Kazer Dragon: I got a job at this place called Nucomm. If anybody has Comcast or wants to get Comcast stuff you might end up talking to me! I'm going to be working 4 pm to 12:30 midnights with 2 days off. So I plan on once a week updates. Ok now for a fan fiction.
Things you don't….. you know what forget it this time.
Kagome's dirty secret!
Inuyasha comes back to Kagome's era to get her.
"Oh hello Inuyasha." Says Kagome's mom.
"Hey!" Inuyasha greets. "So ummm is Kagome here?"
"No she's still at school why don't you hang around the house for a bit?" Kagome's mom asks.
"Sure…" Does she have a first name? Inuyasha thinks to himself walking up stairs.
He goes into Kagome's room.
Recently… Inuyasha thinks. Kagome said she got a picture box for her room maybe I'll try watching some that food channel looked so good…He starts to drool.
In Kagome's room he sees a bunchof letters.
"What are these?" He picks them up and smells them before opening one. "Hmmm it says she's overdue on a payment? They are cutting off her service?" Inuyasha clicks on the TV.
BUZZZZZZZZ….SLIZZZZZ
"AHHHH OH MY GOD NO FOOD TV! HOW SHALL I LIVE! Meh alright why did they cut it off?" Inuyasha keeps reading.
On Kagome's bill:
Furry 4 u – 19.99
Regular cable hook up- 47.95
Hot and horny hot dogs – 23.15
Big bad possums 4- 5.56
How to have furry style sex – 12.23
Advance animal style – 15.67
Doing it human position (Missionary) – 32.56
Bear bottoms 8 – bad bears addition – 22.89
40-year-old virgin – 18.65
Getting hung? – 12.43
Penis mints – 16.76
Skank signal 3: Return of anal man! – 32.23
Hawties are people too! – 8.65
The Caped pimp! – 4.32
Skank Signal 2: Its Skank girl! – 23.45
I know what you wore last summer (Cuz I took it off) – 43.56
Doing it bunny style (Aka all the time) – 32.32
Total cost: 344.47
"Wow that's a lot of stuff…" Inuyasha's eyes are popped out. He gets back to normal. "Well she must like those shows whatever they are…"
Kagome walks in. "Oh Inuyasha mom said you were up here." Kagome looks at him. "What are you looking at?"
"Your cable bill." Inuyasha answers.
"Oh ok…WHAT! Give me that!" She tries to grab it.
"What's the big deal? And what's all that stuff you ordered?" Inuyasha asks.
"Its nothing just a bunch of movies!" Kagome says quickly getting up.
"344 dollars worth?" Inuyasha looks at Kagome.
"I was bored!" Kagome defends.
"Well alright lets go." Inuyasha jumps out the window.
"Let me pack some things first!" Kagome calls.
"Don't take too long!" Inuyasha answers.
"Whew!" Kagome sighs. "At least he didn't see that they were all made on the same day…heehee that was a busy day…" Kagome opens up her closet and lots of sex toys pop out. "Ahhh! GO back in!" She cries.
"I said hurry…up?" Inuyasha jumps back to see Kagome holding on to a dildo.
Kagome blushes.
Inuyasha blushes.
"Feh mines bigger." Inuyasha jumps down.
Kagome blinks. "Is that a good thing? Oh well at least he doesn't know I'm a furry." Throws a cat costume into the closet.
Several days later.
"Grrr what's taking Kagome so long?" Inuyasha says coming out of the well. "Wow it sure is late." Inuyasha looks up at the dark sky. "Well at least Kagome's home there's light in her window." He jumps up and looks in the window.
"Ohhhh ohhh ohh baby yeah you can't put your finger there…OH INUYASHA PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!" Kagome cries masturbating under the covers of her bed watching a porno.
"What's she doing talking to her self?" Inuyasha whispers to himself looking inside.
"Go get it boy!" Kagome takes a dog toy under the covers. "Yeah fetch it Inuyasha!" She cries in passion. "Oh you want your bone?" Kagome takes it out. "Well dig for it!" Puts a huge bone up her vagina.
"Ok this is getting weird…" Inuyasha knocks on the window.
"Stupid…AHHHHHHH SIT SIT SIT SIIIT!" Kagome screams.
Inuyasha crashes on the ground.
"Grrr stupid beads why don't you shove them up there!" Inuyasha growls getting up.
He jumps into Kagome's room.
"Look umm I was doing a bit or role playing that's all!" Kagome says.
"Right…" Inuyasha looks around at all the wet toys. "One thing I'm not into cats. When you kiss em they give you hair balls."
Kagome blushes. "Look I do this to unwind. Like when I'm mad at you I masturbate so much I get an early period and so hard that I pull…."
"OK STOP!" Inuyasha blushes and cries. "Look I masturbate too we all do. I caught Sango using that chain up there…and Miroku was watching then got in on it!"
"Wait they've had sex?" Kagome asks.
"Not sex just some four play. I did that with Kikyo too." Inuyasha says.
"Yeah when she was alive. I beat she was a real tiger in the sack." Kagome points out.
"Right…alive…" Inuyasha coughs. "Look how about we pretend that this never happened."
"Yeah I'd appreciate that…" Inuyasha starts to leave. "Wait!" Kagome calls after him. "Maybe this will teach you to use the door AND GOD DAMN KNOCK!"
"I did remember it wasn't my fault you were knocking you vaginal walls…" Inuyasha says leaving.
Kazer Dragon: Yeah dirty I know but it's the only thing I got done on short notice! By the way I made up the names for the porn so I don't know if they exist.