disclaimer: i do not own naruto... but sakura is on Ebay under the sex slave catagory, and naruto already bid 40,000 amarican big ones on her... (sasuke only put one doller in)

A highly embaressed naruto walked out of the konoha hospital

"well my 'condition' requires some time to think about" naruto told sakura who was waiting outside for him

"couldnt stop laughing huh?" she finished, making naruto blush even harder...

"no..."

they stopped after 10 minutes of laughing., the reason i cant turn back is because i did a girl... you (sakura has a tinge of guilt on her face.)

i wasnt listening when she explained why but it turns out that the only way i can turn back is if i do a guy, and considering the fact that i am not gay, i am going to have

to resort to plastic sergery

"well, now that i like you, i am going to have to get used to being refered to as a lesbian then.

"i am just glad i found some clothes that fit me..." naruto stated...

"well, at least you have me"

"i have another question... why are you staying with me?" asked naruto...

her answere was sudden and cruel: "guilt"

"hey, i am still embaressed from when we told sasuke and kakashi... that is the only time in my life i saw that piece of shit laugh so damn hard"

"hey, dont resort to swearing naruto" sakura stated calmly.

"yeh, well if you didnt to the swear word that starts with f to me, i wouldnt be here right now" he/she shot back (i still dont know what to call him/her if he/she is stuch in this state)

"just be glad i am staying by my side, and hey... you can entertain your (cough) straight self... using a simple mirror" she retorted ignoring her inner selfs laughing at naruto in her ear...

"hey... thats right" said naruto with a wierd expression on his/her/whatever his/her sex is face,

sakura started to walk toward naruto's home...

naruto's place---

his messy place was not shocking to sakura, but naruto went straight to the closet and changed clothes into his classic blaizer orange shirt.

"NARUTO" sakura stated, "I CAN SEE YOU"

"so, you have the same things i do... well... now you do at least

"oh, well dont forget to use bra's, ok, they keep the goods nice and firm..."

naruto was choked on his/her own spit at that remark

"so you are a lesbian" he/she stated.

"well, i am trying to become one considering that you are going to be like that for the rest of your life..."

hidding a smirk in his/her face he/she pushed her onto his bed

"fine then, but only once" she stated before lying back to accept it.

sorry, i just feel like keeping you waiting...