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The four Wudai Worriers flew through the air on the back of 40 foot Dojo. They were heading to Australia to get the newly revealed Shen Gong Wu, the Lore Eye.
"Hey Dojo, what does the Lore Eye do exactly?" Asked the blonde cowboy, Clay.
"The Lore Eye lets you see through someone else's eyes; you can spy on anyone without them knowing. Oh boy, does that bring back some bad memories…" Dojo trailed off and started mumbling about Dashi and something about a tuba…
"This sounds like a most powerful Shen Gong Wu, we mustn't let the forces of evil retrieve it! You must go faster, Dojo!" Omi announced. Dojo sent him a dirty look after this command.
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Jack and his new team had made it to Australia using the Golden Tiger Claws. They all reacted differently after using the magical Shen Gong Wu for the first time. Beth was in aw, Eden looked over the Golden Tiger Claws suspiciously, Kristen looked sick, and Brittany was unfazed.
"Like, oh em gee! I can't believe I, Beth Spicer, got to actually use an actual Shen Gong Wu and with the actual Jack Spicer!" Beth anxiously shouted.
"Hello, we all did." Brittany pointed out rudely.
Eden handed the Golden Tiger Claws back to Jack. "Um, you all saw the purple swirling portal thingy too? And it's how we all got here, right? And I didn't get slipped anything… right?" She looked around hesitantly.
"Yes." Kristen answered sharply. She then crossed her arms. They were on a radiant Australian beach. They were a distance from the crowed end of the beach; only a few people were close enough to even see them. "Can we hurry this up? We're on a sunny beach, and I don't do sunny beaches."
"Well that'd be pretty sick if ya' did." Eden commented.
Brittany smiled her 'sweet' smile. "Krisy, darling, get over it!" She yelled angrily. Kristen's enraged glare went from Eden to Brittany.
Jack stared at the three girls with one thought going through his head 'This is so hot! Maybe if I just let them argue they'll get into a real cat fight!' These thoughts soon stopped when Beth stepped in. "Girls! Girls! We can't fight! We all need to work together for the good of the team!" Beth preached. There was a short silent pause after she said this.
"But aren't we supposed to be the, uh, 'bad guys'?" Eden asked with a confused look on her face.
Beth didn't want to answer this question so instead she decided to change the subject "Come on! We have to find that Shen Gong Wu before those Xiaolin losers do!"
Kristen gave Beth a questionable look as everyone else spilt up to find the Shen Gong Wu "Xiaolin losers?"
"Oh, they're just Jack's enemies! They only have magical powers over elements and stuff!" Beth said in her cheery voice.
Kristen gave her a shocked look "So it didn't cross your mind that, maybe, I would have liked to know about these whacked out element people before I had to fight them- we do have to fight them, right?"
"No, silly! Well, if you have a Shen Gong Wu and one of the Wudai- er- Xiaolin losers touch it then you have to showdown with them using a different Shen Gong Wu, but I doubt anyone other than me will find any Shen Gong Wu!" Beth enthusiastically said in one breath. "Did I mention they have tons of Shen Gong Wu?" She added breathlessly.
Kristen narrowed her eyes and sarcastically remarked the word "Great." She mentally decided to avoid all Shen Gong Wu and Beth.
After about five minutes of looking for the Shen Gong Wu and listening to Kristen's complaining Brittany actually found the Lore Eye. "This is going to take forever! I haven't found anything other than a beer can and this tacky plate thing!" Brittany yelled, obviously frustrated.
Beth looked over the 'tacky plate thing' that Brittany had set to the side. The edges were made of a dark blue shade of marble. On the marble were several small black bumps that surrounded a round mirror. "Brittany, that's the Shen Gong Wu we've been looking for!" Beth shouted. Brittany quickly grabbed it. "And it's not tacky!" Beth added.
Brittany got up and brushed the sand off her bare knees. "I'm going to go show 'Jackie' what I found. I wonder if he'll pay me m-"
"Excuse me miss, but do you mind handing that there Shen Gong Wu over to us?" Spoke a masculine southern voice.
Brittany turned around to see who was talking to her. "There's no way I'm giving this to you-" She stopped yelling when she saw a certain person behind the cowboy. There was a short bald kid, a girl a little bit taller, but her eyes went straight to the Brazilian boy. "But I just might give it to that hottie behind you!" She added as she gazed at Raimundo.
Omi smiled "Why thank you very much! You are quite-"
"She was talking to me, hotshot." Raimundo interrupted.
Kimiko looked a little annoyed "Can you just give us the Shen Gong Wu so we can leave?" She asked trying not to sound mad.
"She won't! She's on my side, Kimiko! Muhahahahahaha!" Roared the voice of Jack Spicer. He was flying using his helipack. He landed a distance away from the Wudai Worriers. As soon as what Jack announced registered in the 'Xiaolin loser's' minds they jumped for the Shen Gong Wu that Brittany was holding- Raimundo was the one to reach it.
The Lore Eye began to glow and Brittany's teammate's jaws dropped. "N-no!" Beth yelled covering her face. "We're supposed to win our first showdown!"
"We are so screwed." Kristen lips twitched as she tried to hold her frown. She was overjoyed that she wasn't the one who had to fight in the Showdown.
