Disclaimer: I own nothing, if I did I would have money, and I'm just a broke teenager, so, I do not.
A/N: well, here's another J/L story, I am also using the same characters as in Switched, so not to confuse you.
"James freaking Potter!" screamed an angry girl with blazing green eyes.
"Yes, my Lily-flower," a gangly tall boy with messy dark hair said slyly, walking over to her.
"My hair is violet!" she exclaimed as she pointed to her bright purple locks, which were usually bright red.
"And this concerns me because…" said James, grinning, clearly enjoying Lily's anger.
"Because you did it!" she said, infuriated.
James just looked at her and shrugged, then said, "What makes you think that?"
"Who else would turn my hair bloody violet, dumb arse!"
"I dunno, maybe Sirius, or Remus, why do you always blame me, Lily-flower."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! And Remus would never do something like this, and you and I both know that Sirius isn't smart enough to turn my hair purple!" screamed Lily
"I resent that!" said Sirius black, a tall handsome boy with shaggy black hair and deep brown eyes, as he walked over from the chair by the fireplace, where he was sitting, watching the drama.
"So are you saying that you did it, Black?" Lily asked, glaring at Sirius now.
"Well, no," Sirius didn't want to mess with Lily Evans, and he really didn't do it this time, "But I am smart enough to turn someone's hair violet! Watch this!"
Sirius then flicked his wand in the direction of a small chubby boy standing next to him.
"Haha, Wormtail! Your hair is violet," Sirius laughed at the small boy, named Peter.
Peter just stood there and looked bewildered, then, realizing that the attention of the whole Gryffindor common room was on him, he turned and ran up the spiral staircase to the boys' dormitories.
"Look what you did, Black!" screamed Lily again, "He didn't even do anything to you!"
"Well, I was just proving a point!" said Sirius, slightly hurt that they thought he couldn't turn hair purple, and when he did, everyone was mad at him.
"Whatever," Lily trailed off.
James, who saw this as the opportune moment to run away quietly, with Lily arguing with Sirius instead of himself, began to inch toward the boys' dormitories himself. Just as he got one foot on a stair, he felt a pain in his back as he was forced to turn around, and hit the floor.
Lily just stood there with her wand out, flaring. "Potter, if you don't change my hair back this instant, you will be sorry!"
"Oh, was that a threat, Miss Evans? I'm so scared!" exclaimed James in a fake, high-pitched voice.
"Furnunculus!" shouted Lily.
James body began popping up boils. Everywhere.
"This means war!" said Sirius. "Tarantallegra!" he shouted, pointing his wand at Lily.
Lily immediately began dancing wildly, having no control over her legs.
"Hahaha!" Lily's best friend Caroline said as she came down the common room stairs. "Lily, you're dancing! What's wrong with you?"
"I've been hexed by Black! Get you're wand, Caro, its war!"
"Padfoot!" screamed James in agony as boils popped up everywhere. "She gives me boils, and all you do is making her dance!"
"Sorry, mate," said Sirius, "But you have to admit, it is quite entertaining."
"Quite entertaining my arse, Black," said Caroline, realizing now what was happening.
"Move out of the way, Caroline, so I can hex Lily properly," said Sirius, winking at Caroline.
Caroline rolled her eyes and said, "Or what, Black?"
"Or I'll just have to hex you too!" he said arrogantly. "Eat Slu-"
"Expelliarmus!" Caroline interrupted him, sending him flying backwards as is wand flew from his reach.
Seeing Sirius fly in front of him as he was reading his book, Remus Lupin got up from his chair and said, "Did I miss something, as he looked at James covered in boils to Lily dancing fanatically.
"Not so great, now, are you?" Caroline said to Sirius with a smirk.
"What is going on here?" a stern voice said from behind them.
Caroline turned around to an angry professor McGonagall.
"Minerva, dear," began Sirius seductively, what brings you here to the common room?"
"Mr. Black, if you so much as think about calling me by my first name one more time, I will-"
"Point taken, Professor," Sirius said.
"But, why are you here, Professor?" said Lily, still dancing wildly.
"I came to post the Quidditch team for this season, Miss Evans, and why are you dancing? I came in and saw Miss Davis hex Mr. Black, while Mr. Potter was over on the floor, and, Oh! My, Mr. Potter, you are covered with boils!" Professor McGonagal looked from dancing purple-haired Lily to boil-covered James and said, "You five, follow me, now. Oh. For goodness sakes. Miss Evans, here." The Professor flicked her wand and immediately ceased Lily's dancing.
Lily, Caroline, Sirius, James, and Remus followed Professor McGonagall up to her office, on the way, running into Peeves, the poltergeist, who was busy putting out the candles on the walls so that the corridor was pitch dark.
