If you thought the other chapters made sense, then you have not yet been beaten senseless by a pack of three legged pixie-wolves. If you are one of those people with a sense of reality left, then lock your doors and windows. The pixie-wolves are coming tonight! This chapter has a song by Van Halen, called Sinner's Swing. Enjoy.

Disclaimer – We (Sanoon and AnimeFreak84) Do not own any of the character from any of the shows. However, AnimeFreak owns Zim's kids, and Sanoon owns Black Mages great personality skills and Pix. Everyone else goes to their respective owners.

Freeing the Doomed
A joint-fic by Sanoon and AnimeFreak84 and Ikemen

Chapter 4: Phone Calls and Singing

A phone rings in a house located in Florida. A lone, tall, green figure in a maid's outfit moved quickly to pick up the phone. "Hello," Red started, "you've reached the house of Antasia. How can I help you?"

There was a moment of silence, which Red started to assume was because it was another telemarketer. He was about to hang up the phone, until he heard a small voice come from the speaker. "Hello? Hey there, ugh, is…Tallest Red around?" Came a childish-like voice.

Red looked around the room to make sure Antasia or anyone else wasn't around. "You're speaking to him," Red replied quietly.

"Oh, oh that's good," the caller replied. "Ugh, I'm calling on behalf of…the…Travis…residence."

"You mean he got my message?" Red blurted out in surprise before he caught himself. Luckily, no one came to inspect his sudden outburst.

"Yeah, yeah, ugh, I was just calling to tell you that he has accepted to help you under the following conditions," the caller said as if he had tried to memorize a speech.

"Okay," Red said slowly. "What are they?"

"First off, you haf' ta give a planet to Travis so he can rule and other things…a-and there has to be a moon. He says dat I can have the moon."

"Okay, okay. I can do that." Red said quickly and quietly. The last thing he needed was for Antasia or any of her cronies to came in.

"He also wants a…'frickin' awesome spaceship tailored to his every whim'…or somethin'," the caller said in a confused tone. "Somethin' like that."

"Ugh…I think I can do that," Red replied.

"And, he wants a selection of girls to meet. He says dat they have to be Irken, and dat they have to like humans, or else it'll never work."

"…okay," was Red's slow reply.

"He also wants your eternal thanks and…something else I don't remember."

"Do I have too?" Red asked unhappily.

"Yes," the voice replied calmly.

"Friggin' crap," was Red's only reply.

"Give me that," another voice said. It was very different. Instead of a childish-like voice, it was quieter, and more aggravated. "Hello…good…ahh…listen…now that you have accepted all of these conditions, we can rescue you. When do you want to be rescued?"

"Now would be nice," Red replied quickly. "Who knows how long before that tramp returns."

"Well, dat might take a while," the first voice said, "'cause we have to travel from Ohio to Florida in the danger cart. Dat's gonna take a while."

"Do you have anything faster?" Red asked.

"Yes…wait…no. We'll be there in a month."

"NO!" Red shouted. "WAIT, NOOO!" Red heard the other line hang up. "Crap," He whispered to himself, drooping his head.

Later that day, Osaka was cleaning the bathroom. She sighed. "Damn…how long ahm ah gunna have ta keep cleanin' this here house? Why won't Antasia just set us free?" she said to herself, in a gloomy way.

Just then, Zim walked in and he shut the door behind him.

"Oh? What is it, Zimmy-kun?" Osaka quietly asked her Irken husband of twenty-six years.

"That little fucker Antasia has two more slave-bitches!" Zim said.

Osaka dropped her sponge.

"What…but who?" she questioned.

Zim sighed and said, "You're not going to believe this, but she captured Rini! She heard that you were caught and she tried to save you! And then Squee heard and she caught him too."

Osaka stood up and looked at Zim, horrified. Her best female friend and her grandson were captured? This was too much for the poor woman! She gripped her head with her hands. "Why the fuck…why?" she asked, looking as she was about to start to cry.

"Osa-chan…" Zim said, softly. He took Osaka in his arms and they kissed. Their kiss got a bit passionate and then they…umm...yeah…AHEM!

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Antasia was forcing Tallest Red, Rini, Yotsuba and Squee to make sandwiches for her.

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Keep making them, bitches!" Antasia said, smirking evilly.

"GO TO HELL!" Rini screamed.

Antasia went up to the Japanese woman and whacked her across the face. Tallest Red, Yotsuba and Squee stopped what they where doing and stared.

"Don't fucking talk, Victor! I NEVER GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!"

"Yes, master," Rini muttered, acrimoniously.

Antasia smirked and left the room. She actually left the house to spend some time with her best friend. Tallest Red grabbed a china plate and smashed it against the wall.

"DAMN THIS FUCKING SHIT!" he shouted angrily.

"Red-kun! Antasia's gunna catch you!" Yotsuba said.

"Mom's SQUEE right, dad!" Squee said, worriedly. As their future son from an alternate dimension, he was especially worried about Tallest Red.

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE, SQUEEGEE! I I'D DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT SON OF A BITCH

KILLED! ANYTHING!" Tallest Red screamed.

"Wow. I thought Zim was the one with anger problems," Rini said, slightly amused.

Then Yotsuba began laughing. Everyone stared at her.

"Wouldn't it be funny if Bert and Ernie got so high off of smoking weed that they walked out into the middle of the street and got ran over by some drunk Hungarian homosexual ex-convict man in a car?" Yotsuba asked, spontaneously.

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?" Tallest Red screamed at her, throwing his hands in the air.

"I dunno. But it would be funny! Maybe Bert would loose the uni-brow!"

"O-kay. Maybe Osaka's right about you getting her randomness," Rini told Yotsuba.

Yotsuba shrugged. She's been compared to her mother a lot. Then Squee began singing.

"All right, you sinners, swing! Danger in the rearview mirror. There's trouble in the wind! Badness bringing up the rear. The menace's loose again!" Squee sang.

Tallest Red smirked and began singing.

"She looks so fuckin' good! So sexy and so frail! Something got the bite on me. I'm goin' straight to hell! And now we're wasting time. Same old pickup lines! And you keep trying! Don't waste time! Come back to your senses, baby!" Tallest Red sang.

Rini joined in.

"We can come to terms. I can almost taste it. IT BURNS! You'd be sitting pretty, but you try to take the Fifth. Wearin' out my welcome," Rini sang.

Then Yotsuba sang.

"Guess I better say my prayers. And now we're wasting time! Same old pickup lines! And you keep trying! Don't waste time! Get out and push! Get out and push! Get out and push!" Yotsuba sang.

Then they sang the rest of the song together.

"Soon you'll see my silhouette darkenin' your door! I can almost taste it! I WANT MORE! No one's above suspicion! No one's got it wired! I'll eat with my fingers! Want my iron in that fire. And now we're wasting time! Same old pickup lines! And you keep trying! Don't waste time! Get out and push! Get out and push! Get out and push!"

When they got done singing, they went off to go enjoy their time of Antasia being away.

Sanoon – For those of you who have been keeping score, that's 324 for Zim. Kudos little green buddy. (I hate you) And Squee committed a foul with too high of a voice pitch. Five point deduction. Doesn't that suck.

AnimeFreak84 - Well, Osaka...YOU BETTER NOT GET PREGNANT! Damn! And Rini, Red, Yotsuba and Squee are starting their own band. GO BUY THIER CD!