Jake: Wow it's been a looong time. Sorry folks. Anywa,here's Ebil and I with an update for ya. Thanks to BeyMistress05,trew1346,Corn-The OTHER White Meat,outkast angel,and VGMaster04 for reviewing the last chapter all those billions of years ago o.O

Random Randomness – chapter 8

(Were Jake + 4IN ran to)

"So…were are we?"Jake asked,looking around and rubbing her arms as it was snowing and she was only in her swimming suit. 4IN shurgged before spotting a sign. He squinted through the snow.

'Welcome To Moscow'

His eyes widned and turned back to look at Jake. "Welcome to Moscow,baby."

(Were Kando + Max ended up)

Kando sat up and looked around. He was…in a tree and Max was….sitting on him.

"Hey Max,find moving yer lard butt. I'm kinda stuck already without you sittinon meh."Max moved off him,blinkng when Kando tried to pull himself up and failed.

"Gosh Kando. Are you that weak? Let a pro do it."he wrapped his arms around Kando's waist and pulled up,trying to pull Kando from the tree. But it was of no use.

"Okay! Whose messed up tree is this!"Kando asked noone in particular.

"Really now,Kando. I think the tree likes you." Kando glared at the laughing Max.

"Yeah. Likes me enough to stick sap to my rear so I can't move."

(Back with the MOSCOW muwahahahaha fear the cottage chessee)

4IN + Jake made a lovely site for passerbyers. 2 people,in the middle of Moscow,in their swimming trunks.

"You know….I thought my home was cold but this place isfreezing! Gosh!" 4IN blinked. "And your from…"

"Halifax,Noca Scotia in Canada." He blinked again before grabbing her shoulders.

"You mean to tell me we ran from HALIFAX NOVA SCOTIA in CANADA to MOSCOW RUSSIA?"he yelled. She blinked,coughed,and reached into her pocket pulling out a small rectangle. She handed it to him. He stared at it,pointing at it questioningly.

"Want a tic tac?"she asked.

(Now Joe + Kai)

"Hey Kai…."

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Hey Kai…"

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Hey Kai…."

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Hey hey Kai…"

"Shut shut up,Joe."

"Hey Kai…."

"What do you WANT Joe?"

"….were are we?"

"I don't know Joe."

"Hey Kai….."

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Hey Kai….."

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Hey Kai….."

"Shut Up,Joe."

"Heyyyy Kai.:

"What do you NEED Joe?"

"….do you have some gum?"

"………Shut Up,Joe."

(With Ray + Bryan)

"Hey Bryan."

"Yeah Ray?"

"I love ya man."

"O.O okay."

"When I die here from lack of food and water,I give you everything I own."

"That's….very nice of you Ray."

"Hey Bryan."

"What?"

"I love ya man."

(With Tyson + Spencer)

Tyson and Spencer had been picked up by the natives and now were only wearing their pants. Finger paint was splayed across their faces and arms and they were jumping around the camp fire with their new friends.

"HAHA! OH OH! MAKI WEEKI TA ARE ARE!"Tyson chanted as the natives cheered them on. One man jumped forward with a spear and poked Tyson in the back,making himmove closer to the fire.

"HAHA! OH OH! OH MY GOSH MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"Tyson screamed.

(With Tala)

"Ahh…..silence and normalacy at last. May they all rest in peace."

Me:Um..are and are!