It was then that Calvin made his appearance.

"AH just as I suspected!" he yelled at Vodemort. "My arch enemy, doctor Vole-dee-fort! Your fiendish plan will not succeed!"

Voldemort and the other Death Eaters stared at him. Then laughed.

"You brought friends, Potter. I suppose there will be three deaths tonight." Voldemort chuckled.

"YOU WILL NEVER SUCCEED!" Calvin screamed. "STUPENDOUS MAN HAS THE POWERS OF A MILLION MORTAL MEN!"

"Calvin," Hobbes whispered. "Now would be a good time to shut up."

"Quiet Hobbes, I'm on a roll." Calvin whispered.

He spun back to Voldemort.

"AND FURTHERMORE, YOU'RE MOTHERS WERE ALL A BUNCH OF UGLY TOADS! SO THERE!"

There was a moment of silence.

Hobbes slapped his forehead.

"AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF WEED-DEWS!"

Voldemort and his followers exchanged confused glances.

Hobbes and Harry exchanged glances.

"We are deceased." Hobbes said.

Voldemort's eyes went from the bragging Calvin, to the petrified Harry, to the calmly terrified Hobbes.

"Well, this is certainly awkward." Voldemort said.

Calvin leaped into the air.

"AH HA!" He screamed. "JUST AS I THOUGHT! TOO CHICKEN TO FIGHT THE ALL MIGHTY STUPENDOUS MAN! You're under arrest, ugly! You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say, can or will be used against you in a court of law! If you..."

"Would someone please destroy him so he'll shut up, and I can think?" Voldemort demanded.

Several Death Eaters exchanged glances.

Calvin motioned for the one of them to step forward.

"Come and get me! I dare ya! Let's see how you face up to the mighty might of my STUPENDOUS SCREAM!"

One of the DE stepped forward and pulled his wand out.

Calvin chuckled.

"I can beat you with one hand behind my back!" He put one hand behind his back. "I can beat you with BOTH hands behind my back!" He put both hands behind his back.

Then they both waited. Waiting for the other person to make the next move.

Then, the DE got impatient, and raised his wand over his head.

"Avada Ke..." He wasn't able to finish the spell, however, because Calvin had took a deep breath in, and let out a terrible screech.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!"

Red shockwaves emitted from Calvin's mouth, and blasted the DE off his feet and back into the crowd.

Calvin continued to screech.

The DE tumbled and rolled into the crowd, and knocked them all over like bowling pins.

"FINLAND!" Calvin screamed, pumping his fists into the air.

Calvin then turned towards Voldemort, and let out the same screech.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!"

Voldemort gave Calvin a sharp glare and screamed, "PORTUS!"

A force field shot out of Voldemort's wand, and the shockwaves bounced off with no effect.

"So much for Calvin shutting up." Hobbes said.

Several DEs made grabs for Calvin.

Calvin spun around, drew his fist behind his head, then let it fly.

POW!

DEs went flying in all directions.

Calvin spun back to Voldemort.

"Alright, Doctor Vole-Dee-Fort! Surrender, or I'll have to start kicking buttocks! And all I can say is that when I start flinging this fist around, I can't be responsible for what happens!"

"Uh huh." Voldemort muttered.

"ALRIGHT! YOU ASK FOR IT!"

Calvin leaped into the air, and threw a wild punch at the evil wizard.

Do you think that Voldemort sent up a protective charm? Put a curse on Calvin? Used his wand at all?

Oh no, all he did was tilt his head to the side, and Calvin's punch missed his head.

Calvin blinked.

"So much for drama." He said.

Voldemort grabbed Calvin's fist, and flung him over his shoulder.

"YEEEK!" Calvin screamed flying into a rock.

CRASH!

Voldemort laughed.

Calvin watched the stars and checkers and little pink elephants with umbrellas circle his head.

Then his Transmogrifier Gun fell into his lap.

Calvin grabbed it, and pointed it at his head.

ZAP!

Instantly, Calvin's Stupendous man costume was gone.

There, instead, was a black strap on mask, long yellow gloves and boots, a yellow utility belt, and blue pants and a shirt with black lighting bolt streaking across the middle.

"THE MARVELOUS SPACEMAN SPIFF!" Calvin yelled, flexing his muscles.

"Once again, you could've just turned Voldemort into a bug, and we could have called it a day!" Hobbes screamed.

Calvin decided to ignore that.

He whipped out his Death Ray Blaster, and started firing it in all directions.

"Our incredible space cadet is faced off with the evil King Zorg from planet X-236!" Calvin yelled. "Our hero sets his Death Ray Blaster on medium rare, and starts firing!"

