What I hate about you

by Louiebugooey

I am no good at summaries but what the heck! HGDM. M for rather... imaginative language. The rest will come as it does. I have been informed this should also be a comedy so I thought I would add it here instead... Chicken.

30. Chapter 30

A/N: Well, my Internet should be on today or tomorrow so you will be getting lots of updates. unless of course I decide to update only once to leave you hanging. I don't know.

Chapter 30: Hermione.

"So Hermione, how are you and Draco going?" Harry asked suggestively. (Suggesting what?)

"Um. Well... Not so good guys." Hermione said sounding mildly sad.

"What happened?" Ron asked, taking an interest for once.

"Well, we were in a spare class room and then Padma walks in and start screaming and crying 'how could you?' and stuff."

"And then." Harry and Ron said together, trying to get more information. I should also mention that they are holding hands. Why do I tell you this? Because I am the author so I rule the world!

"I put two and two together and dumped him."

"You go girl!" Ron said punching the air.

"Woah. Was that gay or straight?" Harry asked as punching the air is very popular with straights and the frase "you go girl" is popular with gays.

"BOTH!"

"Ok, enough gay for me." Hermione said. "Who are you latest fancies?"

Ron and Harry both said the others name at the same time. Does that make sense? I do not care! Anyway, because of how they said it, it sounded like "Rarron."

"I take it you ARE actually gay then."

"Hell yes!"

"No shit sherlock!"

"Ok. No more cussing guys."

"Why the hell not?" Ron said trying to push her.

"Because I fucking said so."

"Ooh. Fisty bitch." Harry said joining in.

"At least I'm not a cock sucking, bum fucking, tampon liking, gay." Hermione said. This game is going to be interesting.

"I'd rather be a flaming fag than a fucked up whore who eats Mc'Gonnagal every night." Ron shot back, sticking up for Harry. Hermione threw up on the spot.

"You fags are disgusting." She said after she cleaned up the mess with a quick spell.

"We try." They said.

A/N: There. Now I know Hermione has gotten over Draco very quickly but I shall explain that later. For now you can review and then review some more. Not forcing you or anything but if you do not review I am afraid that I might have to eat you. Sorry, but it is true.