Kitsune: I did this at 4:00a.m. after I ate many cheeseballs. Don't expect anything good. This is a parody of the poem "Jabberwocky", with the characters being very obvious. It's takes place at the time of the movie, but there's no spoilers because it's meant to be nonsensical. Rated just to be safe (and for the death of my favorite character > ).
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or "Jabberwocky"!
'Twas mid-day, and the chimeras
Did growl and anguish in their cage;
Green-eyed was a leviathan,
Blind in it's jealous rage.
"Beware the Envywock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the homunculus, my son
For your life will he snatch!"
He took his alchemic sword in hand:
Long time the serpent foe he sought--
So rested he by an old oak tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Envywock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the bulky wood,
And bellowed as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The alchemic blade had hacked and hacked!
The sin was dead, and with its head
The triumphant boy went back.
"And hast thou slain the Envywock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O joyous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chuckled in his joy.
'Twas mid-day, and the chimeras
Did growl and anguish in their cage;
Green-eyed was a leviathan,
Blind in it's jealous rage.