A/N: I feel compelled to write one of these at the start and end so here it is!
Chapter two: Hermione.
"Hey Herms!" Ron said.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to call me Herms?" Hermione asked half heartedly.
"Try one million four thousand three hundred and twenty six" Harry said coming up behind her.
"Hey Hazza!" Ron said enthusiastically.
"Is today call everyone by the names they hate day?" Harry asked Ron.
"YES!" Ron shouted just slightly too loudly so all the children in the great hall turned around and looked at him strangely.
"Ok Ron calm down." Hermione said while rubbing his arm in a motherly way. Ron just burst out into a giggle fit for no reason at this point. Hermione and Harry just looked at each other and started to slowly back away. When Ron had clamed down a bit he saw them about three meters away (and still moving), looking at him like he was a madman.
"Hey guys! Get back here!" He said while running towards them. At this point Harry and Hermione just turned around and sprinted.
"Run! He's after us!" Harry screamed.
"Run away!"
"Guys! I promise I wont go mental if you slow down!" Ron called out after them but they took no notice and just kept running towards the common room.
A/N: I hope you like it so far. I have to say that it is much better then my other FanFic. Oh, I mean: Both my FanFics are fan-taby-hooby-tasic and you should read my other one aswell… Cough cough.