Psychicfiredemoness: As you guys can see I'm finally updating. Sorry it took so long.

Alex: Yep.

Scorch: (nods)

Sapphire: Right…

Psychic: … Okay I own nothing. And remember someone said that I should add Jin and Touya? Well I'm too lazy to change the story so they're staying in the fic.

Chapter 2

"Welcome back one and all. So far the leader in the game is Keiko with 25 points. 2nd is Kurama with 15, and 3rd is, strangely enough, Yusuke with 10!" Scorch stated.

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!" Yusuke yelled.

"Now a word from our sponsors!" she stated.

5 minutes later

"The first question is, how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?" Scorch asked, "okay who had me read this? Hiei?"

The Jaganshi pointed at the ice hanyou and Scorch shocked Sapphire.

"Next question. What mammal besides the platypus lays eggs? Anyone, anyone at all? The answer is the echidna. For those of you whom don't know what an echidna is what Knuckles is from the Sonic the Hedgehog games. Next question, how many are in a bakers dozen? Kuwabara?" she asked.

"12," he guessed and got shocked.

"Yukina?" Scorch asked.

"13," she replied.

"Correct! Ten points!" she declared.

"What! You said that questions were only worth five!" Yusuke yelled.

"I never said that. But I did neglect to mention something to you all, if someone gets a question wrong it goes up by five points, the highest possible value is 30 points, and if no one can answer it all buy Yukina and Keiko will be shocked cause Yusuke or Hiei would kill me because of it. Next question, what percent of coupons are ever redeemed? Kurama?"

"7 percent," he replied.

"Wrong!" she shocked him, "Hiei?"

"What the hell is a coupon?" he asked.

"That counts as an answer Jagan boy!" she pressed the evil button and shocked him, "Yusuke?"

"25" he asked and got shocked.

"Anyone else want to guess aimlessly? Kuwabara?"

"Uh, 6" he asked unsurely.

"Correct. 15 points to you boasting you into second place," Scorch stated.

"How the hell'd you know that!" Yusuke demanded.

"Well if Kurama got it wrong then it had to be pretty close right?" he guessed.

"What do you know he actually did something clever," Hiei scoffed.

"Shut up shrimp! If you weren't Yukina's brother I'd so pound you!" Kuwabara said.

"Hn, go ahead and try," Hiei spat.

Scorch shocked both of them, "now stop bickering! Next question, what bird gets drunk after eating holly berries? Yukina?"

"The Robin," she said.

"5 points, you are now tied with Kuwabara, surprisingly enough, and please for the love of anything intelligent, please, please kick him out of the running. Now, what was Simon says originally called? Anyone? Anyone at all? It was called Do This, Do That. Now, what vitamin is found in rain? Kurama?"

"B12," he stated.

"Five more points to fox boy, now you too tied with Yukina and Kuwabara. What land mammal can walk underwater in order to cross a river? Keiko?"

"An armadillo," Keiko answered.

"Correct. Okay how many parts does an average car have? Yusuke?"

"15,000," he stated.

"He got one right, what do ya know. 5 points Next-" Scorch said and the sound went off.

It came back on a moment later.

"Nevermind! It's almost time to call it a day! So now we chose who will be in the physical challenge today," Scorch stated pulling the weird assed machines lever.

The machine turned to Hiei and Yusuke.

"Today's contestants will be Hiei and Yusuke. As we know Hiei has been beaten by Yusuke a few times in the past but will he be able to regain his pride and honor in this round? Let's see!" Scorch stated.

"Are you trying to build drama?" Sapphire asked.

"Is it working?" Scorch asked.

"No, not really," Kayori answered.

"Then no, anyway this episode challenge will be paint balling! The goal is to hit the opponents with these painful little paint filled ball," Scorch held one up, "the one hit most at the end of the game wins. Here is the field."

She pushed a button and Kuwabara got shocked, "Oops wrong one, sorry."

She pushed another button and a small background fell from the stage to simulate the paint ball field. Then the paintball war began!

1 minute later

Yusuke was covered in pink paint while Hiei's hair had several pink blotches in it and was glaring.

"Isn't revenge sweet?" Scorch asked Hiei.

"Not when your hair is dyed such a feminine color," Hiei growled.

"I like pink!" she yelled and whacked him with her 2x4, which only she owns.

"So do I!" Kayori yelled and hit him with a mallet.

Hiei was now passed out.

"Okay the winner of this challenge is thy Jaganshi. 20 points and kudos to him to the all mighty jackass with his now preppy assed hair. The leaders are Hiei and Keiko, 2nd place are Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yukina and 3rd and last is Yusuke. He may have won the Dark Tournament people but can't answer simple questions.

"They aren't simple you bitch!" Hiei screamed after waking up.

"Service!" Scorch stated and whacked Hiei into the crowd of his fangirls and you see his hand sinking into the crowd, "See ya next time on Tantei Trivia!"

End Chapter

Hiei: (strangling Psychic)

Psychic: (Trying to get him to stop)

Hiei: You threw me into a crowd of damn screaming onna's!

Fan girls: He referred to us! (all pass out)

Hiei: (drops Psychic) You'll pay for this!

Psychic: Sure I will, please review everyone oh and I'm not really sure when my next update for anything else will be because a horde of bees decided to make their home insid eof our dinning room. So peace out.