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Purple
Once upon a time, in the Fire country, a young lad named Uzumaki Naruto was
writing poetry. Yes, Naruto was writing poetry. But- he was stuck. BECAUSE NOTHING FREAKING RHYMED WITH PURPLE!
Then Sasuke walked in. "Hey Sasuke bastard, what rhymes with purple?"
"Nothing, dobe." Sasuke replied arrogantly.
The young demon boy cocked his head to the side in confusion. "What are you talking about? Nothing doesn't rhyme with purple. Are you high or something?"
The enraged Uchiha exclaimed, "Nothing doesn't rhyme with purple! Nothing rhymes with purple!"
"That's what I just said. Why didja say it twice?" The clueless genin stated. Sasuke sighed and proceeded to bang his head on the table conveniently located right next to him.
Out of nowhere, Sakura walked through the door, laden with shopping bags. "Hi Sasuke-kun!" she exclaimed.
"What about me?" Naruto whined. "Oh, and Sakura? What rhymes with purple?"
Sakura replied, "Purple doesn't rhyme with anything, stupid!"
"I didn't ask if it rhymed with anything, I asked what it rhymed with!"
Sakura just rolled her eyes and joined Sasuke in the head-banging.
Fairly soon, at least half of the citizens in Konoha were consumed with bashing their heads against the nearest hard object and slash or surface, including, but not limited to, tables, walls, chairs, signs, books, each others' heads, scrolls, and even the occasional ceiling bump. Gaara suddenly walked into the room.
"What is all that racket?" he demanded. "Shut the hell up, and quit banging your heads!" He turned to leave, but Naruto almost literally jumped on him, yelling the infamous question -What rhymes with purple?
Gaara responded by pulling a Rhyming dictionary off a shelf and pointing to the word 'purple'. Under it, the words 'burp full' were shown in bold letters.
"Oh, thanks Gaara!" Naruto shouted, and attempted to hug him, only to be forcefully shoved off by sand.
The homicidal youth merely shrugged and replied with a monotone, "Whatever. As long as you idiots keep noise to a dull roar. Temari has been complaining about it back home."
Sakura, confused, tilted her hair pink covered skull, and asked, "But isn't she back in Sunagakure right now?"
Gaara responded with a confusing statement, "Exactly. And so was I." With this said he hiked the sand filled gourd higher on his back and departed.
Everyone in the room began shaking with mirthful laughter, as they patted Naruto on the back and told him that they wish him luck on his poem. The Kyuubi bearer thanked them and waved as they too left. Soon, the only ones remaining were Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto himself.
All was well until five minutes later, when Naruto asked another question- "Hey Sasuke, what rhymes with orange?"