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Chapter 1
With Everyone Here, Why Not Play!
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Dean, Seamus, Pavati, Lavender (As goes in that order) are all sitting in a circle, an empty firewhiskey bottle is in the middle of the circle. That's right; they are play (dun dun dun!) Spin the bottle, which is strictly forbidden, as said so by Prof. Snape (not that they care what the slimy git thinks). After much arguing, Ron gets to go first at spinning the bottle.
Bottle: spin, spin, spin, spin, spin…
Everyone: Gasp
Bottle: Lands on…Seamus.
Ron: Why me…?
Narrater: MUA HA HA HA HA! Because that's how I wrote it! DUH!
Ron: muttering stupid narrater…
Hermione: all excited and stuff COME ON RON! JUST KISS HIM AlREADY!
Ron: sigh right…Walkes over and just barely kisses Seamus on the lips, then starts mumbling about day-ja-vou.
Seamus: spins bottle
Bottle: spin, spin, spin, spin, spin…
Everyone: Gasp
Bottle: Lands on…Lavender.
Lavender: OY! NO WAY IN HELL!
Seamus: trying to smile seductively yet failing miserably Let me come over their and give moma some sugars!
Lavender: Gets up and runs screaming through the dorms 13 times then suddenly stops and sits back down. Alright I'm ready now…
Harry: muttering to Ron there's something wrong with her…I just can't put my finger on it…Damn…
Ron: mutters something about day-ja-vou.
Ginny: whispering in Heromione's ear Their all nutters…
Hermione: whispering back in Ginny's ear I'd really like to see you in your knickers…
Ginny: Raises eyebrow at Hermione and starts paying more than enough attention to Lavender and Seamus snogging
Lavender: finally get's Seamus off of her and runs into the bathroom to start puking
Seamus: I think that went well. sits back down and smiles jovially
Ron: muttering to Hermione he kind of remindes me of Percy…
Hermione: muttering back to Ron I'd really like to see you in you knickers…
Harry: purposefully evesdropping Que? raises eyebrow at Hermione
Hermione: muttering across Ron to Harry Your really hot you know! Unlike that fat bastard Ron…
Ron: Jumping up and yelling HEY! BITCH I HEARD THAT!
Hermione: acting Innocent don't know what your talking about Ronald…winks at Harry
Harry: raises eyebrow
Ron: sits back down Alright… that's good enough for me…startes snogging Hermione
Hermione: shrugges and starts snogging back
Ron: OY Hermione! You just bit my tongue!
Hermione: YA! WELL YOU SQUEEZING MY…never mind… I didn't say a damn thing…
Harry & Ginny: raises eyebrow What ever…start snogging
Pavati: goes over to Dean and they start snogging
Dean: snogging Pavati
Lavender: finally comes out off bathroom, bit's of vomit dribbling down the side of her mouth.
Seamus: looking at Lavender That's so hott! runs over and starts snogging Lavender
Lavender: pulls away and runs to the bathroom again
Seamus: Damn…
NARRATER: AND THAT MY FRIENDS, WAS THE SHORTEST FUCKING GAME OF SPIN THE BOTTLE IN THE WORLD. TUNE IN NEXT TIME AS WE SEE :TRUTH OR DARE; UNSENCORED! Grabs Ginny by the Hair and pulles her away from Harry, than starts snogging Harry
A/N: heh heh heh…ya middle of the night…oh and I have nothing against Ginny. Everyone knows that those 2 will end up together by the end 7th book…so review…I just want to see what you people think…