YES! im going so much faster with updating this story! im so proud! which means not as much waiting for you guys! anyways, for this labor day weekend i get to go spend it with my brothers and my grandma with our annual group at camp naue (YMCA) on Kauai. i didn't want to go because i have so much damn homework, but my grandma got my plane ticket before she even asked me. its okay, camp naue is fun, but ill just have to overstress myself when i get back on monday. anyways, im starting to blabber on about my pathetic life, so ill just let you get on to the actual story itself. enjoy chapter 5!

oh, and a small note to Yu-lun…i know youre having fun, i laughed myself when i read your last comment, but you might scare my readers away! lol…..

Disclaimer: Nope. Disney Channel owns POTF, not me. Only Disney Channel has the ability to make relationships on their shows inch slower than a turtle on land…

If Only You Knew

Chapter Five: Rampages

"Phil, what did you do!" Keely whispered fiercely to the boy beside her as they hid in darkness. "Shhh..." Phil replied, as footsteps were heard nearby. It came closer and closer...then, as soon as it had come, the sound died out.

Almost ten minutes had passed, and Pim was still on a rampage in her search to find and kill her older brother. Unfortunately, Lloyd and Barb hadn't come home yet, so Phil and Keely were still stuck in one of the closets in the house. And from the sound of it, Pim wasn't going to give up so soon.

"Phil!" Keely whispered again, wanting an answer from him. Phil sighed and turned to her in the darkness. "You remember that whole lavender smell I had on me this morning?" he asked quietly, and he heard Keely giggle in response. "Well," he continued, ignoring her, "Pim sprayed me with Lysol while I was on the bathroom floor---she purposely opened the door when I was leaning on it---plus she almost made me late for school since she took so long getting ready. She just loves to piss me off nowadays."

Keely was silent for a while, taking it all in, then asked, "So...what did you do that made her so mad?"

Phil laughed bitterly. "I used the Wizard to change her room design to the one my mom made for her a couple weeks back. The one that she had when she was Pim's age. Believe me, it's even more girly than your bedroom---not that your room's bad or anything!" he added hastily when she whacked him on his shoulder. "Anyways, I locked the Wizard so she can't change her room back to her own style. And..." he took the Wizard out of his pocket, "I'm also the one that has it with me."

Keely groaned. "So the reason she's after you is because you messed up her room? You don't know a thing about girls, do you?" Phil was silent, so she rolled her eyes and continued. "One of the main rules: never touch, move, or handle ANYTHING in a girl's room. And also no snooping!" she added, remember all those secret diaries she still had hidden under her bed. "There are some things you can't replace."

"Replace?" Phil repeated, an idea forming in his head. "You can't replace...but you can replicate! That's it! Thanks, Keely!" She gasped in surprise as she felt him unexpectedly hug her, and she smiled dreamily as he let go and felt around the closet for the extra Replicator.

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Pim stood in the living room like a statue, bat in hand, waiting for some sort of noise that could give away Phil's hiding place. "Come on, Phil," she hissed in irritancy. "Why hide? Pimmy will just kill you when you're forced to come out!" Suddenly, a door creaked upstairs, and her eyes shot up to look near the top of the steps. "Dinner's ready," she whispered, grinning evilly, slowly making her way up to the second floor of the house. (Wow...Pim is so very evil, eh? she's like some cannibal. )

As soon as she got to the top, Pim caught a glimpse of a navy blue shirt before it disappeared behind the safety of the bathroom door. A second later, though, Phil's head popped out, searching for any sign of his sister and quieting Keely, who must've been behind him. Once he caught sight of Pim, though, he groaned and surrendered his spot, walking out in plain view with Keely following suit.

Pim laughed wickedly, softly whacking the bat into the palm of her hand. "Oh, look, your girlfriend came to watch you suffer! How sweet!"

Phil, on the other hand, laughed right back at his sister. "I don't think so. I think you've got the wrong Phil!" He turned and stared at the look on Keely's face, then whipped back around, already starting to dissolve into a shower of lights as the replication faded out. "A-And she's NOT my girlfriend!" he stuttered, voice echoing as both he and Keely disappeared.

Pim stood on the spot, shaking with rage. And as she let out a piercing scream, the real Phil and Keely hurried down the stairs behind her and ran into the kitchen.

"So..." Keely said, grinning, as they leaned against the wall, "Almost forgot about her whole girlfriend comment, huh?"

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Everything had pretty much calmed down by now. Phil had converted Pim's room back to normal, so she promised she would restrain herself from hurting him but refused to let the matter go without some sort of revenge. He and Keely were now sitting on the couch, Keely being sure to put at least some distance between herself and Phil as they watched pretty much anything interesting on t.v., including the many news reports on the sudden snowfall. The Virtu-Goggles were a no-go, just in case Phil's parents came home anytime soon, but both friends still had them in their laps as they lounged on the sofa.

