IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- hello! Once again, Maddie isn't here because she hasn't come to my house in a few days. So, once again, I have another cast of Saiyuki to take her place! Give it up for Goku!
Goku- I'm hungry. . . . . .
Me- uh. . .good for you. Now do the disclaimer!
Goku- I don't wanna!
Me- to freakin' bad!
Goku- grr. . . . .she doesn't- ACK! ((gets hit with random shoe))
Maddie- how dare you take my place! ((attacks goku with his nyo-bo))
Goku- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Maddie- get back here!
Me- ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Please enjoy the chapter! Maddie, watch out!
Chapter 4 (Gojyo as sanzo part 1)
"GOOD MORNING MY SLAVES!" Gojyo shouted in the robes and crown. Sanzo, Goku, and Hakkai got up and looked at the grinning kappa.
"I hate you so much," Sanzo said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO WEAR MY GODDAMN ROBES YOU DUMB ASS KAPPA!"
"Now, now, Sanzo," Hakkai said. "Let's be nice to our sanzo for the day."
"Dammit all to hell," Sanzo said.
"I'M HUNGRY!" Goku shouted. He fell out of bed and ran over to the kitchen, but he could see that they were out of food. "WHAT THE-!"
"It's looks like we are out of food," Hakkai said.
"Impossible," Sanzo said. "We had a lot of food and more to spare yesterday. . . . . .Goku?"
"Oh yeah," Goku said. "I woke up last night and I was rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllyyyyyyyy hungry."
"YOU DAMN APE!" Gojyo shouted. "HOW CAN I, THE ALL MIGHTY SANZO, PICK UP CHICKS ON A EMPTY STOMACH!"
"Looks like we have to go shopping," Hakkai said hold Jeep in his arms.
"Ugh. . . . ." Sanzo said. "It's ten in the morning and this day is already turning into hell." They all got dressed, besides Gojyo who was already dressed, and they left for the market.
At the market. . . . . . .
"HELLO BEAUTY LADIES!" Gojyo shouted. "IT IS I, GOJYO, THE ALL MIGHT AND INCREDIBLY HOT SANZO!"
"Stop flattering yourself," Sanzo said coldly.
"Jealous," Gojyo pouted. He spotted a woman with long blonde hair and green eyes. "Hello, beautiful! I'll be right back my slaves!" he ran over to the woman.
"I miss being sanzo," Goku said.
"What a lovely day," Hakkai said.
"That jackass better behave himself," Sanzo said. They walked up to a fruit stand and bought a bunch of apples, pears, and bananas when Gojyo walked over.
"Slaves, this is Oki," he said. "I'm taking her to our place to 'hang out'." he and Oki started to walk down the street when Hakkai shouted,
"Be carful on your way there! There's tea in the drawer on the left of the sink!"
"Shut it, Hakkai," Sanzo said. "We know very well that they aren't going there for tea or to just hang about."
"I know," Hakkai said with a smile. Sanzo rolled his eyes and took out a cigarette.
Later that day. . . . . . . . . . .
It was around noon when Hakkai, Goku, and Sanzo got back to the house from the market. A prefect time to start lunch.
"Gojyo?" Hakkai said. "Do you and your friend want some lunch?. . . . .Gojyo?"
"Damn," Sanzo said. "I forgot the paper in my room." He walked up to the door ro his room, but when he tried to open it the door was locked. "What the-?"
"Allow me," Hakkai tried to open the door, but it still wouldn't open. They heard a noise from inside the room and Hakkai put his ear to the door. He heard moaning. "It sounds like Gojyo is having fun with his friend." Hakkai fainted.
"Hakkai?" Goku said.
"THAT JACKASS IS IN MY ROOM!" Sanzo shouted. "GOKU GIVE ME YOUR NYO-BO!"
"Why?"
"JUST HAND IT OVER DAMMIT!" Goku handed Sanzo his weapon and Sanzo started to beat the hell out of the door. "GOJYO YOU GOD DAMN PERVERT! IF YOU WANNA DO 'IT' DO IT IN YOUR OWN ROOM YOU SHITHEAD!"
"Your going to break my weapon Sanzo!" Goku shouted.
"I don't care!" Sanzo shouted still beating the hell out of the door. Goku got Hakkai into another room and laid him on the bed. Goku closed the door.
"Sanzo, how about you just pick the lock?" Goku said.
"Pick the lock?" Sanzo said. Goku got a paper clip and bent it. He started to pick the lock, but the paper clip broke in half.
"SHIT!" he shouted.
"Let's go along with my plan," Sanzo said handing Goku his weapon back and getting out his gun. He pointed it towards the door.
"Which is?" Goku asked.
"BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUTTA THE GOD DAMN DOOR!"
BAM, SMACK, BOOM, CRACK, SLAM, SMASH!
Me- well, that chappie was a tad short, but if I don't get off the computer soon my mom will kick my ass.
Goku- MERCY!
Maddie- not good enough you ass hole!
Sanzo- Maddie is doing a fine job at beating the shit outta Goku.
Me- that's not nice. Would you like it if someone did something mean to you?
Sanzo- like they could.
Me- (ponders and whispers something to Hakkai)
Hakkai- (takes out camera) okay.
Me- (runs over to sanzo and gives him a BIG HUG!)
Hakkai- (takes picture and hands picture to me)
Me- (holds up picture) I have a computer and I'm not afraid to use it!
Sanzo- give me that damn picture!
Me- NO! PLEASE REVIEW!
Maddie- SHOW NO MERCY!
Goku- MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!