"This starting to get annoying." Voldemort muttered, blocking the blasts.

"GREAT MOONS OF NEPTUNE!" Calvin screamed. "OUR HERO'S DEATH RAY IS NO MATCH FOR KING ZORG! HE'S JUST TO BIG, AND UGLY, AND MEAN, AND A WEED-DEW, AND FAT, AND SO ON!"

Harry fainted.

At that very moment, some of the DEs recovered from Calvin's screaming, and made more dives for him.

Calvin spun around and started firing the DRB at them.

ZAAAAAAAAAP!

"YOUCH!"

That is, they all retreated.

Calvin chuckled, and blew the smoke off his gun.

"Heh, heh. Zorg's army are no match for our mighty space hero. heh."

Voldemort's eyes nearly bugged out of his head.

It was then that he realized that he was dealing with no ordinary kid.

"That's it!" He screamed.

He held up his wand.

But before he could say the fatal words, Calvin pulled out a small yellow device with a red button on top.

How convenient.

BOOM!

There was a flash of white light, and a loud explosion.

"Heh, heh." Calvin chuckled.

He turned to face the enraged Voldemort frozen in time.

"Well, Moldemort." Calvin said. "You may be tough when it comes to beating up small wizards, and killing off puny kids with lightbolt logos on their foreheads, but put you in the ring with Calvin the Bold, and you're only second best!"

Calvin grabbed Voldemort's wand away, and threw it in the grass.

He then stepped on it, and pushed the button on the Time Pauser, again.

BOOM!

Voldemort looked around in confusion.

He stared at the grinning Calvin. He stared at his empty hand. He stared at the wand sitting in the grass with Calvin's foot resting on top of it.

"Why you little twerp!" Voldemort screamed, diving for Calvin.

Calvin pulled his MTM out of his backpack.

"This is so much fun." Calvin laughed, opening up the Main Menu.

So much fun mode activated

BOOOM!

Electricity surged out of the CD player, and engulfed Voldemort.

"AAAAA!" He screamed, tumbling backwards.

Calvin tucked the MTM away, and hopped over to Hobbes.

"OK, Hobbes.' Calvin said. "While Doctor Vole-Dee-Fort is complaining about all the injustices in the world, you wake up Mr dramatic Harry and let's get in the box!"

"Very well." Hobbes said.

He held his wand to Harry.

"Enervate!" he said.

Harry's eyes came into focus.

"Wha-what happened?" he asked.

"I just saved your life, Calvin is trying to defeat Vole-Dee-fort over there and your taking a nap, of all times!" Hobbes said.

"Don't get smart, Hobbes." Harry murmured.

Calvin rushed up to Voldemort who was trying to pick himself up.

"KNOW THE WRATH OF CALVIN, DOCTOR VOLE-DEE-FORT!" He screamed.

He grabbed the MTM, and sent another blast of electricity at the wizard.

ZZZZT!

"AAUGH!"

"Not so tough without your wand, eh?" Calvin chuckled.

Voldemort held out his hand.

"Accio wand!"

Whoops.

Voldemort's wand rose into the air, and bolted into his hands.

Calvin blinked.

"Didn't see that one coming." He said.

Voldemort pointed his wand at Calvin.

"AVADA KE..."

Do you know what happened then?

All at once, the air was filled with the sounds of insane screaming.

And this time it wasn't Calvin.

Calvin, Hobbes, Voldemort, and Harry looked around in all directions.

The screaming was getting louder.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Then everyone looked up.

There was a broom zooming straight downward.

And it was aimed at Voldemort.

CRASH!

There was a crash, and a loud explosion.

Voldemort ended up on his back, wondering why things had been so difficult for him these past seventeen years.

Calvin coughed, and sputtered, and tried to blow the smoke away.

It was then that Calvin heard a voice.

"WHEW! 75 MILES TO THE GALLON! THOSE PEOPLE AT THE GAS STATIONS ARE NO HELP THESE DAYS! I CAME UP AND THEY STARED AT ME AS IF I WERE RIDING A BROOM! THE NERVE!"

HUH?

Hadn't Calvin heard that voice somewhere?

Calvin took out his MTM, activated the fan, and blew all the smoke away.

There he revealed three things.

One, Voldemort was laying on his back, glaring at the sky.

Two, A broom was sticking straight upward from the ground.

And three...

HUH!

Calvin couldn't believe who he saw.

The cap, the red T-shirt, the blue shorts, the idiotic expression.

It was Professor Sally.

Oh boy!

THIS is gonna be good!