A/N: Don't I update just so fucking fast? Oh I am amazing!

Chapter 14: Hermione.

"No homework! WOOT WOOT!" Shouted Harry.

"Come on! Let's do the happy dance!" Ron said.

"What the fuck is 'the happy dance'?" Harry asked.

"Well first you move your arms like you're stirring a cauldron, then you kick you're legs out like this."

"The can-can." Hermione said.

"Ok. I guess you could call it that." Ron said.

"No, that's what muggles call it."

"Oh. Well anyway. Then you say 'do the happy dance uh-huh uh-huh the happy dance', over and over again." Ron said, and then he got up from his chair and walked into the middle of the common room.

"DO THE HAPPY DANCE UH-HUH UH-HUH THE HAPPY DANCE!" He shouted. Harry decided he would join in. "UH-HUH UH-HUH THE HAPPY DANCE!" The whole common room looked at them strangely. All of Ginny's friends were asking her about Ron but she denied she had ever seen either of them before.

"Guys, you better stop." Hermione said.

"Why? Harry said stopping for a second. "We're having fun."

"You have homework." Hermione said. Ron stopped in mid word.

"Homework! What homework!" He said worriedly.

"The homework that should have been done during the holidays, which I am positive neither of you have actually finished." She said adopting her know-it-all tone.

"Shit!" Harry and Ron said in unison. They quickly sat down and pulled out their books.

"Woh. You guys are almost as gullible as a fronkywoket." Hermione said in between giggles.

"Why? What have we done?" Ron asked.

"We don't have any homework." Hermione said.

"Then why did you tell us we did?" Harry asked.

"To get you guys to stop acting like a pair of gay men." She said.

"We were not acting gay." Ron said indignantly.

"Yes you were. Anyway, now that you have stopped you can do some reading to get ahead." Hermione said handing them each a book.

"Fuck this." Harry said. "I'd rather go to bed." He prepared to throw the book across the room but then saw Hermione's disapproving and horrified look and extremely gently placed it on the table.

"Ditto." Ron said also placing his book on the table with great care and getting up to go to bed.

When Harry and Ron got far enough up the stairs so that everyone could see them they turned around and shouted "Goodnight all!" Hermione and Ginny both went scarlet. It was only 4 PM!

A/N: Now I am getting slightly pissed because NO ONE IS REVIEWING! I am going to explode with anger soon! If that happens then it means there is no more fantastically funny FanFics from me! How will you deal then! None of me being up myself! No more Hermione and Draco Fanfics! OK maybe they will still be here but I won't! GRRRR.

Just incase you get confused, fronkywokets are my own creation. They are small black and purple spiky things that are super fucking duper gullible. Other then them being gullible they are very loyal and despite them being very small they make very very good bodyguards/guards because if anything threatens/harms their master they kill them five times before they hit the ground.