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Just then, Major Carter looked up and saw Jack walk into the infirmary. Her face instantly turned from a look of confusion and anger to a reddish color of embarassment. "Oh my God." She thought. "Can this get any worse?"
"Um, hi." Jack said, clearly confused. "What's going on here? Carter, you look a little pissed."
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For that last bit though, he was definately being sarcastic, as Carter was not just a little pissed, but she was in fact very very pissed.
Teal'c replied before Sam had a chance to. "O'neill, Major Carter is simply angry because i cannot let her leave. Dr. Fraiser has instructed me, rather urgently, to guard her here until she returns. And she has not yet returned."
"Huh," Jack thought. "That explains why she was running to Hammonds office like, 3 minutes ago." Then he said, "She told me to come here... so did the general... um, Major, when we spoke, he was what you could call as: a bit more than upset about our little 'encounter' in the gate room." He empasized the word 'bit' to make his statement as sarcastic as possible, seeing as he, well, just liked being sarcastic...
Sam started to turn red again. "I..." she started, but just then, Janet and General Hammond burst into the office with a few airmen as well.
"Don't let anyone leave until I dismiss them." Hammond said, turning to the airmen.
Then he turned to Sam. "Who are you?" he asked.
"What are you talking about?" she replied. "I am Major Carter, USAF."
"No, you are not." Hammond stated. "Who are you and why have you infested Major Carter?"
Sam and Jack's faces both turned, shocked, toward each other. But then Sam's head jerked towards Hammond and a very serious look came onto her face. "I am Kellia." The voice came out of Sam's body but, it was not hers. And, strangely enough, it wasn't a goa'uld's either. It sounded like the voice of another human female.
"Okay, so what the hell do you want from Major Carter?"
"I want nothing from her. I was escaping from that planet; the Jaffa were after me."
"Why?"
"When I went to that planet, I thought I would be safe, but Ba'al found me and sent his Jaffa to capture me."
"Sir." Jack inturrupted, "That would explain why the planet was unin... well, why no one was there before we came. They went to the planet after we sent the MALP, but before we got there."
"Yes, it was a deserted planet. That is why I chose it." The voice coming from Sam said. "Those damn Jaffa! I am sorry that you and your team were almost killed."
"Why were you hiding from them?" the general asked.
"I am the creation of a Goa'uld system lord named Ba'al. Well, an accidental experiment, I guess."
"Huh? What the hell are you then?"
"Please let me finish. As I was saying: I am an experiment. Ba'al was trying to find a way to control other things- humans, Jaffa, animals- with out infesting them himself, but knowing they would do as he said. I guess I am a cloud of sorts."
"A cloud?" Jack repeated.
"Yes. I have a consiousness, but I have no body. When I go into someone, I can access their knowledge, or control them- with out them know I was there until I leave. But I could also choose to communicate with them if i want."
"So, Major Carter doesn't know that you are in her?"
"Well, yes. She does now. I told communicated everything to her as I took her over just now."
"Will you leave her?" asked Jack.
"Yes. She does not wish for me to control her."
"So, you can read her mind?"
"No. I can access her past knowledge and thoughts. But I do not know what she is thinking right now."
"Then how do you know she doesn't want you? I know that we all know she wouldn't want you, but how do you know?" said Jack.
"Although I can not read what she is thinking, I can pick up on strong emotions she is feeling."
"Okay," General Hammond interupted just as Jack was about to ask another question. "But will you leave?"
"Yes. I will leave this planet and Major Carter if you let me use your Stargate to go to another, uninhabited, world. There is also another condition."
"What's that?"
"That you give me your word you will not inform Ba'al of where I go."
"That's all?"
"Yes. I am not hostile. I just want to get away from the Goa'uld."
"Well alright then. We have a deal." Hammond stated. "Teal'c, will you get Dr. Jackson, explain our situation, and tell him to start looking for a suitible planet?"
"Yes sir." Teal'c replied, while slightly bowing his head as he always does.
"Uhh, can we talk to Carter now?" Jack asked the cloudish type thing.
"If you wish." it said.
Then, another voice came out of Major Carter's body- her voice. "Holy shit!" she exclaimed.
"Are you okay, Sam?" Janet asked.
"Uh.. yeah. I'm fne. Was that a dream or something?"
"No Major Carter, that was real." hammond replied.
"So that conversation was that thing inside me talking? Damn. That felt like some out of whack dream! Very blurry and blackish."
"What do you mean?"
"I kept losing time... I mean, as far as I can tell anyway. Things kept going dark, then suddenly, I would see everyone standing here, but it was all really hazy."
"Well, it wasn't a dream. It was quite real. But, it has agreed to leave you once we find a goa'uld free planet."
"That's great... what are we waiting for then?"
"Dr. Jackson and Teal'c are already working on it. They are searching our records for one right now."
"Okay, now that we know this will be resolved, Major Carter... and the cloud... need to get some rest." Dr. Fraiser stated.
"Alright doctor, but just one more question." Hammond started. "Major, were you under alien influence in the gate room this morning?"
Sam blushed slightly. "Umm.. yes Sir, I believe I was. Everything was cloudy and I can't really remember everything that happened." She finished talking, but continued the thought in her head, "Unless of course if you mean me kissing Jack... that I remember perfectly!... and damn, he was good. Especially for not expecting anything like that to happen..."
Dr. Fraiser inturupted his thoughts and said, "Okay people. Everyone out of the room."
Everyone left except Jack, who stayed behind and asked, "Doc, can I stay a few more minutes... I need to ask Carter something."
She sighed before replying, "5 minutes Colonel. That's all."
"Thanks..." then when she left the room like the others, he continued, "So... Carter..." he paused for a minute. "What the hell was with the kiss?"
"Ummm, well... as far as I can tell-" then the cloud thing cut in.
"As soon as I entered her body, I could feel the strong emotions she had, and still has, for you. I would have ignored them, but as soon as we got through the gate and I knew we were safe... or rather, she knew SG-1 was safe, I, well, she, had an overwhelming urge to kiss you. I could tell she had reservations about it, but the feelings were just so strong!"
"Oh..." Jack started, "so when we kissed, she was under alien influence... I mean, it was you, not her?"
The cloud almost thought Jack sounded disapointed... he was so good at hiding his emotions.
"No." the cloud replied. "And I believe i will let her tell you the rest. She does not like me having control over her body."
"Wait... no? She wasn't being controlled?" It was obvious Jack was getting a bit more than slightly confused.
"Well, as I was trying to explain before, " the voice of Sam said, so Jack knew it was her. "Was that i think it made me do whatever I did, before we kissed. But, it was me when we were... in the act. Then I think it was the cloud again when the guards... um, pulled me off of you." Sam let out a little giggle as she said that last part.
"Oh." he said. "So, it was us kissing in the gate room." Jack sounded a little bit happy.
"Yeah." Sam breathed.
"... Sweet..." Jack mumbled just as Dr. Fraiser came back into the room to kick him out.
"I told you 5 minutes Colonel! Now, out!" she said as she pointed towards the door.
As he walked out, Sam could have sworn she saw a grin on his face...