Chapter 7
Gring gots lots.
Calvin and Hobbes flew over Harry, Ron, and Hermonie at a high rate of speed.
But neither noticed.
Calvin and Hobbes had made so many people scatter, that the three people that Calvin and Hobbes were exited to meet, were just another group of people for Calvin to spread.
Hobbes sat in the back screaming, while Calvin laughed his head off.
Just then, a tall skinny woman grabbed the side of the Time machine, and screamed.
"HEY!" Calvin yelled as the Time Machine came to a sudden stop. "let go of the time machine you old hag!"
"AAAAA!" the woman screamed. "AAA! AAA! It's them! The forbidden ones!"
"SHUT UP, AND LET GO, YOU HORRIBLE MISTAKE!" cried Calvin.
"I really think you should try saying please." suggested Hobbes.
"And I really think you should jump naked into pool of piranhas!" Calvin snapped back.
"LET GO!" Calvin continued. "OK, BUDDY! YOU ASK FOR IT! BLEEEEE!"
The "old hag" screamed again. "HE SPIT ON ME! HE SPIT ON ME! I'M CONTAMINATED! SOMEONE DISINFECT ME!"
Calvin laughed insanely, and then zoomed off again.
"Why do you suppose she was doing that?" asked Hobbes.
"Don't know. Don't care." Calvin replied.
"First Dorbby comes up and warns us of an evil plot, then that woman held us back. And she called us 'the forbidden ones' that's kinda weird."
"Mmm-Hmmm" said Calvin losing interest in the conversation. "Now where were we?"
Calvin stopped.
"Hobbes did you notice that?"
"What?" asked Hobbes.
"That phrase: Where were we. That has a suspicious ring to it. Say, do you think we could make a song out of it? Where were we, where were we, and were we spending pennies?"
"Forget it." said Hobbes as the Time Machine bolted across the alley.
When the Gringgots bank came into view, Calvin pulled on the emergency brakes.
The machine suddenly stopped, and Hobbes went flying out.
He hit the wall of the bank, and collapsed to the ground.
Calvin gave him a sneer. "And that," he said. "Is why we wear seat belts"
Hobbes came up, his hair bristled, and his eyes flaming.
He jumped into the middle of Calvin who had just gotten out of the time machine.
The two rolled around in the ground. Afterward, they both were covered in scabs, and cuts. They walked into the bank, where Calvin instantly remembered. "This place is full of MONSTERS!" he yelled.
Hobbes stared wide eyed at the goblins that ran the bank.
Hobbes turned to Calvin. "Ok Mr Harry-Potter-expert, what do we do now?"
Calvin stared in Horror at the goblins.
All at once his tongue was stuck to his mouth. "Llllp lumm, yummm, geeee, aaa. Reeeee, honannn" he said.
"What?" asked Hobbes.
"I said, help! This is getting out of hand!"
each and every Goblin looked up.
"Ok Hobbes, here's the plan" said Calvin. "We'll deny everything, We'll deny anything about Hogwarts, Harry Potter, or even our existence! This is really a movie. The movie's over and..."
thump.
Calvin turned around.
Hobbes had fainted.
Calvin glared at him, and slowly approached the main desk.
The Goblin stared down at him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"Hobbes, I mean Calvin, I mean... I'm not sure."
The goblin sighed, and flipped through the records book.
"Calvin... isn't it?" he asked.
"Geeeek! AaaaCK! EEEEEE!" replied Calvin.
"Do you have your key?"
Calvin rolled his eyes around. "well, I once took my dad's car keys."
every eye stared at the insane six year old.
Calvin reached into his pocket and pulled out a key.
"Heh, heh. Well what do ya know? A key! How convenient!"
"Griphook, take idiot and his dog to his vault." said the Goblin.
Calvin grabbed Hobbes' arm, and dragged him to the railroad.
Griphook, Calvin and Hobbes climbed into the car, and then, at hyper speed, they sped off.
Hobbes screamed, and Calvin laughed.
"Vault 649" said Griphook.
He opened the vault, showing three piles of coins."
Calvin shoved them into his bag, and raced out of the bank. With Hobbes close behind.
"Ok, now lets get our stuff." Calvin said.
"ok." said Hobbes taking out the list. First, you need a wand."
"No!" Calvin yelled. "First, I need that prank stuff! Get into the Time Machine, you fur ball!"
Hobbes sighed, and climbed into the Machine. After Calvin picked up his prank stuff, he and Hobbes went out for a wand.