"Hey! No---wait! Stop flipping the channels, I just saw my favorite show!" Keely whined, as Phil continued to click the Channel Up button on the t.v. remote. "Too late, we have to go around again," he replied, grinning as he continued to torment his best friend. Next thing he knew, though, Keely had tackled him and snatched the remote from his hand, moving back to her spot so quickly it was as if she hadn't even moved. She smiled and changed it back to her show while Phil leaned back against the cushion, pouting. "Chick flick..." he muttered, rolling his eyes as Keely shot him a glare.

Suddenly there was a bright blue flash in the kitchen, and both Phil and Keely stood up immediately and rushed in. They made it just in time to see Lloyd and Barb step out of a swirling blue hole before it quickly closed up behind them.

"Mom? Dad? Where were...you..." Phil stopped his question as he took in the sight of his parents. Kimono, fans, the unmistakable white makeup..."You went to Japan?" he asked, raising his eyebrows as Keely stifled a laugh behind him, staring at the makeup on Lloyd's face.

"Actually, it was more in the feudal era," Barb said brightly, waving her fan in front of her face. Then her eyes turned hard, voice stern. "Your father accidentally created a temporary wormhole that COULD'VE taken us back to the future, but instead he used it on a round trip to Japan and back. The only way we can get home now is through the time machine. Again."

Lloyd turned to his wife in defense. "Who knew it was only temporary? If I had known, I would've used it to get us back! Don't blame me for a misunderstanding!" Barb only sighed and walked into the living room, making her way towards the stairs---

Then stopped dead as she looked out the window. "Lloyd," she called uncertainly. "Unless I'm blind, I think there's a blizzard going on in Pickford..." Lloyd ran out into the living room with Phil and Keely in pursuit, and the two adults gaped out the window at the piling snow while the two teens stood nervously behind them. "Phil, what happened while we were gone?" Lloyd demanded, as both he and Barb stared down their only son, wanting answers.

Keely slid behind Phil shyly as he recounted what had happened when both of them came home earlier. "---So Pim's in her room now doing who knows what, Curtis is in his new room, and we've been waiting for you to come home so Dad can fix the Insta-Weather." he finished, glancing up at the expression on his parent's faces before turning to look at Keely.

Both were silent at first, then Barb finally spoke. "Where's the Insta-Weather?" she asked Phil, who pointed into the kitchen. "On the table." She nodded. "Lloyd, get the Insta-Weather and fix it now. We have to stop this blizzard before it buries the entire town. Keely---" At her name, Keely stepped into better view with a look of expectancy on her face. Barb sighed. "Well, Keely, usually we'd give you the guest room to sleep in, but Curtis kind of turned it into a replica of his old cave home and seems to like living in there. So I guess Pim would let you---"

Before she could finish the sentence, though, Pim's voice was heard from her room upstairs. "NO. Blondie there is NOT sleeping in my room!"

Barb looked at Keely helplessly, then smiled, an idea coming to mind. "Well then, Keely, I guess you'll just have to sleep in Phil's room! We have no problem with that!" she said brightly, laughing.

Keely's jaw dropped. ' WHAT! ' Her thought was voice aloud by Phil, who looked just as shocked and surprised as she did. But before either of them could object or even put a say in the situation, Barb turned away, fanning herself with her fan. "Well, I'm hot, not to mention tired, so I'm going to go change out of this kimono and rest a bit. You two can use the Voice-Activated pot for dinner, have whatever you want. We'll check up on you guys later on. Have fun!" With that, she cheerfully bounded up the steps like a child, turning around once to flash Phil a smile and a thumbs up sign behind Keely's back. He scowled, wondering how the hell parents could do these kinds of things to kids, especially putting him in this situation with the one girl he'd fallen in love with.

Keely, meanwhile, was once again internally freaking out. ' Ohmigod. OHMIGOD. How can this be happening to me! What have I EVER done to deserve this kind of punishment? Well, actually, it's not really punishment, but still! An entire night alone with Phil? OKay, Keely, calm down, you can just sleep and leave it at that, it's not like anything will happen between us, he doesn't even like me! And he doesn't know that I'm totally head over heals for him, right? Okay, deep breath, you don't want him thinking you're nuts again...'

Too late. As Keely turned, she saw Phil giving her that same strange look as before.

It was going to be a long night.

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A/N: haha! im making you wait to see what happens! lolololol...nah. i just still have to think of something for the next chappie. read and review!

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