"Peeves!" cried Professor McGonagall. "Cut it out this instant, or I will call the Baron on you!"
After hearing this, Peeves glided away swiftly down the corridor.
"Honestly," McGonagall mumbled, while getting her wand out. "Lumos!"
Soon they came to McGonagall's room, and she followed them in, and shut the door behind her.
"Sit," she commanded. Then the professor began rummaging through her desk drawer, then, finding what she was looking for, pulled out a small, metal tin. "Biscuit, Miss Evans?" she said, shoving the open tin in Lily's face.
"Er, no thanks, Professor," Lily said, looking at the small cookies in disgust. Ginger newts. Eww. She thought.
"Miss Evans?" Professor McGonagall said, still holding the tin in front of Lilly. "Would you like a biscuit?"
"Take one," James whispered to Lily, who then reluctantly grabbed one.
"Very good, now Mr. Potter? Mr. Black?" she moved toward them. "Biscuit?"
"Yes, thank you," they said in unison, obviously used to the whole 'biscuit' procedure.
Professor McGonagall then offered a biscuit to Caroline, and Remus, who took one also.
"Now!" McGonagall began, upset at having to discipline students so late. "What happened?"
"Well, Lily hexed me!" moaned James, still covered in boils.
"Miss Evans! I would've expected better of you, being a prefect!"
"He turned my hair violet!" Lily explained.
"That's still no reason to hex him! And why, might I ask, were you dancing?"
"Ask Sirius!" said Lily angrily.
"Mr. Black? I'm waiting."
"Well, you saw what she did to James, and he's my best mate, so I couldn't let it go unavenged. So I hexed Lily, then Caroline came down and attacked me!"
"I see. Mr. Lupin, do you have anything to say about this?" she turned to Remus.
"I didn't have anything to do with it, Professor! I'm just an innocent bystander!"
"And you didn't stop it because…" McGonagall said, glaring at him. "I would expect better of you, as you are also a prefect, Remus. Well, I believe I've heard enough. I want to see you five in my office again tomorrow night at 6:00 for detention. Now, I will escort Mr. Potter here to the Hospital Wing, and I expect you lot to go back to your dormitories, and go to bed now. 6:00 tomorrow, remember, and goodnight."
"But, professor," began Caroline nervously, "What about Quidditch?"
"Quidditch, Miss Davis?"
"Yes, you said you had the team list, can we see it?"
"I believe that you should wait to see the posting until tomorrow, in light of what you have done. Now, come along, Mr. Potter, you need to see Madame Pomfrey about those boils."
They then left McGonagall's office, and headed back to the Gryffindor common room. As soon as they got there, Lily began fervently yelling at Sirius. I suppose that since James was gone to the hospital wing, she need a new person to yell at.
"Black! Look what your stupid friend did! Now we all have to go to a damn detention tomorrow night!"
"Why are you blaming this on me?" Sirius shot back at her. "James was the one who turned your hair violet, not me!"
"Well he's not here and you're his best friend so I have to yell at someone now, and I picked you!"
"Calm down, Lily, it's only one detention," Caroline said, trying to calm her friend.
"Yeah, one detention I have to spend when the two biggest douche bags on the face of the earth!"
"When you say, 'douche bags', you are referring to James and Sirius, aren't you? Cause if you actually have two-"
"CAROLINE!"
"Sorry, just checking," Caroline laughed uneasily as she headed up to her dorm.
"It's really not that bad, Lily, I live with them, I would know," Remus said assuringly.
"Yeah, especially since I'm a damn sexy god!" Sirius piped in.
Lily just looked at him with anger, and before she could hex him, he sped up the steps to the boys dormitories.
"You know, he was just trying to get to you, you really shouldn't take offense, then he and James find more reason to aggravate you."
"I know, Remus, but why does Potter always have to pick on me! What did I ever do to him?" Lily asked.
"I don't know," said Remus, who had an idea but didn't think that he should share it with Lily.
"Remus, I'm sorry you got involved, you shouldn't have to go to detention tomorrow night."
"Yeah, well, being friends with James and Sirius means I am used to serving a lot of detentions that maybe I didn't deserve," he laughed.
"I really don't know how you can stand them!" said Lily, also laughing. "Well, I'm going to go to bed, now," she said.
"Me too, night Lily, and sorry about James," Remus said.
"It's alright, I guess, I mean it's not your fault or anything, Remus. Night."
Lily then sleepily made her way up the stairs to her dormitory, thinking about what had just happened. When she got up there, she saw that her other roommates, Candace and Parker, as well as Caroline, were sound asleep already. She quietly changed into her night pants and tank-top and crawled into her bed, not realizing how tired she was. She soon fell into a deep sleep.