Hell
"Wake up dear." "No... another hour." "(Sigh) Fine then no pancakes then." "WHAT!?"
Milxie stood up from her bed and went to the kitchen still in her pajamas as she sat down at the table as a plate of WHOLE GRAIN banana Pancakes with butter and blood colored syrup as she ate it and swallowed it to stop herself from choking.
"Blah!,whole grain?" "You need to eat healthier so you don't look like those other demons outside." "Fine." "That's a good girl."
Millie said to her daughter as she and her husband were preparing for work as the little imp was ready to go back to the worst place in Hell ever... School.
Somewhere else hovering in the air a floating black and yellow zeppelin as young snake/spider demon hybrid named Cameron was sleeping in his bed as he woke up and used his four arms to put on a sweater that read in bold letters I'M SO EVIL! on the front of it as he slithered out of his room (Of the Zeppelin anyway) and to the front as he greeted his egg "Servants" as his snake father put it and found him at the steering wheel.
"Father?" "Hmm,Cameron what is it?,and make it quick." "Don't you think it's time that i go socialize with others my age?" "WHAT!?"
Sir Pentious yelled as his hood stood up. "I want to do something other than pull levers and switches in here." "Why?,your better than those of middle class!" "I want to be with other people!"
Pentious growled for a bit before sighing as his own son had been like this even since he learned how to talk. "Fine." Thank you!" Cameron then wrapped his tail on his father's arm.
"Boys,how do i park this thing?" "I'll do it father." "That's my boy!" "Hey! what about..." "Quiet i'm having a moment here!"
The eggs then stopped and went back doing what they were doing.
The sounds of classic music was what woke up the little chick out of her bed as she rang a bell as her butler came.
"Yes miss Natasha?" "Were's daddy?" "Still in bed i'm afraid,shall i tell the chef to prepare you breakfast?" "No,get the limousine ready i'm getting drive thru waffles before i go to that "Insecure" place"." "Good choice."
Natasha passed her parent's bed room as the she heard talking from her father and some imp that always came to their home to talk to him as she put on a regular shirt and pants while she went down an elevator and to outside where the limo was waiting.
School's in hell were mostly full of former murderers and teachers who taught regular subjects with some changes such as Living world history,Real human anatomy,and human P.E which were considered advanced classes to the ones who wanted to study it,all three demons sat in the same classroom with Milxie in the front,Natasha in the back,and Cameron between them as the teacher/former killer Lizzie Borden walked in. "Good morning class." "Good morning teacher!" The class yelled at her. "All right not that loud." She laughed. "Now it seems we have a new student with us now go on introduce yourself." Cameron was nervous as he spoke. "My name isss Cameron Misss." He said while hissing as his four eyes starred at her. "Well alright everyone please welcome Cameron to the class." Only a few students actually welcomed him as he went back to his seat.
"Now today we are going to learn about the colonization of earth now pay attention to what i say because we're having a quiz on it." "AWW!" "Stop complaining you kids age slowly and i can't age at all,now turn you earth world history books to chapter one."
The students were now reading about early civilization and learned about how dinosaurs became extinct because of human pollution from inventing fire and then died of smoke inhalation while humans went and evolved more and more until the 21st century with cellphones and more technology and then came recess as they went outside on the small playground which consisted of one swing,slide,balance beam,and sand box. Cameron had no idea how to interact and simply stood there as he bumped into Milxie. "Sssory." "Oh it's you,the new kid,Cameron right?" "Yesss." "Hee Ha! you talk funny." Cameron didn't know if this was an insult or a complement so he asked her something else.
"Ssso what do your parents do?" "My mom and dad work at on office building." "Middle classs work then?" "I think... hey are you rich?" "What? "You said Middle class and only the rich and powerful say that here." "Oh... i think ssso." "Want to play ball?" "What'sss that?" It's fun,you just catch it and toss it out." "OK ssoundss sssimple."
Milxie then tossed him a Dodge-ball as it hit him in the face. "Oh sorry!" "It'sss alright,i have four eyes." "You relay think that's a sport for him?" The two then turned and saw Natasha who was tossing a ball on a wall. "What?" "He's British he should be playing cricket." "Well... uhm... how?" Natasha then used a ball net and a stick to make one. "Try this,just toss the ball." Milxie tossed the ball as Cameron used the net to catch it. "See it easy as eating pie." "I don't eat pie." "It was an expression!" "Oh.." "Pentious's son right?" "You know my father?" "Please the demon who tries to take over all of Hell there going to get some attention." "Oh right."
