A/N: Well hello there! I am supposed to have the Internet on here already but we can't find the disk we need to install so I have to wait until we d find it. That could take forever as we have moved house and are now in the stage of "most things are unpacked and placed randomly but some things are still packed or in a random box" so it's not to handy. Anyway, that's enough about me! On with the story!
Chapter 31: Miscellaneous.
Dumbledoor sat, look at the students having a merry old time. I really hope that they will try to relax. He thought as he looked over the seniors. Even with OWLs and NEWTs coming up they should have more fun... and, of course, start fucking people in other houses. I mean geez! Can't they take a hint? All gryfindor sluts need to fuck a slytherin man-whore. Oh what fun that would be... As his line of thought got dirtier and dirtier he looked over at the door and saw Hermione Granger come in. I wish she would fuck Draco and get it over with. Oh the wonders of being an occlumens... When Hermione got closer he realized that she wasn't looking herself. She seemed a bit more depressed than usual. I wonder what's got her knickers in a knot. He quickly summoned one of the house elves with a special spell and got them to slip a potion into her drink. She has to be happier after drinking that.
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McGonnagal watched from her seat at the teachers table as all the students came in for dinner. Aren't they a tardy bunch? I cannot wait until exams start. Then they wont be able to even think about being naughty. They are all far to laid back. The only one I can at all stand is Granger. At least she is a good student. If anything happened to her the wizarding world would end. Oh look, there is my favourite little witch now. Isn't she a cute one? It's a bit of a pity about the rules against student/teacher relationships... why is she looking so sad? I know what will fix her up. She pulled out her wand under the table and muttered a spell to transfigures Hermione's food into an amazing little creature that will change it's shape to look like beef so that when someone eats it they can inject a special liquid into their throat to make the person get happier and happier over the week. She will be happier then a child on Halloween with a particularly large bounty.
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Snape watched all the children enter the great hall for dinner. Look at all of them. So happy and light. They all need to come to the dark side. Oh, wait... I can't wait to see Lord Vader tonight. We will have fun smashing the hopes of the jedi. Hey, look at Granger. She's been fucking my Drackie-poo. Surely he would have turned her to the dark side. I might make her happier so she can continue to think dear, dear Draco is a sex god and stay on the dark side! He looked at Hermione and muttered the incantation that would make Hermione so happy that she would explode with happiness, then toned it down a bit so that she would only THINK she could explode with happiness.
A/N: so what do you think? Has all the seriousness gone in me? Yes! I was in fact being serious in
the past few chapters! Amazing, I know, but true.
No, I did NOT get star wars and Harry Potter mixed up. I got bored with the serious Snape so I made a mental Snape. He goes to the same doctor as I do! Haha!
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