Kazer Dragon: I'm working really hard, but I plan once my regular schedule take place to update once a week. I have some new ideas.
Things you don't expect to see on InuyashaLL: Inuyasha's hobbies.
"It's time for the BRAND NEW TV show that answers all your questions! Its Time For…LEARNING WITH LEANNE!" Announcer.
clap clap clap cheers
A screen opens up in a library lit with candle light. In a big chair sits Leanne with a chocolate brown robe and with a glass of wine appears. She looks classy, cool and dare I say it, sexy.
"Dear reader's today we got a request." Leanne says sipping the wine.
"Yeah today's question is: What are Inuyasha's hobbies? Asked by…what who's LFR?" Dave the announcer asks.
"Who know, who cares." Leanne says clearing her throat.
"Wait your last name is Rankin and your middle name is…" Dave starts.
"QUITE ANNOUNCER OR I'LL THROW GRENADES AT YOU!" Leanne yells.
"Why don't you ever try reasoning with me?" Dave asks.
"It gets in the way of me throwing grenades." Leanne points out.
"This isn't going to be like the new god you've been praising will it?" Dave says.
"DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY NEW GOD!" Leanne takes a breath. "Now then I'll tell you Inuyasha's list of hobbies.
Inuyasha's list of hobbies.
Two words: Dance naked.
Five words: Dance Naked with a Sword.
Make fake blood and cover himself with it, rip his clothes, and then go shopping at the mall.
Dress like a man whore, going to a street corner, and when someone hits on him yell RAPE!
Sign Miroku up for a membership to gay rodeo.
Show Sango the letter before hand and tell her about how I'm concern with the things he has done with men in the past. So when Miroku reads the letter and Sango wants to have a meeting, my job of destroying the mentality of Miroku is done.
Write love letters to myself.
Talk about how wonderful it is to have legs that work in front of wheel chaired children, just because I can.
Go to self-help workshops for the free coffee.
Write a sappy letter to Opera about how I should be on her show and it's my last dying wish.
Hug my brother and say "I love you big brother dearest" walk away and wait how long it takes for him to yell what the frick did you do that for.
Walk to the corner store, drool on their merchandise and see if they would let me have their old candy for free.
Purchase pepper spray and intensely upset men so you can hurt them.
Two words: Fling Thongs.
Go to a synagogue (Jewish's church) and eat pork.
Make a rainbow flag, put it in front of Miroku's house and wait for a gay pride parade to come.
Find all the high fatting and sugary things in Kagome's house and blend them together. Sell it to children and call it "Diabetes in the 30's".
Clean ears
Make a mud pie.
Write a song about making mud pies.
Write a song about mud pies that metaphorically are talking about my love life.
Put a can of pop in the microwave and see what happens.
Have a staring eye contest with my mirror and see who wins.
Call random people and read the obituaries in a sexual manner.
Set up a video camera on the street. Hump a random person walking for 30 seconds run away and watch the video to see if they liked it.
"The end." Leanne says.
"Leanne those didn't even make sense!" Dave looks at Leanne. "AND COULD YOU STOP PRAYING TO THE FRIDGE!" He yells.
"Oh mighty fridge giver of food, please give me your blessings! I offer you this ice cube that you made with your awesome powers." Leanne praises the refrigerator.
"What a miracle, making ice cubes. Sigh. Any and all complaints should be addressed to reviews. We do not take responsibility if your brain melts, smokes, fries, does not work, you become insane, don't undestand homework or classwork or you suddenly use words you don't know, Nightmares, daydream nightmares, Omniloathe, kill people, kill unborn people, take drugs, drink alcohol, drink Iodine, or any other substance, eat baby brains, eat a banana in an sexual manner, doing things evolving razor blades, listen to Rippy the Razor or Beater the razor tipped electric rake that sets people on fire, watch dirty things on the internet, watch your girlfriend or boyfriend do dirty things, rape people, make boobs bleed, flash people. Periods, wet dreams, read dirty things, play dirty video games or anything dirty in general, kill black people, kill white people, kill innocent in anyway, Hitler, Nazi, god, Devil, Death, Leanne, Drunken sex, weird people, sex with dogs, cats, sheep, cows, chickens or any other animal and anything else crazy you might do we haven't mentioned! We will take responsibility if we made you laugh and or scared! Thanks for watching and see us next time please send those questions!" Takes a deep breath. "This is Dave the Announcer and good sanity!"
Kazer Dragon: What do you think good idea's right? Lol my friend Brittany made them up and I had to put them in a chapter.