Kazer Dragon: Well another thought, going to post this as soon as possible. I am not insane I just have different ideas. REVIEW PLEASE!
Things you don't expect to see on InuyashaKagome's adventure!
Kagome and Inuyasha are walking alone. Sango and Miroku left for some alone time and Shippo had a cold because Inuyasha held his head under a waterfall too long.
"Inuyasha can't we go for an adventure?" Kagome asks.
"An adventure? You just can't find something like that! Are we just going to run into a sign that says adventure one it!" Inuyasha yells then looks down the road.
"Wait right there!" says a traveling Psychic. "I am Brittany the wonderful Psychic," At this moment a fly lands on Inuyasha's shoulder. "One of you…WILL DIE!" She has an intense look on her face.
The fly flies away and lands on a guys shoulder.
"STUPID BUG!" Kills it.
"BEWARE BEWARE!" Brittany yells after them as they walk on. They spot a sign.
Adventure this way! Is written on a sign.
"This seems too convenient…" Inuyasha thinks.
"Indeed." Kagome crosses her arms. "This could be…. A TRAP!"
"Which one of our enemies would use such a stupid trap?" Inuyasha asks.
"Maybe it's someone who just hates adventures. There are people like that, you know…. But when you think about it, walking into a trap could be an adventure in itself!" Kagome says cheerfully. "And what if it's not a trap! It could be a legitimate sign posted by a helpful citizen!"
"That's a faint possibility…" Inuyasha sighs.
"Hmm…" Kagome thinks.
"What to do?" Asks Inuyasha.
30 seconds later.
"We have chosen to follow the sign!" Kagome says.
"Fearing not the dangers which lie ahead!" Inuyasha says in the lead.
TOOM
A huge alligator appears behind them.
"Is that an alligator? Holy crap it's a new enemy!" Kagome yells.
"And he has some sort of score to settle!" Inuyasha cries.
"There's a time to fight and a time to run…" Kagome says.
"What time is it now…that's the question." Inuyasha thoughtfully says.
The alligator gets closer.
30 seconds later.
"WE RUN!" Kagome runs.
"I wanted to kill it and make some boots!" Inuyasha runs after her.
"It seems that the road splits in two." Kagome says.
They look to the left. People are burning and huge demons are molesting them.
They look to the right. Teddy bears and rainbows within!
Kagome thinks. "Hmmm what path should we take?" The Alligator is really close.
30 seconds later.
Inuyasha, Kagome and two teddy bears are sitting at a table drinking tea.
"Uh…thanks for helping us hide from that Alligator." Inuyasha says.
"Aww! It was our pleasure!" Says teddy bear one.
"Anything we can do to repay you?" Asks Inuyasha.
"Just have some tea." Teddy bear one pours him some more tea.
"Yes…." Teddy bear two says.
"Tea is good." Teddy bear says freakily.
"You'll love our tea." Two grins wide.
"HA HA HA HAA HA HA HA HA HA" They laugh.
They smile at them.
Inuyasha drinks it. Kagome tries to stop him.
"My that was quite tastyyy eeeeeeee…….." He falls unconscious.
The bears laugh. "Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee"
Kagome drags Inuyasha and she is surrounded by teddy bears laughing.
"Now what do I do?" Kagome asks. Trying to pick up Inuyasha.
Now a short interruption to build suspense.
"Say where is the writer?" Asks Meghan, taping at the computer.
"She said she's be right back dang I wanted to have a bigger part." Brittany yelled.
"WHEN DO I GET TO BE SEXY AND SCORE WITH WOMEN!" Yells Eric.
"When you're hot or they are drunk." Lacey sarcastically says.
" I think he's soo hot he's on fire!" Sara drools.
"Yeah she right…" Sniff sniff. "HOLY COW I'M FIRE!" Eric screams.
"Sorry I'm back on my way to the bathroom I screwed some guy now where was I?" Leanne says coming back.
We now return you to the story.
The Alligator jumps out of no where "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Cripes! It's the gator!" Yells a teddy bear.
Kagome grabs a teddy bear.
"Hey what are you doing?" It screams.
Kagome throws it into the gator's mouth.
CHOMP!
"OH MY GOD!" Screams a teddy bear.
"FLUFFY!" A teddy bear cries.
Glup. The Alligator licks his lips. "Mmmmmm."
"So you like the taste of bears? Well then…" Kagome grabs another one.
"Agh! NO!" It tries to run.
She throws it into the gators mouth.
She throws another one into his mouth.
"OH GOD HELP ME!" It screams being eaten.
Kagome drags Inuyasha and runs away throwing teddy bears as she runs.
"AHH!" "NO!" "JESUS CHRIST!" They scream.
"Huff huff" Kagome pants returning to the main road.
"Noooo! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" "WHY?" The teddy bears scream.
"Well um…" Kagome drags Inuyasha away. "I'm sure I did the right thing!"
Kagome is resting on the road.
"Come on you spaz…wake up already!" Kagome pokes him in the head.
"I've seen that kind of sleeping spell before, I'm afraid you won't be waking him up so easily." Says a random voice behind Kagome.
"What?" Kagome turns around to see Brittany. "You again?"
"He is under the TEDDY BEAR CURSE!" Brittany says loudly and importantly. "If you wish to free him…HEED MY TALE. The tale of…The bears, the bees, and the beautiful butterfly princess. One fine summer day, the king of all bees was feeling very paranoid. While pacing around the royal hall, he was approached by glucose, his top sentry and child hood friend, who said: Sire my friend what worries you so? You can tell me. To which the king replied…"
"ALL RIGHT STOP! JUST STOP!" Kagome screams. She stares right at Brittany. "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WAKE HIM UP OR NOT!"
"Errr….he can only be woken with a kiss." Brittany says.
