A/N: Here it is chapter seventeen. I am amazing…

Chapter 17: Draco

"You still haven't got Hermione to go out with you." Blaise said at a totally random time and place and all that.

"Well I will. I will go right now and ask her again."

"You're a weird one. I was informing you and you go and make it sound like I insulted you."

Draco ignored Blaise and walked up to Hermione. "Hey Hermione! Wanna go out?"

"OK then. Where, when and how?" she replied calmly.

"Details, details." Draco said waving his hand like the queen. "See you around."

"Toodle-oo!" Hermione said cheerfully.

"Get blown off again?" Blaise said as Draco walked up to him.

"No."

"Then what happened?"

"We're going out."

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Shouted Blaise, then, noticing the stares he got he added more quietly, "How did you manage that?"

"If I told you, you would be able to use the amazing power of Draco Malfoy to get any girl you want. That would be so horrific that I would have to kill you." Draco said matter-of-factly. (A/N: How many times have people said things in a mater-of-fact manor now?) "Now, where's my payment?"

"Well, I was thinking. Since that was so easy for you I'm raising the stakes."

"Finally." Draco muttered.

Blaise continued, ignoring Draco's remark. "An extra galleon for every week you stay together."

"You're on." Draco said shaking hands to secure the deal. "Now give me the money you owe me." He said turning his palm upwards. Blaise handed over the bag with the money in it.

"I still think you want the money for something." He said.

"And if I do?"

"I dunno. Something will happen."

A/N: I forgot that Hermione and Draco weren't going out yet so I figured I would make it happen. Tell me what you think.

I think I am just going to make a lot of references to Harry, Ron and Blaise being gay. As many people are for it as there are against… well not really but I wanted them to be gay but I also wanted to make you guys happy so I compromised.

Before I go I would like to say that 'Rachel' seems to be a coward as he/she did not leave any contact details or even bothered to login. People should learn that if they are going to criticize they should, at the very least, leave some way of communication so that the person they are criticizing can tell them exactly what they think of their criticism and where to stick it.

And now on a happy note I say thank you to everyone who has reviewed, even 'Rachel'.

Louie!

P.S. I'm going to say a lot about this 'Rachel' character for a while so please don't stop reading on account of it.

P.P.S. I am now writing just to spite 'Rachel'.

P.P.P.S. 'Don't stop me now!'

P.P.P.P.S. Sorry had to add a Queen song in there.