A/N: Here it is! The next chapter in my compelling story of love and hate! cough cough. Well, yet again I hope you like this one and all the other stuff. Have I done a disclaimer yet? I can't remember… Oh well! If I haven't please inform me! I realy can't be bothered checking.

Chapter nine: Draco.

"HE DOESN'T!"

"Man." Blaise said. "I thought those guys couldn't get any weirder." Indicating towards Harry, Ron and Hermione.

"And you really want me to go out with one of them!" Draco said.

"Not just any one of them, Harry in particular."

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!" Draco screamed like a girl.

"I was just kidding!" Blaise said preparing for Draco to hit him.

"You realize I am this close," Draco held his finger and thumb half a centimeter away from each other. "to decking you?"

"I realized. But considering that you are even weaker then golden boy over there I'm not realy scared." Blaise said teasingly.

"I may not be strong but I sure as well am smart." Draco said trying lamely to cling onto his pride. Blaise just started laughing hysterically again.

"You! Smart? Hahahahaha!" Blaise suddenly stopped laughing a dawning expression creeping its way onto his face.

"What? What is it?" Draco said curiously.

"Maybe she didn't thin you were asking her out." He said.

"Who didn't think what now?" Draco said confused.

"Maybe Hermione didn't think you were asking her out."

"Well what else could she have thought?"

"Well she is pretty strong, and smart." Blaise said.

"How would you know if she is strong or not?"

"I wouldn't know first hand but from all the complaining you did the other year when she punched you I take it she is strong."

"Are you suggesting that she thought I was asking her to train me?" Draco said pompously.

"To put it simply, yes." Blaise said.

"But… Uh… No!" Draco was so surprised at Blaise's accusation (and how much sense it made) that this was the best he could come up with.

A/N: So what do you think of this one? Good, bad, so totally funny you wet yourself halfway through so you had to read the rest with no pants on? Anyway I love writing this one! I'm nine reviews off beating my other FanFic (review wise)! Hehe! I'm strange…