Disclaimer: Ranma ½ and Gold Diggers are property of Rumiko Takahashi and Fred Perry. I do not own any of the characters in this me and a countless others, are simply people with big imaginations that need to be released.
Brittany's eyes widened when the strange but familiar name was spoken. 'Where have I heard this name before?' She thought, staring at the young man before her memories began flowing through her head. There was a pony tailed boy in a ragged gi, times of play which she treasured, an image of a figure getting farther away as he waved at her. "Ran-chan." She said hesitantly, the man in front of her smiled as his name was called. It was all the proof she needed. "Ran-chan!" Brittany tackled the martial artist to the ground hugging him tightly.
Gina blinked, unsure of the scene that lay before her. "You two know each other?" She wanted to know who this guy was, he was handsome and that shirt didn't hide that scrumptious well-built body of his.
Brittany looked back at her sister. "You know him to Gina, nine years ago."
"Nine years?" Gina thought back a faint image of a boy sleeping as she attempted to tutor him came to mind. 'Oh, the boy in the ratty gi, so we meet again.' Gina did another scan of Ranma's physique. 'My, he's grown up.'
Later the three were in an ice cream shop, two sisters could only stare at the amount of frozen dairy disappearing down the throat of their childhood friend at speeds that impressed Brittany.
"So Ran-chan how have you been?" Brittany asked.
"Oh well that is kinda hard to describe you see…" Ranma stopped when Brittany looked at him with big tear-filled eyes. 'Dang, she hasn't lost it.' He thought and crumbled under the gaze a second later.
(Half and hour later)
"And that's my here I am." Ranma finished. The two Diggers sisters stared at him with open jaws and eye's the size of saucers.
"Ran-chan… you're kidding right?" Brittany said, she couldn't believe what she just heard.
"Nope, it's all true." Ranma said looking a bit embarrassed.
Brittany began to fume, and began plotting one hundred and one ways to mutilate a fat, abusive father.
"I can't believe that your father would be so stupid." Ginasaid.
"Pops is good at martial arts, other than that he's worthless." Ranma said.
"I'll say, and you also mentioned he's got you engaged to a girl who constantly blames you for anything and pounds you over the head." Brittany asked gritting her teeth.
"Yep that's Akane." Ranma said, looking at the bowl of ice cream that he finished. "I guess it's time for me to go, it was good seeing you guys again."
"Where are you going to go now Ranma?" Gina asked.
"Back to the dojo I guess." Ranma said a bit upset.
"No! You are not going!" Brittany yelled out surprising the martial artist and her sister.
"I don't want to go Brit-chan, but I gotta, it's a matter of honor, despite it being my pops stupid idea. But it's still something I have to do." Ranma said.
"You do not have to follow some stupid pledge you had no say in the first place." Brittany said.
"Well it is kinda unfair, but where would I go? I can camp out for awhile but they'll find me eventually." Ranma said.
"You can come with us." Brittany said with a smile.
"Now hold on little sis that's just…" Gina stopped when Brittany glared straight at her.
"He is coming with us." Brittany repeated, the tone she used made sure that this subject was closed.
"Uh Brit-chan that's going a bit far. I mean I still gotta settle things here." Ranma said, the minute the words left his mouth he found himself with a face full of angry werecheetah in human form.
"You are coming with us." She said slowly.
"Okay…" Ranma squeaked.
"Good!" Brittany got back in her seat. "We'll be going in a couple hours so get your stuff and haul ass to the airport, okay Ran-chan?"
"Sure why not." Ranma said. "I always wanted to go to America."
"All right we'll see you there." Brittany dragged Gina out of her seat slapped a roll of bills on the table, then she dragged her sister to the door, pausing long enough to blow a kiss to Ranma before going out.
Ranma just stared for a few seconds thinking of what happened just now. "I guess I better get packing." He said to himself and quickly left roof hopping back to the dojo.
Once arriving Ranma sneaked through the window and began packing everything into his backpack.
"Where are you going Ranma?" An angry familiar voice asked.
'Shit,' Ranma thought, he turned to see Akane glaring at him. 'Great it's the uncute fiancée.'
"I said where are you going Ranma." Akane repeated, demanding now.
"None of your business." Ranma said and packed the last of his clothes in his pack. This made Akane even more furious.
"You're running away. I know you're running away with Shampoo back to China!" She yelled out.
Ranma couldn't believe this. "What gave you that idea you stupid tomboy?"
Akane went red with anger. "Ranma you jerk!" With one uppercut Ranma was sent off once again on Akane Airways.
Meanwhile at Tokyo International Airport.
"Where is he?" Brittany said pacing back and forth rapidly.
"Calm down Cheetah, he'll be here." Gina said.
Brittany continued to pace already beginning to wear the ground she was on into a small depression.
"Uh how long are we waiting?" Ace called out. His osprey was ready to go but the girls were waiting for someone.
"You are staying here as long as I say so you here me Ace!" Brittany yelled out.
"Yeah I hear you." Ace said and sighed.
"Cheetah calm down, I'm sure Ranma will come crashing down here any second." Gina said. Right after she finished there was a massive crash and a crater appeared on the runway near the osprey. Brittany rushed over and saw Ranma in the crater head, first.
"Ran-chan, are you okay?" Brittany asked. The martial artist brought his arms up to push against the ground and flipped up to his feet.
"Ouch, well that spared me a trip walking here." Ranma said.
"What happened?" Brittany asked.
"Oh that would be my uncute fiancée, Akane." Ranma replied.
Brittany grabbed his arm and began to pull him toward the osprey. "That's the last straw, you are definitely coming with us."
Ranma let himself be dragged off. He looked around at his surroundings. 'Bye Japan, hello America.' He thought.