"Oh really? Well, I can handle that! Just…look the other way, ok?" Kagome blushes.
Kagome gets ready to kiss Inuyasha. "AND the kiss must be from a courageous knight!" Brittany cuts in.
"What?" Kagome dryly says.
In an apartment.
"Sigh," Sighs a knight. He's in full armour. "I've given so many dames my number the past few days…so why have I not received any calls?" He says to his cell phone. "Have I done something wrong? Come on now phone….RING RIIING!" Ring ring. He drops the phone.
"Helllo?" He says.
"Hi I saw your number in the phone book. It says you can teach me to be a knight!" Kagome says on a cell phone.
30 minutes later.
They leave Inuyasha at a beds store.
"He'll be fine here, so thou needst to lift the male's curse. Would it not be simpler to just have me kiss him?" Says the knight.
"Uh, no." Kagome bluntly says.
"Well anyway…the first step in becoming a knight is…SHOPPING!" The knight says cheery.
They go to an armour store.
Kagome looks in a mirror. "I like it…sort of a "Knight/ninja" combo."(You image it)
"Perfect! Lets go!" Says the knight.
"After just one outfit? No dress up montage?" Asks Kagome.
"NO time to the weapons store!" The knight leads the way.
At the weapons store.
Kagome picks up a weapon. "A mace! That's my kind of weapon!"
"Technically, that's a morning star…which is a kind of mace I reckon….but blunt instruments are so unheroic. Why not just go with a sword its more classic." The knight holds up a sword.
"Sorry about that." Says a sales girl. "Now if you prefer a blunt weapon but need a sword. Might I recommend the ASS SLICER 3000!" She holds up a sword with spikes all over it.
"I'll take it!" Says Kagome.
30 minutes later in a park.
"AND NOW! THE TRAINING! I shall begin tossing these Clive Anderson collector plates at thee. Try to strike as many as you can…" The knight starts throwing them.
Kagome smashes them while thinking, This is just what I needed…over the past while, our adventures. Well…They've been great but…They've been lacking something. To do something like this for Inuyasha…I feel like it'll bring a spark to out relationship. It'll be Romantic!
1 hour later.
"No for you final test…" The knight draws his sword. "COME AT ME!"
"RYAAAAAAAA." Kagome charges.
"Eeeek!" He screams and runs away. Then he gives her the thumbs up. "YOU PASS!"
"So….am I a knight now?" Kagome asks.
"One trial remains. To find the sacred chalice! The magic cup, which hath, for generations, contained the magic to bestow knighthood upon those who are worthy!" The knight says.
"Wait…an adventure? On my own? I dunno…" Kagome says.
"Worry not brave soldier…it is most conveniently located right here in the feudal era. It should take may but a couple of hours for thee to find it." The knight says.
"Well okay, for you INUYASHA!" Kagome walks away.
"GODSPEED!" He calls after her.
Kagome is walking down the street. Now who would I asks to find it? She thinks.
"HEY!" She yells to a random guy. "Say…You wouldn't happen to know where I could find a sacred chalice would you?" Kagome asks sweetly.
"The chalice or knighthood? Try the arboretum downtown." He says.
Kagome blinks. "I wasn't expecting that. Thanks" And she sets off again.
Kagome arrives at the arboretum.
"I'd like to take the nature walk please. Here's ten. Keep the change." Kagome says handing the person money.
"That you! The trail starts to the right of this booth. And be sure to STAY ON THE PATH!" She says.
"Uhhh right!" Kagome agrees.
Kagome walks down the path.
STAY ON THE PATH! Says a posted sign.
Kagome looks around. She walks into the bushes….
"AAARRRRR!" A loin, a dinosaur, a bear, rabbits, Jehovah witnesses and a polar bear ambush Kagome.
Kagome runs in fear. And they all follow. Kagome hides behind a rock they all past her.
"Hmmm owning this sword seemed cool in theory, but actually using it on forest critters seems wrong…" Kagome says thinking aloud.
"Then fight me!" Says a troll like creature. "I am from a ancient race of immortals! That means you can cut me up all you want, and I won't die!" He says happily. He rips off the shirt he's wearing, He's hot. Thinks Kagome. "So please! Cut me! Slice me! Scoop me up an eviscerate me!"
Kagome has a blank look on her face.
Seconds later.
Kagome has him all cut up.
"Thank you!" He calls.
Kagome blade is covered with blood. "Must remember…this is all for Inuyasha." Kagome looks around.
If it's knighthood ye seek. Says a sign.
A magic turtle can be found. Says another sign.
On the path straight ahead. Another sign.
Answer his riddle. You guessed it a sign.
And there ye will find. Wow its a sign.
The road to valour. Yay last sign.
Or to pure dread. Just kidding.
A huge two headed turtle appears before Kagome.
"TWO PATH!" Says head one.
"One leads to glory…the other to peril!" Head two.
"Right now, we both speak the truth, but in a moment, one will tell only the truth. The other lies." Head one.
"You may ask one question. The correct path lies with the one who tells the truth." Head two.
"Can you uncover the correct path? Ask your question!" Head one.
"Are you wearing a sombrero?" Asks Kagome.
"No." They both answer but there is a sombrero on head two.
"So this way then." Kagome takes the head one path.
"Tibby, what have I told you about wearing sombreros during the riddle?" Says head one.
"You said it made you very happy and I should do it all the time!" Head two claims.
"Knock is off. We're not doing it anymore." Head one yells.
"You're right! We're not! Also I'm the kind of England!" Two says.
"I'm serious stop it!" Head one says angrily.
"I did stop! By the way, you owe me a million dollars!" Head two yells.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Kazer Dragon: This is my Valentines Day special! Yeah that's how romantic I can be with trying. Can you believe I don't have a boy friend?