentacles." Inuyasha winks. "But I don't think we'll ever see each other again."
"Aww but it's for the best. Think of this way-everything happens for a reason. Maybe by not going out with her you spared yourself from some misery further down the line! Like maybe she gives horrible blowjobs, or has uncontrollable flatulence." Hojo says touching Inuyasha shoulder.
"Maybe she collects Hitler memorabilia and had sex with a horse!" Inuyasha jokes.
Hojo smiles. "A nazi horse!"
"The end." Leanne says.
"….Did you not understand when I said family show?" Dave asks.
"Flatulence always gets laughs with kids." Leanne smiles.
"Alright time to say goodbye, thank god. Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, Nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink Iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend so dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: Thank you to goddessofimaganarylight for reviewing so much. I love Reviews. (Hugs reviews). I'm going to work your question into Inuyasha meets G.I Joe. Anyway its exam time…Boooo!