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A/N: Well, hopefully, this will make up for the average last chapter. Ah well. I liked the last one… Eh. As usual, thanks to the reviewers. Oh, and Demonic Weasel, as long as I get the review, I don't care if it's belated or not.
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The Powers of Light
Chapter VI
There will be no chapter title this time, as Bleu thought all proposed ideas too demeaning.
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The shipwreck had cost the Force dearly;
Because to Runefaust they were nearly.
But the rudder was gone because of
Barney the monster, who sang about love.
Barney had vanished into the night,
But the Force was off course, which would stay might.
They drifted to Rudo, the land of children;
Or as Michael Jackson would call it, heaven.
But LO! FORSOOTH! I'm using Shakespearian
Words but not coming close to hearing them;
The Force was rescued! Oh happy day!
Michael Jackson would not with them play!
I'll stop abusing Michael Jackson,
Hey, he was acquitted (and pack some
The umbrella man might)! But moving on,
Max was asleep, thought to be a con.
"Max! Wake up!" he sharply heard
As a voice roused him like a bird,
For in his dream (or so he thought),
He was dead, and left to rot.
Twas not Varios, his master, umber,
Who woke him from his deep, dark slumber;
Instead it was a little girl
The kind that make M. Jackson hurl.
I'm truly sorry, I could not resist!
Max tried to punch his assailant but missed.
The young girl calmed him down and told him
To talk to Karin, and his armor to be holdin'.
He talked to Karin, and learned about Bleu,
Then talked to Krin, who would the lawn mow.
Krin told him 'bout the Manual of The Seal;
And also prophesied about the town of Yeel.
All Darksol needed was the Manual and the Key;
He had gotten the Key while the Force was at sea.
The Manual was protected by in Dragonia
The Ancient Dragons, and Trump Melania.
However, only one Dragon remained
Bleu, the infant crybaby, maintained
The defense (sorta). Bleu could not do it
On his own, not e'en a little bit.
Max and crew would set out to help young Bleu,
And also picked up a big garden hoe.
But between them and Dragonia stood
Monsters unheard of among the brood.
Led by a Durahan (mistranslated, you see?)
Who would make them sleep and in their beds be.
Many more monsters would appear during
The course of the battle, the Force's wrath incurring.
The Force prevailed, but not without losses.
They could not afford this before fighting bosses.
They entered Dragonia, but in a sudden flash,
They ree-lized that in HQ they had left their cash.
They tried to go back, but all for naught;
The tourist bureau of Dragonia had caught
Each and every one of them. "Come, stay at
Our shrine, with a very large vampire bat!"
They visited Bleu, who was sore afraid,
For his TV and rad'io had begun to fade.
But Karen entered, and called him a baby,
Bleu cried and then said, "Humph. Well, maybe."
Then, a scream! a shout came spouting from the Rune
Knight, whom Karen had kicked in the balls, and swooned.
Bleu came down and breathed on the Knight. His breath
Was so bad that it killed the Knight named Seth.
They ran out, and met Kane(slash)Cain,
Who said, "I will not stop being a pain
Until you break my mask off. Did you get that?
BREAK MY MASK OFF! But please don't touch the hat."
"Go back to your silly old HQ,
And make your preparations, oh please do."
Max heeded Kane(slash)Cain's words, and returned
To his Easy-Bake oven, and crossaints he had burned.
Everyone was able in body and in mind.
But no one was ready for Kane, they would find;
Kane(slash)Cain's monsters were wimpy, without
A doubt. But Kane himself, well, he showed clout.
They decimated the monsters, and fought
Hard against Cain, with the broadswords they had bought.
But Cain was invincible. He had killed
Lyle with just one blow, while his cup he filled.
Anri and Tao lay dead on the battlefield;
Zylo's body was gone, taken by the well-heeled
Cain's Dark Sword magic. Bleu had lost his tail,
Which always disarmed him without fail.
It was Max's turn to step up to the plate,
To attack Cain, so filléd with hate.
He struck a mighty blow down low, and Hark!
Cain was crying on the floor, with a dog that barked!
His mask broke off, and he revealed
That he and Congress had repealed
The Fiftieth Commandment.
(Whatever that is. Now go open the vent!)
Kane revealed that he was Max's brother,
A shocking fact that would make anybody stutter.
They went into the shrine and opened up the vault;
The Force needed funds, and it could always be Kane's fault.
The tourist comp'ny spoke again, "About time!"
The voice said. They went inside and ate a lime.
But now the seal was broken! Before they
Could get in, Darksol teleported without paying!
Taking the Manual, he tried to kill them both;
But, although to do so he was loathe,
Max turned tail and ran. Kane disappeared.
Max ran far far away from all that he had feared.
Back in Rudo, Max resurrected the Force;
And then traded in their beer for a horse.
They packed up the headquarters with katamari,
And all but Max left to go watch Barney.
Max went to talk to Krin, about the Seal.
She asked if he had it; he answered her nay;
She cried, "Oh crap," as unenthusiastically
As it could ever possibly be.
"You must go to Demon Castle, for there you
Will find Mishaela, who smells like Gong's shoe.
She is a dangerous witch, with her Bolt Two.
This day you will fight her, and it she will rue!"
The Force traveled through some rough terrain,
But they did not have to eat any monster brain.
The monsters were not all that strong, but
The Force did not have the defense of a hut.
Their foes ended up dead, forever gone
To the fiery place, with many'a gruesome bone.
Max and crew proceeded into Skull Castle,
E'en though it wasn't worth the hassle.
Skull Castle was deceptively big;
From the outside it looked no bigger than a pig.
But the Force, many treasures, and many foes
All squeezed into the place, and a few hoes.
"These hoes are for digging your graves!" said
That great villainess' husband, Ted.
Mishaela pushed him out of the castle's eyes,
While all the Force screamed, "SHAMELESS FOUL LIES!"
The great crew of twelve began the Great Chase;
They had to prevent Mishaela from hast,
In which she would release a virus.
Wait, sorry, that was 24. Stupid sirens.
They dispatched the Gargoyles and archer-types
With the greatest of ease, and without hype.
The Master Mages were pathetic;
The Force had no recourse but to be sympathetic.
Bleu and Kokichi caught up with Mishaela;
They killed one of her mistranslated bodyguards,
But were struck by Bolt Two. "That tingles!"
They said. Then, "Please pass the Pringles."
The rest of the Force soon caught up.
Max was constantly yelling, "HUP
TWO THREE FOUR HUP!" The Belials were no match
For the Force and their great and mighty door latch.
Last was Mishaela and her one bodyguard.
The Durahan moved on the Force, and hit hard
But missed. Max sliced it in half neatly.
Tao was grossed out by it's guts, all mealy.
Mishaela was throwing out Bolt Twos all around;
But they were no match for the Force's large hound,
The greatest of fighters in all the world,
Not Max, but another: the Indomitable Fred!
However, Fred had about three hit points.
Ninety-Nine attack, but three hit points.
He was killed immediately.
So artistic, but expediently!
The Force's great military might
Triumphed by the end of the fight.
Max found many great treasures, and also
The Sword of Light. And some diamonds, faux.
The Force would journey on to Prompt.
They would hopefully find the descendants
Of the Ancients there, with no prank calls
About Porky Pig, and the color of the walls.
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A/N: Nice long chapter there. Sorry it took so long. I started writing it about right after I finished the last one, but I got major writers block. School has started, so I'm going to be able to write even less often now. Sorry everyone. I hope you liked this. Only two more chapters left! Review now!