Kazer Dragon: Got an idea, going to try it, may be funny, may not but I've been having major writer's block…Oh Yeah reivew!
Things you don't expect to see on InuyashaCatnip bad?
Inuyasha, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kilala are sitting around a campfire. Shippo is asleep and the others are talking.
"So ummmm there's not much left to talk about is there?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Yeah we've been together so long, we know everything." Miroku sighs. "Everything but what's under the clothes that is…" SLAP.
"Stupid baka…" Sango says after slapping Miroku.
"Meoww meow." Kilala is digging in Kagome's bag.
"Wonder what she wants?" Kagome asks.
"MEOW!" Kilala pulls out a bag and meows happily.
"Huh?" Sango picks it out of her mouth.
"HISSS!" Kilala hisses at Sango.
"Oh I forgot, I brought cap nip back for her…" Kagome thinks. "Yah know I heard that if you smoke cat nip you can get high from it."
"Really? Can't hurt to try." Inuyasha uses some leaves for the paper.
5 minutes later.
"I'm not feeling anything." Miroku complains.
"Maybe they were wrong." Kagome takes another puff.
5 minutes later.
"Sango!" Miroku yells. "COME HERE AND HELP ME CATCH THESE DEMONS!"
"What are they?" Sango asks drooling on the ground.
"There are these purple cows we gotta put them into the barn before they eat the world!" Miroku screams.
"OH MY GOD! The purple cows are eating the poor defenceless grass! We must help them I hear they're screaming in pain. DON'T WORRY GRASS I'M COMING!" Sango yells and chases after them with Miroku.
"Yeah know Kagome, is there such a thing as nuniversity?" Inuyasha asks.
"Maybe, yah know I bet nun's are lesbians since they can't have sex with men, what's stopping them from having sex with each other!" Kagome says.
"Here cows, cows, cows here purple cows!" Miroku calls crawling on his hands and knees.
"Be quite you'll scare them away!" Sango sneers.
"Sorry what do you suggest we catch them with? An X box 360?" Miroku angrily asks.
"What's an X-box 360?" Asks Sango.
"I don't know." Grabs Sango's hands. "I just don't know."
"See and what about the KKK? I bet girls weren't allowed in cause they would show red spots when they menstruated. Periods suck you know how hard it is to bleed out of your vagina and get kidnapped by a demon!" Kagome yells.
"Quite Kagome I'm busy having wild sex with Chibi! Oh Chibi don't bite too hard! You've got a nice firm arse." Inuyasha says horny.
"Inuyasha that's Shippo." Kagome says watch Inuyasha hump Shippo's ass.
"Don't make fun of Chibi cause she has a small vagina!" Inuyasha strokes Shippo. "Don't worry dear this won't hurt much…"
"Miroku the purple cows are getting smaller what do we do?" Sango asks scared.
"We use this!" Miroku pulls out his penis.
"Miroku we need a bigger stick than that!" Sango says looking for a bigger one.
"Dang I thought I found a huge one." He puts it back.
"Ahh I got one!" Sango grabs a racoon.
"Wow that stick is fuzzy." Miroku says touching it.
"Its perfect, everyone know that purple cows love fuzzy sticks!" Sango says.
"Hey Inuyasha!" Kagome calls. "You want to go into the back seat of my car and help me with my anatomy homework?" Kagome asks sitting on a stump.
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO PLEASE SOMEONE?" Inuyasha is screwing Kilala who is screaming. "Sorry Chibi I know it hurts but it's the hurt of love!"
"You know I'm a great artist listen to this haiku I just wrote." Kagome clears her throat. "My heart beats slowly, Never before have I seen, Puppies ride rainbows. You know who's hard to get rid of? PETA. There's no proof that the kitten was alive before a bit it's head off." Kagome smiles.
"Kagome please give us some space we will have a three some later first I gotta fire the load!" Inuyasha pees on a tree. "Oh yeah Chibi its everywhere."
"Yah know what would be a good cereal. Brainful O' Issues, I guess it would be some sort of Freudian breakfast cereal. It would have Oedipal marshmallow bits!" Kagome thinks.
"Yeah but I'd be uncomfortable with the idea of a mother buying that for her son. 'here honey, eat this, go kill dad and then we'll bone. The prize is a cigar that really is a cigar….OR IS IT!" Inuyasha says scared putting Kilala down and she shakes with fear.
"I hope it's tastier than Nietzsche-O's. Eat a bowl of those and you really will believe that god is dead." Kagome says.
"Miroku…there are too many cows…" Sango says tried laying on the ground.
"Me. Need. Pass. Out." Miroku passes out.
Shippo wakes up. "Why does my butt hurt?"
Kazer Dragon: I hope that it's funny. I giggled when I wrote it. Oh yeah to inuyoukaibabe: No one said you have to read it you Catholic biblethumper. I hope that the rest of you like this wacky fan fiction! Yeah there is a little odd humor with the cereal bit I hope you got it, maybe I've been in school too long.