Kazer Dragon: Cross cutting different anime's to create something funny. Now prepare for DRAGON BALL INUYASHA!
Things you don't expect to see on Inuyasha
Cross Cut DragonBall Z (Why Cross cut cause it sounds kewl that's why!)
"Inuyasha!" Kaede yells to Inuyasha.
"Yes Kaede?" Inuyasha asks.
"There is a huge bald enemy coming this way we must train for in 24 hours he will gain full power and destroy the earth!" Kaede yells.
"Oh no I must train to defeat him!" Inuyasha calls.
15 episodes later.
"Now I have finally gained enough power!" Inuyasha hair is longer and golden.
"Now face the bald enemy at the world demon slaying competition!" Kaede says.
"I'll help you Inuyasha!" Says a bald Miroku.
"Bald people are weak you best stay on the side lines!" Inuyasha claims.
"Is that why I always get hurt?" asks Miroku.
"Yes! And also why girl's always lose and can't turn super saiyan I mean demon even though they should be able to." Inuyasha says.
"GO STEREOTYPING!" Miroku cheers.
At the World…I mean Demon slayer competition.
"Ha I am an evil doer from years ago sealed by a old man who didn't even stand a chance but cause I'm a dumbass walked into being sealed then by some fortunate events I was released and now I will try to rule the world by slowly destroying city after city when I can easily destroy the world then use the dragon balls to wish the world back with all humans my slaves but I'm going to give you chance because I want to show the bald people of the world that dreams come true!" Yells a bald green Sesshomaru.
"Ha we shall see!" Inuyasha cries!
10 episodes later.
"Ack I am beaten! I must gain more power!" Inuyasha lays defeated.
"Ha ha but I don't wanna kill you yet I want towait til you get more power and defeat me now leave and become a more powerful warrior! Now I must go terrorize people one at a time so people will fear me and bow to me!" Sesshomaru flies off.
"Ugh I must go find a stronger person to help me get stronger." Inuyasha gets up and runs off.
5 episodes later with a lot of stupid unnecessary stuff.
"I've made it to the tower/underworld/plant of the Kai's. Now I must train please teach me! Teach me to grow my hair longer to beat the bald fool!" Inuyasha cries.
"Alright but it will take lots of time!" Says a thing.
3 episodes later (I'm not making this up in Dragon ball things are messed time wise)
"Now I am powerful enough check my transformation hair growing powers!" Inuyasha's hair grows longer than before almost touches the ground.
"Your hair…It's so incredible!" Sesshomaru has a blank look.
"That's right fool now its time to get beat!" Inuyasha run/flies towards Sesshomaru.
After half the episode of Inuyasha kicking the poop outta Sesshomaru.
"Ha." Sesshomaru brushes off some blood from his mouth. "Your stronger than expected, BUT ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"
2 episodes later when Sesshomaru has killed Inuyasha.
"Oh no!" Miroku cries! "I must find the Dragon balls to bring him back to life! I have to find Sango who has blue hair and get the dragon radar!"
1 episode after they start looking for the dragon balls.
"OH GOD DAMN! Why did I die! Hey I know I'll become stronger and angrier to make my hair grow even longer! And then I'll find a way back to earth or someone will wish me back to health even though they can wish that no evil person ever attacked the earth and these things would never happen again! Oh how I wish there was someway to wish all people were generally good people if only there was some sort of magic dragon who grants wishes!" Inuyasha says.
4 episodes later with the dragon balls all found.
"HA HA HA" Sesshomaru's foot is on Miroku's head. "No bald person can stand against me! I am the most powerful bald person in the universe!" Sesshomaru crushes his skull. "Now I shall make a wish to make me stronger! Senron! COME TO ME!"
"Now what is your wish?" Asks Senron coming out of the dragon balls.
"I wish to have my original power!" Sesshomaru asks.
"Stupid creatures why not wish for infinity power or the most and ever will be powerful being? But hey I'm not you dumb creatures!" Senron grants his wish and disappears.
"MUWHAHAHAHA I am most powerful now and Inuyasha can't come back!" Sesshomaru cries showing off his power but blowing a crater sized hole in the earth.
"Not so fast! I asked some green dude and used their dragon balls instead! Now I shall show my great power!" Inuyasha says appearing.
"Yea you are stronger lets go to another populated plant and blow it to pieces!" Sesshomaru teleports.
"Yes lets!" Inuyasha follows.
So they head of Namek a peaceful plant which they can destroy for no reason.
"Now then let's fight!" Sesshomaru uses his full power!
"Yes quite!" Inuyasha grows his hair longer.
After 10 episodes of useless combat it comes down to.
"I'll just have to use the spirit bomb!" Inuyasha starts charging up.
"Oh no even though I have lots of time to counter it I can't move from fear!" Sesshomaru yells.
"Yes now SPIRIT BOMB GO!" Inuyasha throws it.
"I WILL BLOCK IT!" Sesshomaru holds back a ball of pure energy? Does that make any sense cause that happens in the show.
"NO I WILL WIN THIS FOR EARTH AND ALL ITS LIVES!" Inuyasha puts more energy into it.
"NOOOOOOO!" Sesshomaru is defeated.
"Yes now I will go back screw Kagome and get her pregnant WOOT!" Inuyasha leaves.
"Guru why did Inuyasha kill hundreds of Namek's to save hundred's of earth people?" Asks Dende.
"It is the way of life my son now get the body's so we may have a feast tonight and by we I mean me!" Guru licks his lips. "Cannibalism doesn't have to be gross cook and skin em!"
Back on earth"Now we have beaten the foe let us have fun!" Inuyasha says he brought back all his dead bald friends.
"Not so fast!" Yells a voice. "I am Kouga I must fight you to see how powerful you are if you are powerful enough I'll be an allied with you."
"Fine yet us fight." Inuyasha screams making his hair grow long.
10 episodes and lots of useless fights later with people who are not even envolved in any way.
"Now I am your friend and we have beaten those weak bald people let me choose a earth women to have a random affair with!" Kouga points at Sango.
"How much longer will I have to fight?" Inuyasha asks.
"If all goes well…" Kaede starts. "For another 508 episodes! It's the same thing over and over with minor changes and some new characters."
"Well I must get training!" Inuyasha flies away.
"WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME!" Kagome screams!
Kazer Dragon: Dragon ball Z in a nutshell. In the Entire DBZGT there are 508 episodes and they all follow a similar pattern! I hope you laughed alittle!
