Psychicfiredemoness: Hi people! Well I'm updating again.

Scorch: No really?

Psychic: (throws cat at her)

Cat: (claws her face the hell up)

Psychic: All I own is Scorch, nothing else.

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Chapter 4

"Hello again everyone!" Scorch declared with what looked like a Gibdo mask from Zelda on.

"What happened to your face?" Yusuke asked.

"I had a run in with a cat. Now time for a word from our sponsors," she stated.

5 minutes later

"First question, what is the best selling snack food in both the U.S. and Canada? Yusuke?" Scorch asked back to normal.

"Potato chips," he replied.

"5 points. What doesn't ask questions but must be answered? Yukina?"

"A telephone."

"5 points. You are now tied in the lead with your oniisan," she stated and Hiei glared death at her, "Next question. What has 4 fingers and a thumb but no flesh or bones? Keiko?"

"A glove."

"5 points. Where did the kilt originate? Jin?"

"Scotland."

She shocked him, "Anyone else? Since no one knows, the kilt originated in France. What does a diamond become when placed in water? Hiei?"

"Wet," he said with heavy sarcasm.

"5 points sir sarcasm," she rolled her eyes.

"I thought he was sir glares a lot?" Kayori asked.

"Yeah that too. What did Christopher Columbus look like? Kurama?"

"No one knows, a portrait of him was never painted."

"5 points. What runs all day but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a bead and never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?"

Touya, Hiei and Kurama hit their buzzers at the same time.

"Okay since 3 of the contestants used the buzzers at once… I'm thinking of a number from one to one hundred the one who gets it gets to guess," she stated.

"But we know the answer," Kurama stated.

"Are you questioning my authority boy?" she hit the red button and the fox fried momentarily, "Like I said guess."

"61," Kurama coughed smoke.

"17," Hiei stated.

"50," Touya said.

"And fox boy was closest. So shoot," she stated.

"A river."

"Correct 5 points. Which side of a pitcher is the handle on? Hiei?" she blinked.

"The outside," he stated with even more sarcasm.

"Enough of the damn sarcasm! 5 freakin' points! What is the largest organ, INTERNAL! Cause I know what you would say Yusuke you sick bastard! Kurama?"

"Liver."

"5 points. This question is worth 10 points because it's kinda a double, what family are poison oak and poison ivy in? Yusuke?"

"Plant."

She shocked him, "Kurama?"

"Cashew."

"15 points. Why is honey so easy to digest? Anyone? Anyone at all?" she sighed at the lack of random knowledge, "Fine, honey is so easy to digest because it has already been digested by bees."

"You mean it's bee-" Yusuke began.

"Yes Yusuke! And watch your mouth this is only TV14!" she screamed.

"Huh?" everyone there asked.

"TV14 is like a PG-13 movie or story, with the exception of a few words and actions," she stated.

"Okay if I can't say…blank. What can I say?" He asked.

"Damn, damnit, hell, ass, jackass, asshole, bitch, and bastard. Now can we get back to the damn show?" she shouted.

The sound went off and Scorch pulled the machine lever.

"Today's event is the sci-fi monster event! (I watch a lot of sci-fi movies so just deal okay) The rules are you throw these green paint filled balloons and throw them at the ogres dressed as aliens running around the stage. Today's supposedly lucky contestants are-"

The machine showed Keiko versus Jin.

"Keiko vs. Jin! Go!"

5 minutes later

"The winner of the event is Jin! 20 points. Hope to see you next time on Tantei Trivia," she waved to the camera.

Camera man 1 began waving frantically.

"Damnit I already said I didn't want to go to dinner with you! …What? Oh yeah! The current leader is Kurama with 55 points. 2nd place is Hiei with 50 points. And in 3rd place are Yukina, Keiko, and Jin," she stated and the contestants sweat dropped.

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Psychic: Tell me how does it feel to be swallowed by a shadow then spit out by it?

Yusuke: I'm not gonna answer that. (walks away)

Scorch: Right, and will some one send a question for me to piss the Yu Yu people off with!

Psychic: (cough) Issues. Anyway hope you all liked the chapter and such, hope you review, yadda yadda yadda. Oh and aliens!

Scorch: She's been watching the Sci-Fi channel again and was watching 'They are among us' while writing this chapter. And she doesn't own the channel or movie.

Psychic: (watching They are among us on sci-fi) I'll try and update again as soon as I get more questions to ask and annoy them with, oh and wait I lost it.

Others: (anime fall)

Scorch: See you all later.