IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- okay the last chappie was short, but this one is longer!
Maddie- you bet your friggin bippy!
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Maddie- yess.
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Me- I am scared now. . . . . .
Chapter 2 (Goku as sanzo part 1)
The next morning. . . . . . . . . . .
"WAKE UP EVERYONE FOR TODAY I AM SANZO!" Goku shouted, as he skipped around the room already in the robes and crown.
Gojyo got up and looked at the skipping monkey boy.
"SHUT UP!" he shouted. "IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING!"
"Ah," Hakkai said. "But it is the next day if you think about it."
"Screw that," Sanzo said. "My day starts at nine."
"Your no fun!" Goku said. He jumped onto Sanzo's back and pouted. "Come on! I'm hungry! I want the gun and fan!"
"No to your first question, get your own god damn food, and NO!" Sanzo said pushing Goku off of him.
"Good night!" Hakkai said with a smile and a yawn. He laid down and Goku stood in the middle of the room, Gojyo was still awake though.
"I'm hungry. . . . . . ."
"I know," Gojyo said. "And because of you I can't get back to sleep!"
"But I'm hungry, you damn kappa!"
"You're a Goddam SANZO now! Git yer own Goddam food!"
"But Hakkai usually gives Sanzo food so. . . . . ." Goku said. "HAKKAI GET UP!" Hakkai shot out of bed and looked around the room to see Goku's BIG smile.
"Goku, I don't mean to be rude but. . ." Hakkai said. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Goku cowered in the corner of the room.
"You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frightening when you do that," Goku said.
"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! You dumb monkey!" Gojyo said. Goku got up and walked over to Sanzo's things again, grabbed the fan, and hit Gojyo with it. "ACK!"
"Now who's laughing?" Goku said laughing his head off. Sanzo woke up, grabbed his fan, and hit Goku with it. "OWIE!"
"You dumb- OW!" Sanzo said. Hakkai had hit him over the head with the fan. "What the hell!"
"I felt left out," Hakkai said with a laugh. "I am terribly sorry, Sanzo."
"Your smile says differently," Sanzo said. He rubbed the back of his head, grabbed his fan, and sat on the edge of his bed. Hakkai smiled in sweet victory. "Like I said, my day starts at nine. And if you wake me up there will be death."
Hakkai sat on his bed and smiled again.
"If anyone wakes me I will have to break your arm," he said with a smile. "I will say worry but after I see fit to say so."
Goku's eyes were wide and Gojyo was now kinda scared. Gojyo looked through the closet and found a stack of cards.
"Since we can't sleep we might as well play cards or somethin'," Gojyo said.
"I wanna play mahjong!" Goku said.
"To flippin' bad!" Gojyo said. "We're playing black jack!"
"Since when did you get to call all the shots! I'm sanzo!" Goku said.
"Well, to bad!" Gojyo said. "Sanzo or not your playing black jack!" He dragged Goku out into the hallway so they wouldn't wake Hakkai and Sanzo or Sanzo would shoot them to death and Hakkai would break their arms.
At nine in the morning. . . . . . . . . .
"NOW I AM SANZO!" Goku said. He jumped around the room as the others were eating breakfast. Since Goku was going to be sanzo for a day Sanzo was wearing jeans, and a black long sleeve button down shirt rather than his robes. "And now I am hungry!" He sat down at the table and started to eat all the food on the table.
"So what are you going to do today?" Hakkai asked.
"Whatever is on my list!" Goku said. TAH DAH! He pulled out the list and held it up in front of everyone. Sanzo shuddered at the thought of Goku being sanzo for the whole day.
Later in town. . . . . . . .
"BOW BEFORE ME! SANZO GOKU! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm hungry. . . . . . ."
"You've really gone off the deep end, Goku," Hakkai said with his usual smile. "Better watch yourself."
"No way!" Goku said. People bowed before him since they respected sanzos, but they were bowing before the wrong sanzo. "This. . . . . .is. . . . .so. . . . .COOL!"