Eden blinked a few times before she realized what was going on "Shit!" Eden shouted loudly, but strangely she was looking at her cell phone. "I missed a call…"
Though the rest of his team saw only failure in Brittany, Jack was somewhat optimistic. He grinned widely as the showdown started. Maybe Beth had upped his evil genius confidence with this whole team idea- and I'm sure the obsessive fan was good for his ego too.
"I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!" Shouted Raimundo loudly, which was very unnecessary due to the fact that Brittany was only a couple of feet away from him.
Brittany blinked a few times "I know we just met, but what the heck? Sure!" She didn't quite understand what he had meant.
Raimundo was silent for a few seconds as he tried to figure out what Brittany had implied. "So I'm guessing that's a yes? Ok, the game is- um, a race! First one across the beach wins!"
"A race?" Brittany repeated, still unclear on what was really going on around her.
"Yes, a race! It's called a Xiaolin Showdown! It's like a game!" Beth's irritating voice shouted.
"And you better win it!" Jack added fiercely.
"Like she could." Raimundo remarked under his breath. "I wager my Lotus Twister." He announced as he pulled out the flower shaped Shen Gong Wu.
Brittany just stared at the boy; she was very confused at this point. This is when something clicked in Jack's evil genius head- he had the Golden Tiger Claws. "Brittany, wager this!" He shouted as he threw the Shen Gong Wu to her. She ducked and covered her head with her hands. The Golden Tiger Claws landed at her feet.
"What, are you freakin' crazy?" Brittany yelled furiously at Jack. She then remembered who was standing in front of her- a hot guy. "Um… Ha-ha! Just kidding, Jackie! Try and be a bit more careful next time…?" She faked a smile as she said this and swiftly picked up the Golden Tiger Claws. Even though she said she was kidding, Jack still looked terrified.
But his terrified face wasn't in the same league as Raimundo's stunned expression. He had forgotten Jack had the Golden Tiger Claws. This is when he knew he'd already lost.
"So can we, please, start this thing now?" Brittany asked Raimundo sweetly. As soon as she said this the ground began to shake and rise away from the water. Once the area had settled all you could see was sand and the now bleak sky. The Wudai Worriers, Jack, and the rest of Jack's team all stood on the sidelines watching.
"Gong Yi Tempai!" Raimundo shouted.
Brittany was slowly picking up what the situation around her was. So after Raimundo shouted this she yelled "Gong the tam… pie?" And thus the showdown started. "This is so beyond retarded." She mumbled under her breath.
Raimundo called out the name of his Shen Gong Wu and his legs grew long and rubbery. He ran taking giant steps across the beach while Brittany just stood there gasping at the now extremely tall Raimundo. "Use the Golden Tiger Claws!" Beth and Jack repeatedly shrieked from the sidelines, but Brittany just stood there dumbfounded.
"I knew she was going to lose; she's so useless." Kristen said as she watched Brittany stand still.
"Oh, it was only Cole that called! I don't care about Cole! So what'd I miss?" Eden asked happily to the band of certain losers. They all sent her crossed looks which indicated that maybe she had missed something important. Suddenly the showdown ended and all their eyes shot to see who won- even though they had a good idea who had won.
They all were shocked to see Brittany holding all three Shen Gong Wu when the arena went back to the regular beach. "S-she won?" Jack whispered. "I knew it! My team is the greatest! Muhahahahahaha-"
Brittany made her way back to Jack and the others, when she finally reached them the Wudai Worriers had already left. "What took you so long? I thought we were going to lose for sure!" Beth shouted.
Brittany didn't say anything for a few moments, and then she began to laugh nervously "Ha-ha! I, uh, knew you guys would fall for it! I was only trying to, um, freak you guys out! Yeah, and I knew that they were called the Golden Tiger Claws the entire time! You all are such losers!"
"What the hell are you all talking about? And what the hell just happened?" Eden bluntly asked. "I was on my phone then everything went all- big! Then everything went all- not big again!"
"You have quite the vocabulary." Kristen sarcastically said. "We got the stupid Shen Gong Wu, or whatever, so can we go now?"
"First lets see what this Wu does!" Beth suggested.
"Yeah, so what's the name of it again?" Jack asked.
Beth was silent "Um, I don't know…. O-oh-oh em gee! How could I b-betray you like this? I'm supposed to h-help you but I can't even tell you the name of a Shen Gong Wu!" Beth then flopped down on her knees and continued to cry hysterically.
"Oh my god! Yes! Yes! I won a race! And there was this uber hot guy!" Brittany was now on her cell phone bragging about how she won the showdown and to a hot guy!
"Jack, ok, I need to ask you this," Eden began as she approached Jack. "Are you, like, a drug addict? You have pale white skin, red eyes, you're super thin, and spend most of you're time in a basement!"
"I'm not on drugs!" Jack yelled to Eden.
Between Beth's crying, Brittany's extremely annoying conversation, and Eden and Jack's yelling Kristen was getting a throbbing headache.
"And he was so hot! Did I mention that?"
"And how do you get all those crazy ideas for robots, huh? Druggy!"
"I'm so sorry, Jackie! I wish I could have helped you!"
"I am NOT on drugs!"
And to top it off Kristen was still on a beach. "Will you all just shut-up! We are leaving now!" After Kristen yelled this everyone was quiet, but they were all giving her looks as if she was crazy.
"Well I guess the queen of death is right. Anyway, I wanna go shopping with my friends to celebrate my victory!"
So they all used the Golden Tiger Claws and left, but not without Eden yelling "Druggy!" one more time at Jack….
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