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Hey Kids! (Wow, I sound demented) I want to thank everyone who read the first part of the story… and now I present to you…. Chapter 2!

Many thanks to Prince Sasuke, lovendreamz and ShadowDO7 (hope I spelled them correctly) for reviewing!

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Chapter 2

The Kinomoto house was just what some people called as 'chaotic'. The house's occupants were a nice family, sure, but it was as loud as a zoo in there.

In the house lives Fujitaka Kinomoto. A nice man. A great cook.

In the house lives Toya Kinomoto. Older brother to the Card Mistress herself. One who never fails to raise the Cherry Blossom's blood pressure with his constant teasing and overprotective nature.

In the house lives Cerberus, aka Kero. He who lives for sweets and video games. He who is the Sun guardian to the Clow cards, now so-called the Sakura Cards.

And of course, there is the Card Mistress herself, the Cherry Blossom, the kaijuu (according to Toya), Sakura Kinomoto. She was what the neighbors called 'a darling, sweet girl'.

Now, the Kinomoto family was as normal as any family in Tomoeda. Except for the teensy-weensy little fact that two of its members used magic, one was half of the reincarnation of Clow Reed, and the other knew all about it. Yeah, they were a happy bunch.

The evening had been nice and quiet for Sakura Kinomoto. The 16-year old girl had come home from shopping with her friends, to find a nice pleasant dinner waiting for her at the table, complete of course with a scrumptious dessert. After taking a shower, playing video games with Kero, and doing her homework, she found herself thinking about school today. It definitely had been interesting. Despite being teased by Eriol, hearing a really amazing fact from Yamazaki, and basically having a great time, there was just one sour note in her entire day. She and Syaoran were just minding there own business in the broom closet when her stupid BROTHER interrupted them.

Recollection of this memory made Sakura feel REALLY angry, so angry that she broke her pencil in two. Just after cleaning the bits of pencil up, the phone rang.

"Hello?" Sakura answered a bit breathlessly

"Sakura! Come over right away!" shouted the distressed Nakuru. "And bring the others!"

"What? But it's nearly midnight, Nakuru!"

"It's an emergency! Something happened to Eriol while he was doing a spell, and he suddenly fell over like that!"

"I'm on my way!"

Eriol slowly woke up to the sound of murmuring voices in the hallway outside his bedroom.

The door suddenly opened, and in came Ruby Moon, Spinel Sun, Yue, Kero, his cute little descendant, and of course, Card Captor Sakura.

"Eriol! You're finally awake!" chorused the whole crowd. (I know, it's kinda redundant)

"Ugh, my head hurts," replied Eriol. "Syaoran, why are you glaring at me like that?"

"Because, you idiot, because of your reckless spellcasting, I was forced to get out of bed in the middle of the night, I was rushed all the way here to your house, I had to go in THESE (points to bunny slippers and pajamas with teddy bears), and then now I have stay and figure out what's wrong with you!" the head of the Li-clan now shot him a deadly glare. If looks could kill, Eriol would have died and been buried TWICE.

"If it comforts you to hear this Syaoran, you should know that in that outfit, you look totally GAY," snorted Eriol in laughter.

The whole room was now suddenly silent, except for the snorts of laughter coming out of Eriol.

The blue-haired mage finally stopped laughing to see that everyone was staring at him. They were completely and utterly SPEECHLESS.

"What'd I say? What'd I say?" asked the bewildered Eriol.

"You just called the brat GAY……" murmured Kero.

"I did! But didn't I say that he looked irresistible to women?" protested Eriol. It was the supreme insult to call any male member of the Li-clan GAY. Come on, everybody knew that.

What's going on! I'm sure I called Li 'irresistible to women'. What's happening to me?

"No, Master. You definitely called him GAY," answered Spinel.

Syaoran looked like he was ready to kill, and he would have done so if the strong hands of Ruby Moon, Yue, Kero, Sakura, and Spinel hadn't held him back.

"Im sorry, my cute little descendant. I sincerely apologize for your giant baboon butt-face," apologized Eriol.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE DEMENTED FREAK!"

And this time, the hands weren't strong enough.

…..fin…..

that was the second chapter for you, folks! Find out what happens next if you review.!

kwitchie