Meanwhile, Sally had just escaped the teachers from destroying him, and he began hopping around the castle screaming, "VOTE FOR SALLY! VOTE FOR SALLY! VOTE FOR SALLY!"

All the portraits stared at him in utter disbelieve as he hopped up and down the stairs making a moron out of himself.

And after the phrase "VOTE FOR SALLY" lost its meaning, Sally began hopping around in circles, grinning like a lunatic and yelping, "Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy!"

And if Malfoy hadn't have stuffed him up the chimney in his common room, he probably would've continued to do it.

Malfoy shoved Sally up the chimney and stormed back up into bed, growling and muttering.

Sally then somehow got out of the chimney, and went to go bug the Griffindors again.

When he reached the common room, he found it was empty.

Of course it was empty you tuna, it was three in the morning.

Sally began running around in circles with that stupid grin plastered all over his face. Oh and he was still screaming "happy".

What did you expect?

Suddenly, Sally's eyes fell on something.

It was... hmmm... it was a broom.

Uh oh.

Meanwhile, above the castle, Harry, Ron, and Hermonie were rocketing towards the Ministry of Magic.

Calvin, Hobbes, and Sirius had just emerged from the phone booth.

Calvin chuckled, and dusted himself off.

"Yes sir, no Mackmal stands a chance against the forces of the Calvin."

Hobbes and Sirius exchanged glances.

Calvin flipped several switches on the Time Machine.

"Alright." he said. "let's head back to Hogwarts, have Harry stare at Serious dramatically, have a tearful reunion, and we'll all live happily everly after."

"This is getting to dramatic, already." Hobbes said.

Meanwhile, a darkened figure, wearing a cloak, stared at the box Calvin was floating in.

It appeared to be... hmm, yes, it was a Death Eater.

In case you're not keeping notes, that's one of Voldemort's helpers.

The DE stared at Calvin, Hobbes and Sirius.

His eyes cut from side to side.

Hmm, yes, the streets appeared to be fairly empty.

No witnesses.

Oops.

Unfortunately, Calvin had no desire to hurry up and get out of that alley.

Do you know what he was doing?

He was showing his inventions off to Sirius.

"And this is the Time Pauser, and this is the Transmogrifier Gun, and this is the MTM, and this is the Mini Duplicator, and this is the..."

Before Calvin could continue, Calvin heard someone call his name.

"CALVIN!"

Calvin's eyes scanned the immediate area.

Let's see here, a trash can, a wall, a creepy looking a guy in a cloak, a broom rocketing towards him at a speed of thirty miles per hour.

Oh.

Calvin screamed, and grabbed his Time Pauser.

BOOM!

The broom froze in midair.

Calvin studied it, up and down.

"Ah, it's you."

Calvin hit the button, again.

BOOM!

The broom screeched to a stop in front of the box.

Two more brooms followed.

"Alrighty then." Calvin said. "Gang's all here. OK, I can't believe your alive, cry cry cry, tearful reunion, blah, blah, blah. Now, can we go back now? I have a stupid to torture."

Everyone stared at him.

"Uh huh." Ron said. "Since when have you been heroic?"

"Well, if any of you had even bothered to see my movie trilogy, you'd see just how long I've been 'heroic' to use your exact words."

"What's a movie?" Ron asked.

"Run, old pal," Calvin said, placing a hand on Ron's shoulder. "You're beginning to sound like Sally. Alright, let's go."

"You're not going anywhere." A raspy voice hissed.

"Yes, I knew we couldn't go out of a Harry Potter story without something horrible happening." Calvin sighed, shaking his head.

At that very moment, the Death Eater leaped from the shadows, and pointed his wand at Calvin, Hobbes, and Harry.

"Well, this is certainly dramatic." Calvin said. "I suppose you're gonna kill us now, right?"

"Yep."

"You're just going to keep trying to do this, right?"

"Yep."

"This is going to go on all night?"

"Yep."

"I was afraid of that."

Calvin grabbed his Transmogrifier Gun, and pointed it at himself.

"NOT ONE STEP CLOSER!" He screamed. "ONE MORE STEP AND I'LL PULL THE TRIGGER!"

