Once upon a time, there was a man…a man who had a donut. It was a powerful donut, that donut. So powerful, that he exploded under the sheer pressure of its power when he ate it. The end. Wasn't that a great story? Well, here's another story. Enjoy.

Disclaimer – We (Sanoon and AnimeFreak84 and Ikemen) Do not own any of the character from any of the shows. However, AnimeFreak84 owns Zim's kids, and Sanoon owns Black Mages great personality skills and Pix. Everyone else goes to their respective owners.

Freeing the Doomed
A joint-fic by Sanoon and AnimeFreak84 and Ikemen

Chapter 2: Emails and Dinner

The next day, Tallest Red looked at the e-mail and read it out loud. Tallest Purple was standing behind him.

"Hello Red and Purple. I will help you only if you give me what I want. Ill also need your phone number so I can contact you.". Tallest Purple got confused.

"But...what would he want? That's my problem. He SHOULD tell us what he wants!" Tallest Purple stated.

Tallest Red turned sharply to him. "Who the hell cares what the kid wants? DAMN IT! He's the only one who can help us right now! So you BETTER do your part of this, whatever it may be! And look at it this way, you'll never see Miyuki again and you'll never eat another fucking donut if you don't! And who the fuck knows what Antasia could do to us one day! WE MAY DIE IN THIS SHIT HOLE!"

Tallest Purple shuddered and pushed Tallest Red out of the way. He typed,

Dear Travis,

WE'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! WE'LL EVEN MAKE YOU THE THIRD TALLEST AND GIVE YOU YOUR OWN ARMY! JUST GET US OUT OF HERE! I WANT MY DONUTS! Oh...and Miyuki too. BUT THE DONUTS, DAMN IT! THE DONUTS! I. MUST. HAVE. THE. DONUTS!

-T.P.

Tallest Red rolled his eyes. "That's ALL you care about, don't you. Donuts...you're the king of idiots, you know that?".

Tallest Purple smirked and said, "Well, Mr. Sarcasm, I should say the same about you screwing that Zoey of yours like there's no tomorrow! I mean, do you wanna be like our father in law?". Tallest Red screamed at that.

"NO WAY IN HELL! NO! NO! NO! NO! OH GOD, NO! YAH, NO! I'M SCARED! I DON'T WANT THAT MANY CHILDREN! NO! HAVING ONE ADORABLE LITTLE TERROR RUNNING AROUND AND TWO MORE ON THE WAY IS ENOUGH, GODDAMNIT! I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN HANDLE THREE KIDS! I'M GUNNA FREAKIN' DIE, PUR! MY OWN CHILDREN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME! OYVEY...I AM NOT READY FOR THIS!" Tallest Red said in a crazed frenzy.

"Heh! Heh! Then either use condoms or cut down on the sex there, buddy boy." Tallest Purple said, trying not to crack up.

Tallest Red blushed and smacked Tallest Purple across the face.

"SHOVE IT!" Tallest Red screamed.

"Jesus Christ! Take a joke!" Tallest Purple retorted.

"WINSTON! MARY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" a voice called from up the stairs. The Tallests moaned and left the room, going back to their slave work.

Meanwhile, Zim and Davis were in Zim's car looking for everyone.

"Hey! THAT'S YOTSUBA!" Davis screamed, pointing to the window of Antasia 's house.

"Ahh! Shit! That bitch caught them too? DAMN IT! Motomiya, let's go kick that stink beast's ass!" Zim said.

The two men bursted into the house, but fell in a cleverly planted pitch fall in the ground. Antasia smirked and growled, "Excellent." Zim and Davis glared at her, but to no avail...

Later on, her other slave-bitches were called in and were shocked to see Zim and Davis, now in the same French maid outfits. Osaka, who had been captured by Antasia soon after Yotsuba and Tallest Purple were, gasped.

"Zimmy-kun...Davis...oh shit! Not you too!"

"Osa-chan?" Zim said, surprised. He thought Osaka was on a business trip, but Antasia 's lackey, Rachel, caught her just as she was getting on the plane and she's been stuck here ever since.

"Long story..." Osaka sighed.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE WE WEARING THESE FOR?" Davis screamed at Antasia.

"You two are my new slave-bitches! Zim, your new name is Annastasia Beaverhausen and Davis, your new name is Sha-Nay-Nay LaToya! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" Antasia hollered at her new slave-bitches.

Zim cocked an imaginary Irken eyebrow. "Hold on one sec. My new name is 'Annastasia Beaverhausen'...YOU GOT THAT FROM WILL & GRACE!" he said.

"No comment..." Antasia said, embarrassed.

"BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!" Momoko sang, happily.

Osaka growled and slapped Tallest Red and Zoey.

"THANKS FOR TEACHING MY GRANDDAUGHTER THAT WORD!" she shouted, angrily.

"Mom! I didn't teach her that and neither did Red!" Zoey said.

"It was HER!" Tallest Red said, pointing at Antasia. Everyone stared at her.

"Ohh! Big fucking deal! NOW...GET BACK TO WORK!" she barked.

Everyone glared at her and went on doing their jobs while she laughed evilly.

Travis sat at his computer, reading a message he had recently received. 'Third Tallest,' he thought. 'Give me my own army? Donuts? Who are these crack heads? Hey, look, they actually sent me the phone number. Haha. Those guys are really serious.'

"Hey," came Meatwad's voice. "What'r ya doin'?"

"Ohh," Travis replied glancing over to the giant ball of meat at his door. "I'm just checking out this email."

"Ohh, well, I wus just wonderin', 'cause I wanted to see if you were going to make somethin' to eat, 'cause I was gettin' hungry."

"Tell ya what, Meatwad," Travis said, turning away from his computer. "I'll make you something to eat if you tell me where Black Mage is."

"Oh, dat' boy is out back with Pix makin' magic," Meatwad replied.

"Making magic…" Travisrepeatedslowly, until a thought dawned on him. "Crap!" He shouted as he ran to the sunroom to take a look outside. "Black Mage! Don't…" Travis started to shout out the door, but stopped when he saw Black Mage trying to teach Pix how to control fire, to no avail. The two stopped and stared at Travis in confusion, but then just shrugged and went back to what they were doing.

"You gonna make me that dinner now?" Meatwad asked as he rolled into the room.

"Meatwad…" Travis started slowly, "…you really need to learn proper English."

"Ya, I do, but Frylock did his best with me, ya know what I mean?"

"Really?" Travis said unimpressed. "Say, Meatwad, I'm going to make you that dinner right after I think of what I want from a few desperate leaders. Alright?"

"Yeah, that sounds good alright, but I'll tell you what sounds like a better plan. If you fix me that dinner right now."

"Fine," Travis replied after staring at Black Mage and Pix for a few seconds. "I'll make you some food right now, but youoweme."

"Okay, that's fine," Meatwad replied. The two departed for the kitchen, as Black Mage lit the neighbor's tree on fire for demonstrative purposes.

Sanoon – The story progresses slowly. Prepare for something…something…something…I don't know.

AnimeFreak84 and Ikemen - Well, review! Duh! Hope ya'll keep enjoyin' it!