Title: Doujinshi

Summery: Draco has been misplaced into a world without magic, and where a certain author by the name of J.K. Rowling has the attention of millions. After reading six of her books, Draco tries to get back to his own world to fix what he sees as wrong.

Disclaimer: ...no. Don't think so. I wish, but no.

SPOILERS: Everything including HBP.

A/N: This is part of the Insanity Duet. (And is slightly more sane.) Hopefully, this storyline and plot won't confuse anyone. I myself really like it. (Snickers.) Hopefully you enjoy it as well.

I think that this chapter is a bit odd and that the parts dont fit well together, but I can't really help that. (shrug)

A link to HP doujinshi is here. I haven't downloaded any of them just yet, but they're scanlated. (giggles) Guess what I'm reading tommorow?

THREE

Draco, Aylene and Jeremy all sat on the floor around the low sitting coffee table that doubled as a dining table in the small apartment. Books and yarn were spread upon it as pages and pages of notes scattered the rest and floated the remaining distance to the floor. Books were stacked everywhere, having been uprooted from their case for easy access.

Slytherin colors dominated the space, from the plushie-pillow with the silver snake that had been bought from Hot Topic to the curtains that were sheer and let the light in.

However, there was Jeremy's Gryffindor pillow that also sat on the couch...

Draco sighed as he twitched his hand and the third Harry Potter book floated over to him. Aylene looked up from her crocheting (a blanket made from green and black yarn) and frowned.

"Still nothing yet?"

He shook his head, fisting his hair in frustration. "I would give anything to have access to Hogwarts library right now..."

Aylene gave him a slanted smile. "If you had access, this wouldn't be necessary."

He didn't even look up as he flicked her off.

Jeremy was fast asleep, drool collected a page dedicated to the History of Magic class.

He sighed. "The only thing I have to go on is that I left right before the History of Magic O.W.L." He ran his hand through his hair again, this time to flatten it out. Sighing, he said, "I guess this just has to wait until I get back from work."

Fifteen minutes later, 'Drake' plodded out of the shared apartment, ready and set for a day at McDonalds, a gun in his pocket and a dog biscuit in his hands.

A curious look flew over Aylene's face before she imitated the hand movement that Draco had made to get the book to fly over to him.

She blinked in shock and surprise as the book wiggled in her way slightly before falling.

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"Stupid fucking muggle toy," Draco muttered under his breath as he twirled the different colored squares around, trying to get them to line up correctly.

To say he was failing was to be kind.

He threw the offending piece of plastic against the wall and pouted before he gave another halfhearted attempt at eating another fry.

He was currently on break and knew that as soon as he got back, he would be once again be put on back drive-thru.

He glanced outside the crew room and groaned at the dishes that awaited him.

Timothy, an auburn haired crew worker snickered as he set his own food down to start his own break. "Just your lucky day, isn't it?"

Draco transferred his glare back from the dishes, to the Rubik's cube, then to Timothy. "If I could just use scourgify, those would all be done in a moment," he hissed.

Timothy smirked. "But you won't because it would blow your cover."

Draco pouted again before slyly glancing around. His hand gave a twitch, and the bright, mixed up cube sailed towards the other's head.

He returned to his fries with a happy tune to his lips so that he could enjoy the rest of his half-hour break.

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"A number nine? And what would you like to drink with that? Coke? Nugget sauce?" He hummed as he pressed the 'S&S' button three times. Is that all?" A pause. "Your total comes up to $4.99. Please pull around to the first window."

Draco quickly unclipped the belt from around his waist, shoving it into Becky's hands as he went to collect the last bit of money from his drawer.

He gave a start as the thing beeped at him, signaling a customer. He tore the offending bit of plastic and metal away to Becky, quickly telling her that there is a customer there, while he gave the change out the window.

He sighed as he moved away for Sarah to get in and change the drawer, waiting for Becky to finish taking her order so that he could ask Sarah if he could go.

At this time of night, she was the only manager in attendance, so it was she that he had to ask.

Of the whole manager lot, he liked Sarah the best, because since she was the newest manger, she still knew what it was like to be a crew person. Of them, she was the hardest worker, and wouldn't force others to do what she herself wouldn't.