There was a long moment of silence, as every stared at Calvin as if he was some kind lunatic.

The Death Barfer chuckled, and took one more step.

"I SAW THAT!" Calvin screamed. "IT'S GOING RIGHT INTO MY RECORDS! AND I FORBID YOU TO TAKE ONE MORE STEP!"

The so forth took one more step.

"KEEP WALKING PAL, YOU'RE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE! DON'T TAKE ONE MORE STEP! OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!"

He took one more step.

"OK, now you're just mocking me." Calvin muttered, gumpily.

The so forth chuckled, and took one more step.

"ALRIGHT!" Calvin screamed. "I WARNED YA! BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY! PAY I TELL YOU!"

Calvin held his hand out.

"I demand twenty bucks. FASTER BUCKO, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"

Harry and Sirius exchanged glances.

The Death Eater took one more step.

Calvin blinked.

"Oh. So THAT'S how you want to play, eh? Alright then, No more Mr nice guy!"

Calvin took his Transmogrifier Gun, and pointed it at his forehead.

"Say goodbye to Mild mannered Calvin, you creep!"

ZAP!

Calvin pulled the trigger.

A hood and cape extended from Calvin's head.

A red jumpsuit formed over Calvin's body, and a wide grin spread across his face.

"I AM STUPENDOUS MAN!" Calvin screamed leaping into the air. "FRIEND OF FREEDOM! FOE OF COMMUNISM!"

Six pairs of eyes stared at Calvin.

Calvin jabbed his fist into the air.

"S for STUPENDOUS! T for TIGER, ferocity of! U for UNDERWEAR, red! P for POWER, Incredible! E for EXCELLENT physique! N for..."

He paused.

"Huh. I can't remember the word. I'll get back to that one. D for DETERMINATION! U for..."

He paused again.

"U for... huh. I can't remember that one either. S for STUPENDOUS, again! M for... something... A for something else! And N for... wait a minute, how do you spell this word? Is it an 'N'?"

Everyone stared at Calvin.

Then, Hobbes spoke.

"Calvin, why didn't you just turn the villain into something else?" He asked.

Calvin paused, and thought about that.

Then he spun around to Hobbes and screamed, "SILENCE FOOL! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWERS OF STUPENDOUS MAN!"

"We're dead." Hobbes said, turning to Harry.

The Death so forth cut his eyes from side to side.

Calvin was so busy bragging about how powerful he was, that he didn't bother to pay any attention to a the villain. Plus, as an added bonus, everyone else was to busy staring at Calvin to pay the villain any notice.

Oopsies.

A wide grin spread across the bad guy's face. Although nobody could see this for the simple fact that he had a hood on.

He raised his wand.

"TRANSPORTUS!" He screamed.

Everyone looked up.

Uh...

There appeared to be a redish light zooming towards them.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed.

Ron, Hermonie, and Sirius were able to leap from the way, but the blast hit Calvin, Hobbes and Harry.

"Well, this is certainly dramatic." Hobbes said. "What else could one want?"

"Well," Calvin said, before they all vanished. "someone might try adding in demented Dementors."

ZAP!

They all vanished.

However, Calvin's box and inventions went with him.

There was a blast of electricity, and Calvin's box, Calvin, Hobbes and Harry all appeared in the middle of a graveyard.

And they appeared to be surrounded by, uh, several hooded people.

And standing in the front of the crowd there was a... well a rather tall guy that was bald, had cat like eyes, sharp fingers, slits for nostrils, and, uh, a wand.

He was grinning like a lunatic.

Uh oh.

Calvin and Hobbes exchanged glances.

"Calvin," Hobbes whispered.

"Yes, Hobbes?" Calvin asked.

"Is that who I think it is?"

"Yes, Hobbes."

"Are we in T-R-O-U-B-L-E?"

"Y-E-S." Calvin replied.

Then, the tall bald guy with cat eyes spoke.

"Well, well, well. We have company. What an wonderful unexpected surprise. And you brought friends this time. heh, heh. Tonight will be a fun one, won't it?"

The hooded figures around Voldemort laughed.

YIKES!