IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- hi again!
Maddie- get back here!
Goku- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hakkai- This has been going on for a whole day and there is no sign of Maddie stopping.
Sanzo- (taking pictures of Goku getting his ass beaten) a picture says a thousand words.
Goku- and holds a thousand nightmares!
Me- on with the story!
Chapter 5 (Gojyo as sanzo part 2)
Sanzo and Goku fell to the floor in exhaustion because, for some logic defying reason, the damn door wouldn't open.
"Can we stop now Sanzo?" Goku asked out of breath from beating the door.
"We can take a short break," Sanzo said. "I am to tired."
"(yawn) Good afternoon fellows," Hakkai said now awake.
"Hakkai, why did you pass out?" Goku asked.
"If you knew Gojyo as well as I do," Hakkai said. "When you hear moaning in a locked room and Gojyo is in there you know very well what he is doing."
"AND HE'S IN MY ROOM!" Sanzo said getting a sudden adrenalin rush. "AND IN MY ROBES DAMMIT!"
"Best let him go, Sanzo," Hakkai said. "When he comes out then you can beat him up."
"FINALLY!" Sanzo shouted. "ONCE HE COMES OUT OF THERE I'M GOING TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON HIS SORRY ASS!"
"I'm hungry, Hakkai," Goku complained.
"Yes, yes, yes," Hakkai said. "I shall make us some tea."
"I SAID HUNGRY NOT THIRSTY DAMMIT!"
"I will make dinner as well then," Hakkai said.
"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!" Goku shouted. He ran into the kitchen and Sanzo walked behind him. Hakkai started to make dinner as they waited for 'sanzo' Gojyo and the woman to stop doing 'it'.
With the woman and Gojyo. . . . . . .
Me- now, I am not the kind of person to give this kind of info so I'll leave it at 'they are doing nasty things'. Enough said.
Gojyo- awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Sanzo- you pervert!
Back to the story. . . . . . . .
"Do you think she went with him by her own will?" Goku asked.
"Maybe," Hakkai said.
"Gojyo likes to have sex with sluts and whores," Sanzo said. "But if she isn't one of those things that means only one thing. . ."
"Rape," they all said at the same time.
"You think he raped that poor woman?" Goku asked.
"Most likely if she didn't come easily," Sanzo said. Hakkai nodded as he placed the tea on the table. Sanzo opened a pack of cigarettes and lit it. Goku drank the tea down and sat there.
"I want beer," Goku said.
"Your eighteen," Hakkai pointed out.
"And I don't give a shit," Goku said. He got up to go get beer. They heard the door open and close to Sanzo's room. Sanzo, Goku, and Hakkai walked over to the hallway and saw Gojyo kiss the woman and then she left. Gojyo was dressed again and he looked over at his 'friends'.
"Hey, guys," he said. "What's wrong with you?"
"(anger mark) NOW I GET TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON YOUR SEX-HAPPY ASS! YOU PERVERTED KAPPA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"You raped that poor woman!" Goku shouted.
"Now that I am awake," Hakkai said (powering up chi). "I believe I will help Sanzo."
"Eh?" Gojyo said.
BAM, SMACK, BOOM, SMASH, CRACK, KA-POW, CRASH, BANZAI, BOOSH, KER-SPLAT!
"I feel a lot better now," Sanzo said.
"Indeed," Hakkai said.
"The woman has been avenged!" Goku shouted in victory. Sanzo, Hakkai, and Goku walked away from Gojyo.
"Ugh . . . so much pain. . . .I hate all of you damn pricks (passes out)," Gojyo said.
Me- next chapter, Hakkai is sanzo!
Hakkai- ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt.
Me- yes it is.
Maddie- I have been avenged!
Goku- (in pain and bleeding to death) help. . .me. . . .
Sanzo- no.
Gojyo- bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You stupid monkey!
Goku- that's it! Once I get the feeling back in my arms and legs I'm kicking your ass!
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