"Ugh. . . . die," Sanzo said as he walked next to Hakkai with his hands in his pockets. Hakkai smiled and Gojyo. . . . .wasn't really paying any attention to the idiot in front of the group.
"Hey, check out the babe . . . ." Gojyo said, looking down a girl's shirt as she bent over to bow to the "sanzo". "Ya know, Goku being sanzo isn't all bad. . . . ."
"Your shitting me right?" Sanzo asked.
"No. . . . . . ." Gojyo said looking at the other bowing girls. "Goku, make them bow and don't let them get up."
"Why?" Goku asked. "Wait! Why should I listen to you! For I am sanzo! NOW I WANT A FEAST DAMMIT!"
They all nodded and rushed to every food place in the town.
"WAIT NO!" Gojyo said. "Don't get up . . . . . .or leave . . . . . . . .where did they go?"
"To get me food," Goku said with a grin. He clapped and ran to a table at some random restraint.
"I know this will come back to haunt me," Sanzo said. "All three of these days. . . . . . ."
They sat down at the table and as people came to the table and placed the food there. Gojyo was upset when the girls wouldn't bend down to far.
"So, Hakkai," Goku said. "When it's your turn what are you going to do?"
"Hmm. . . . . ." Hakkai said. "I'm not sure. . . . .do good deeds?"
"When it's my turn-."
"WE DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW GOJYO!" they all shouted.
"What?" he said. "I was just going to say, pay my respects to the ladies."
". . . . . . .eww," Goku said. "That's just wrong."
"And since I'll be sanzo they will have no choice," Gojyo said with a smile.
"After these three days I will shoot you," Sanzo said at the thought.
"Very nice," Hakkai said. "Well, let's eat before I have bad thoughts."
Later. . . . . . .
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku said, "I'm stuffed to the gills!"
Sanzo pulled out a cigaret, Hakkai just. . .sat there, and Gojyo took a swig of beer.
"Being sanzo is very, very neat!" Goku said.
"ATTACK!"
"WTF!" Sanzo said. They all saw about. . .oh, I don't know. . . . . twenty youkai comin' their way.
"We are here to kill the sanzo!" said one of the youkai. Sanzo sat there and pointed to Goku.
"There's your sanzo," he said.
"EH!" Goku said.
"Youkai, huh?"Hakkai said. "And there's quite a few of them."
"Alrighty, then! Who's gonna be first in line for a class A ass woopin'?" Gojyo shouted.
"Sanzo!" Goku said. "Gimme the gun!"
"Ugh. . ." Sanzo said tossing Goku the gun. He grabbed it and looked at it for a moment.
"Now, how does this thing work?" he asked. He pointed it upward and pulled the trigger. BAM! It shot and blew a hole threw the roof. "Oh. . . . . . . ."
Sanzo had to use his fists which he wasn't happy about, Gojyo was pissed because the girls ran away, Hakkai was ready for the fight to begin, and Goku pointed the gun at a youkai.
"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY FEAST!" Goku shouted. "NOW IT IS TIME YOU ALL DIED!"
"He hardly knows how to aim and fire a gun and yet he thinks 'he'll be able to take these guys on?" Gojyo said. "Goku?"
"Yes?"
"Stay away from my funeral."
After the battle. . . . . .
Sanzo had blood all over his hands, Goku was out of amo, Hakkai smiled, and Gojyo grinned over their victory.
"Okay," Goku said. "On my list it also says to have Gojyo as my personal slave! Gojyo, get me more food!"
"What you little shit!" Gojyo shouted.
"Get me more food!" Goku said. "I am a sanzo and you must obey me! SO HA!"
"I am not going to be your goddam slave!" Gojyo said. He turned and didn't face Goku. Goku walked over to Sanzo grabbed the fan and hit Gojyo. "AH! That hurt dammit!"
"Get me food and I won't have to hit you again!" Goku said. Gojyo frowned and walked off to get 'sanzo Goku' more food.
Me- well that, personally, was pretty well written! What do you think, my reviewers?
Maddie- that was awesome!
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1) write which sanzo you want to seeyour ideahappen to; hakkai, gojyo, or goku.
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