Chapter 3
Things You Wouldn't Expect
This time, it's only Harry, Hermione, and Ginny. Ginny is lying down flat on the ground. Harry's on one side of her and Hermione's on the other. They are trying to do: Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board.
Ginny: $open's her eyes and looks at The Narrator in confusion$ that's awfully stupid. God. Spaz.
Hermione $grabs Ginny's ass$
Harry: $Growls at Hermione$ That's my bitch honey!
Narrator: $bitch-slaps the lot of them$ Just shut the hell up and get on with it. Gah!
Hermione and Harry: $start rolling on the floor, beating the shit out of each other$
Ginny: $rolls eyes$ I mean really, what's the point in this. All we'd have to do is levitate eachother. It's not like it's that hard.
Everyone from the previous chapters walk in suddenly.
Hermione: $Stops biting off Harry's ear$
Harry: $pouts$ aw, baby, why'd you stop. that felt to good...
Everyone: $looks at him$
Hermione: ANYWAYS! $blushes$ you know what we should do?
Seamus: what?
Hermione: Be in a confessional. we'll sit in a circle and tell our deepest, darkest secrets.
Everyone (other than Ron): $Agrees$
Ron: $blushes and walks out of room$
Ginny: He just doesn't want everyone to know he's a girl.
Everyone: $stares at her in disbelief$
Dean: No he's not.
Ginny: $rolls her eyes$ yes he is. How would you know anyway.
Dean: $indignantly$ because i've seen his penis during our nightly kinky butt sex!
Everyone: $pukes$
Hermione: Ew...
They all get in a circle. It starts with Hermione.
Hermione: Everyone...I'm a lesbian.
Everyone: $completely and totally surprised$ NO! we would have never guessed.
Seamus: Guys...I'm in love with Hannah Abbot, the most popular girl in school.
Everyone: OMG! $burn Seamus at a stake$
Ginny: ...i'm 16 and i haven't started my period...
Everyone: OMG! SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH! $burn Ginny at a stake$
Dean: Every night i have kinky butt sex with Ron, Crabbe, and Goyle.
Everyone: Bet that's fun $bring up mutual fantasies in mind$
Parvati: I like cherry pie
Everyone: OMG! $burn off Parvati's fingers$
Ron walkes in and sit's down.
Ron: I miss scabbers.
Everyone: Poor ronnikens...
Lavender: $shifty eyes$ my sister is gothic.
Everyone: that's it? what's so bad about that? i mean, really, that's a crap confession. god...spaz.
Harry: I'm black.
Everyone: duh.
Harry: and a girl.
Everyone: Old news
Harry: and a death eater
Everone: Fun, fun
Harry: $bursts into tears$ and me and Draco are getting married in the state of iowa.
Everyone: $in horror$ NO! NOT IOWA!
Harry: YES! THE DREADED IOWA!
Everyone: $faints$ THE AGONY!
A/N: Well, there you go. Chapter three. and i'm running out of games for them to play. Give me idea's please. or, hell, get pissed at me for my sick sense of humor. Personally, like it. Somebody once asked me if i was actually female, for no girl should be so sick minded. yes. yes i am. and proud of it.