IF I WERE SANZO FOR A DAY . . . . . .
Me- ello!
Maddie- ello, govna! I'll sweep yur chimney, I will!
Me- (inches away from Maddie) anywho, Hakkai is sanzo! YAY!
Hakkai- oh, happy day!
Sanzo- ONE MORE GOD DAMN DAY TO GO!
Goku- I wanna be sanzo again!
Sanzo- to god damn bad!
Gojyo- haha, you got told you dumbass!
Me- on with the fic!
Chapter 6: Hakkai as sanzo part 1
Hakkai walked out of his room in the robes of a sanzo. Goku smiled, Sanzo blew smoke, and Gojyo took a swig of his beer.
"I feel silly," Hakkai said with a smile.
"You look good," Goku said. "The girls will be aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll over ya!"
"When their done with me," Gojyo said. Sanzo hit Gojyo with his fan. "OW YOU FUCKIN' PRIEST!"
"So, how are you going to waste your day of being sanzo like these two asses?" Sanzo said as he blew more smoke in Hakkai's face. Hakkai thought for a moment and smiled.
"I know," he said. "Please stand in a line, all three of you."
"Eh?" Goku asked. Hakkai grabbed his shoulders and placed him in-between Gojyo and Sanzo. "What the hell, Hakkai?"
"Okay, now," he said. He walked up to Gojyo, grabbed his beer, and threw it into the garbage can. "No drinking for you."
"WHA-!" Gojyo shouted. Hakkai walked up to Goku and looked down at him.
"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU DUMBASS KAPPA!" Goku laughed. "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"And you are no long allowed to swear for the whole day," Hakkai said with a smile. He walked away from Goku.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Goku shouted. Hakkai glared at him. "I mean. . . .what the. . .heck?" Hakkai smiled and walked up to Sanzo. He grabbed Sanzo cigarette, threw it on the floor, and stepped on it.
"And you are not allowed to smoke," Hakkai said. "For the past few days you have been poisoning our air with smoke and today will be different."
"You aren't a sanzo. . . . ." Gojyo said. "You're a fuckin' tyrant!"
"That means no woman for you, Gojyo," Hakkai said. Gojyo fell to the floor in shock.
"N-No. . . .w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-woman!" Gojyo shouted. "That means. . . . . . . .!"
"No sex for a wwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooolllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee day!" Goku said.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Gojyo shouted at the top of his lungs. "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!"
"Sorry, but as long as I am sanzo these are my rules," Hakkai said. "Now today we will be doing a little bit of shopping after breakfast. Goku, you have the honors of making us breakfast."
"No way," Goku said. "That's your job!"
"I'm taking a day off since I am sanzo," Hakkai said. "Now don't make me ask you again. Be a good little boy and make some waffles."
"I LOVE WAFFLES!" Goku said.
"Yes, we know," Sanzo said. "Now get to it, you dumb monkey." Goku looked at the kitchen and back at the guys.
"But I don't wanna," Goku said.
"Shut your mouth and move your ass," Sanzo said pushing him into the kitchen. Sanzo, Hakkai, and Gojyo followed Goku into the kitchen and the three men sat at the table. Goku stood near the waffle iron and just stared at it. He had watched Hakkai make waffles plenty of times, but he liked to eat the food, not make it.
"I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. . . . ." Goku said.
"JUST MAKE THE DAMN WAFFLES ALREADY!" Sanzo and Gojyo shouted. "OW! WHAT THE FUCK!" Hakkai smiled as Sanzo and Gojyo rubbed their heads. Hakkai had hit him with Sanzo's paper fan. He smiled and placed the fan down next to him.
"That should teach you not to rush others in the kitchen," Hakkai said.
"You asshole," Gojyo muttered under his breath. "OUCH!" Hakkai smiled again, but this time placed the fan in his lap.
"The waffles will be done it a few minutes," Goku said as he sat at the table. Hakkai smiled, Gojyo rubbed his head, and Sanzo just sat there.
"So, besides ruining a whole day of our lives, what else do you plan to do?" Sanzo asked. Hakkai thought for another moment.
"I was thinking of taking the whole day off as in you guys do the jobs I normally do," Hakkai said.
"You mean. . . . .shop?" Gojyo asked. Hakkai nodded. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sanzo smelled something.
"Is it just me or do I smell smoke?" Sanzo asked. Goku looked over at the waffle iron and black smoked was coming out of it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Goku shouted.
"You should be more carful," Hakkai said. Goku opened the iron and the waffle was all black.
"Who votes we go out for breakfast?" Sanzo asked. Hakkai, Goku, and Gojyo raised their hands. "It's decided. We go out for breakfast."
"But wait! I cannot go!" Gojyo shouted.
"Why?" Hakkai asked. "Aren't you hungry?"
"It will be to painful to go into the small town were woman in mini skirts, tank tops, and skimp clothes reside! It will be the death of me!" Gojyo shouted. Sanzo rolled his eyes, Goku laughed, and Hakkai smiled and pulled out the fan.
"You coming?" he asked.
"Y-Yes," Gojyo said. He got up and followed Hakkai, Sanzo, and Goku to find a place to eat.
Me- yay! Another chappie is done!
Maddie- yay!
Sanzo- I hate you Hakkai.
Hakkai- yes, I know.
Gojyo- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY HAKKAI! WHY!
Hakkai- it is for the best.
Goku- I almost burnt the house down. . . . . .cooooooooooooooool!
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