"Here we are, Hobbes," said Calvin "Boliveanders' wand shop!"
Hobbes sighed, and stared at the sign on the building with the words "Olivander's wand shop."
he walked into the shop with Calvin.
A man was waiting at the desk.
"Ah, I was expecting..." he began but Calvin cut him off.
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time! Let's just get the dumbbell wands!"
Olivander coughed, and walked to get a box. He brought back a wand.
"Try this one."
Calvin grabbed it, and swished it through the air.
BANG!
A blast of fire shot out, and blasted the door off.
It took awhile to realize what happened. But when he found out, his mind came up with a devilish plan.
Calvin grinned an evil grin.
Olivander squinted his eyes and said,
"ok, try this one"
swish.
BANG!
Another blast of fire shot from the wand. This one hit above the door, and the sign fell off.
"Try this." said Olivander.
Swish,
BANG!
This one came inches from hitting Hobbes.
It went on like this for several minutes.
Until he gave Calvin one more wand.
"Try this one."
and with that, he dove under the desk, and put his hands over head.
Calvin grinned evilly again, and held the wand up.
He brought it down, and it red sparks flew from it.
"Hey!" yelled Calvin "where's the blast of fire, and total destruction of the shop!"
Olivander lifted his head.
"Oh-well." said Calvin to the store owner. "But now you gotta do Hobbes!"
Olivander's head spun around to Hobbes who grinned.
"AAAAAAAAA!" yelled Olivander, and he shoved a pile of wands into Hobbes' arms.
"Here! they're all free!" he said, and then, he ran off.
Hobbes took the FIRST wand in the pile.
It gave off red sparks.
The two walked out of shop, and started toward the time machine.
"Ok." said Hobbes outside the shop. "It says here that students are allowed to have a cat, rat, toad or owl."
"Hmmm." said Calvin. "I already have a cat. Ewww, I don't want a rat! That would be disgusting! So would the toad. Who wants a pile of warts for pet?"
Hobbes spotted Nevil Longbottom. He was staring at Calvin as if he was insane.
"Ok" said Hobbes. "An owl it is then."
Calvin and Hobbes walked to the place where you buy pets, and studied the owls there.
"This barn owl looks cool." Calvin said. Hobbes stared at a big, beat up barn owl.
He had a eye patch, and peg leg.
"Ugh." Hobbes said. "I'm going to choose a snowy owl, like Harry."
"Hey mister!" Calvin yelled "how much for the cool barn owl?"
the store manager looked up. "That owl's been here for a long time, nobody can touch him. He'll bite your finger off."
"COOL!" Calvin yelled.
He held his hand up to the barn owl.
It lovingly chirped, and nibbled his finger.
"You were saying?" Calvin asked.
The manager's mouth dropped open.
"You're just a harmless little owl, aren't you?" Calvin cooed. "Yes you are, yes you are."
Hobbes walked up to Calvin with a snowy owl on his shoulder.
"That will be five galleons." the store manager said. Calvin's face went blank.
"Wuh-oh." he said. he peeked into his pocket.
Empty.
"Hmm." Calvin observed. "I guess I shouldn't have bought so many dung bombs."
"No deal then." said the manager, crossing his arms.
Calvin's head turned to the owl. It chirped, and stared at him.
Calvin's head turned back to the greedy manager.
"ATTACK MY PET!" Calvin screamed.
The manager's eyes popped open.
The barn owl leaped from Calvin's shoulder, and started to peck at the manager's head.
"AAA! AA! NO! YOU CAN HAVE HIM! HELP!"
The insane six year old took his sweet time calling the equally insane bird off the manager.
But soon, Calvin's fun had to come to an end, and he had to continue with his shopping.
"Ok." Calvin said. "now we need some books."
Calvin stared at the book list.
"What the..." Calvin stared at the list. "Who the heck is Sall Deen, and why would a publishers company print THESE?"
Hobbes stared the books needed.
"Hmmm." he said. "do you see the copyrights?"
Calvin stared at the copyrights.
"E-GAD!" he yelled. "2097! THIS IS 2005!"
"He must have no sense of time." Hobbes said.
Calvin blinked.
"Publishy publishing company? What kind of deranged maniac would name a publishing company THAT?" he exclaimed.
"Probably the deranged maniac who wrote these books." said Hobbes.
"Okay." Calvin said. "let's just get the books, and leave."
(Later)
"To the Hogwarts Express!" Calvin yelled, then he and Hobbes dove into the machine, and took off.