IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- hello, and welcome back to 'if I were sanzo for a day!'! Maddie, isn't here today.
Reviewers- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe!
Me- but hakkai is here right now to take her place!
Hakkai- hello (smile).
Me- Hakkai, could you do the disclaimer?
Hakkai- of course. She doesn't own me, Goku, Gojyo, or Sanzo or any other character that might be making an appearance in this fanfic.
Me- thanks Hakkai.
Hakkai- think nothing of it, but now I must get back to the fic.
Me- 'Kay! And we must get on with the fic so please enjoy!
Chapter 3 (Goku as sanzo part 2)
Gojyo walked back with food for Goku. Goku was sitting at the table with a huge grin. Hakkai was sipping his tea and Sanzo was puffing smoke. Gojyo placed the food on the table and sat across from Goku.
"YAY!" Goku said. "Being sanzo is fun! And you said being sanzo was hell, Sanzo."
"It is," he said. "You are lucky we aren't at a temple or they would make yo do paper work, you have to go to prayer. It's a nightmare."
"It's four o' clock," Hakkai said. "We should be heading for the next town. If we leave now we'll be there by nightfall. Jeep!" Jeep transformed and they all walked over to the jeep.
"NO!" Goku said pushing Sanzo away from his normal seat.
"ACK!" Sanzo said as Goku pushed him out of the way. "WHAT THE HELL GOKU!"
"I am sanzo so I get to sit up front with Hakkai," Goku said. He sat in Sanzo's seat.
"((big anger mark)) Why you waste of skin. . ." Sanzo said. He didn't press the matter and sat in the back next to Gojyo which made him even angrier.
Ten minutes into the drive. . . . . . .
"YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!" Goku shouted as he had his hands up in the air. "FASTER HAKKAI! FASTER!"
"Sorry, Goku," Hakkai said with a smile. "I'm not going any faster than this."
"I SAID FASTER DAMMIT!"
"No."
"YES!" Goku said. "I'M GODDAMN SANZO FOR GO FASTER DAMMIT!"
"STOP ASKING ME TO GO FASTER!" Hakkai shouted.
Silence. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"Whoa," Gojyo said. "You have yelled at Goku twice in two days."
"I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry!" Hakkai said giving Goku a hug.
"EYES ON THE ROAD YOU ABSENT-MINDED JACKASS!" Sanzo shouted. Hakkai let go of Goku and get back to the road.
"So sorry, fellows," he said.
"Damn straight," Gojyo said. Goku being sanzo was bad and they were almost killed by Hakkai's absent-mindedness was the icing on the cake. "Just make sure that doesn't happen again."
"It won't!" Hakkai said with a smile.
"Oh, please," Sanzo said. "Spare me."
At the town at the inn that night. . . . . . .
"BUT I DON'T WANNA!" Goku shouted holding onto the crown. Sanzo made him take the robes off and he was now holding onto the crown for dear life.
"GIVE ME THAT GODDAMN CROWN YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING APE!" Sanzo shouted.
"NO!" Goku shouted.
"GIVE IT TO ME OR YOU'LL BE PISSING LEAD!" Sanzo said aiming his gun at Goku. Goku tossed the crown. SMACK!
"ACK!" Gojyo said. The crown hit him in the back of the head. "WHAT THE HELL!"
"Ah, it is so nice to be with friends," Hakkai said placing tea on the table. He sat down and started to sip his tea.
"IT'S MY TURN TO BE THE DAMN SANZO! YES!" Gojyo said.
"I highly doubt those robes will fit you," Hakkai said.
"I guess I might as well wear Sanzo's since he doesn't have another pair," Gojyo said. "I'm only a few inches taller than him."
"YOU ARE NOT WEARING MY ROBES YOU FILTHY KAPPA!" Sanzo said.
"HEY! WE HAD A DEAL AND SINCE I'LL BE SANZO TOMORROW YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THE GODDAMN ROBES! YOU GOT THAT!"
"HAKKAI YOU BETTER SANITIZE MY ROBES AFTER THESE THREE DAYS!" Sanzo said.
"Sure thing," Hakkai said with a smile.
"Now hand me the crown," Gojyo said. Sanzo picked it up and threw it at him hitting him square in the face. "OW YOU SHITHEAD!"
"Ahahahahahhaa!" Goku laughed. "You dumb kappa!"
"Don't make me kick your little ass!" Gojyo shouted.
"Try me!" Goku shouted. DOG FIGHT!
"This is worse than being a sanzo," Sanzo said.
"Hmm?" Hakkai said.
"Being a sanzo, for me, was hell," Sanzo said. "But after watching Goku be sanzo, being sanzo doesn't seem like such a bad thing anymore."
"And tomorrow is Gojyo's turn," Hakkai said. "You can only imagine what he will do."
"Ugh. . ." Sanzo said. "Dammit all to hell. . . ."
Me- that was the third chapter!
Hakkai- very, very well done if I say so!
Me- yes. . . it was well done. Just wait till your sanzo!
Hakkai- ah, yes.
Me- oh, and a special thanks to these reviewers!
- RiverDarkness
- ZeratheNightDancer
- J.Jaguron
- Komoyo Minku
- Son Nuriko
Hakkai- so many people to thank for their lovely reviews!
Me- and I was very happy to see that J.Jaguron had a idea for the story! But I will not tell what it is right now for it is a secret!
Hakkai- can you tell me?
Me- no, but it does have to do with you!
Hakkai- r-really?
Me- it is still not to late for you to see one of your ideas on this fic! Just remember the directions!
1) write which sanzo you wanna see your idea happen to; hakkai or gojyo
2) then write down your idea on your review!
Me&Hakkai- PLEASE REVIEW!