The only problem was that if Sarah and Timothy were left unattended, they would forget where they were and at best would get a little... absorbed in each other.

It would almost make Draco gag on fluff. It was almost as bad as Aylene and Jeremy.

The fact that the only four people that knew about him being a wizard were paired off did not go unnoticed from Draco.

Sarah turned around, adjusting her hat with one hand as she hitched the drawer up higher onto her hip. She blinked. "You're still here?"

Draco rolled his eyes. "No, I Apparated out and put a holographic charm in my stead." He sighed as he realized that she was attempting to figure out if he was joking or not. "No, I'm still here. I don't even know if there is an illusion charm that works like that."

Sarah nodded as she continued to the office.

He waited a second. "May I leave now?"

Sarah bit her lip, pondering the question for a second. Dipping her head back into the office, she gazed at the screens for a second before turning back to him. "Do you think you can finish up the dishes?" This was said with a little twirl of her index finger, their groups little sign for 'magic' in the real sense. Under her breath, she said, "No one can see in the little dishes alcove and no one is on break. Just a little swish and they're all done right?"

Grumpily, Draco turned around. "Alright, but you owe me."

He didn't see Sarah flash a smile in Timothy's direction (on grill) nor see the returned smile.

About thirty seconds later, he stomped back to the alcove, the three clean coffee pots in his hands. Setting them down on the table right outside the office, he turned to her and put his hands on his hips. He tilted his nose up slightly and put on a haughty air. "Now, Mistress Sarah, may I depart from this lovely pit of grease and fries?"

Standing up, she mock-bowed. "Yes, you may," she said in the same tone. Suddenly turning somber, she asked, "Are you still walking Tori home?"

He smirked as he started to walk to the front. "Of course. A Malfoy never breaks a promise."

Becky poked her head out of back drive-thru for a moment. "And the Emmy goes to Drake, for best Draco impression." She snerked. "You do better than that actor that they had for the movies."

Draco just continued to smirk. 'I had better.'

---

Draco hummed while walking down the deserted streets, eyes flickering back and forth, spotting the parts that were the most in the street lights and which spots would be safest. A bear of a dog bumped against his thigh every so often.

Draco was glad that the dog had followed him to McDonalds tonight. He had forgotten that he was to take the little six year old back with him.The doglived in their apartment building and no one had the heart to send it away. It often shadowed people from the apartments and waited to walk them back on their return.

Originally, the dog had hated him and chased him up and down the corridors nonstop. It had only stopped because an--

Draco froze as Tori's little hands fisted his red shirt collar tighter and the dog pressed against his shins to alert him.

His whole body tensed as his fingers slipped into his pocket to pull out the little gun that was tucked within it.

This world, like any other, had problems.

The shadows drew together, taking a shape much like a reversed teardrop as it solidified. A pair of winglike appendages grew from one side while another set shaped like fins appeared on either side like arms.

Unfortunately, the problems weren't cause by Tom Riddle this time.

The fins suddenly struck out as its face formed, shrieking before it attacked.

TBC

I bet you're going 'wtf?' right now. Well...the plot bunny mutated on me again. (grins) So I just added maybe a chapter or two of more plot. But I had somewhat planned on that anyway. (smile) Originally, I had thought of placing this in some other world, then other people asked how he got into our world...but then I decided to go with a mutated version of my first plan. So, just rest assured that this isn't our world, and remember, this is part of the Insanity Duet.

PS. - Hope to lay the groundwork for future HMDM next chapter. (crosses fingers)

-Glue

Review Replies

LiNes- What does 'she' refer to? The anime fangirl or Aylene? And I spent sooo long trying to figure out the exchange rate. I'm never gonna forget it. I think Harry spent somehting like $49 for his wand... (toddles away)

Caelistes- (nods) Hopefully. The characters aren't really helping me though. (Draco: HEY! I'm the only one thats cannon! Don't blame me!)

Now, it is time to go to bed. I have to go to work tommorow at six. (cries)
Draco: (waves grill spatula at you all)
Jeremy: (still drolling on History of Magic notes)
Aylene: (sigh) Plese review. It makes it easier for Glue to update. Also spawns better ideas than the ones that are floating about right now.
Timothy: (playing with Rubiks cube)
Sarah: (grins and waves) Good night!