"You've been nice lately."
"Do I get a bone? I can play dead too, wanna see?"
"Yes. It would be very nice if you were dead."
"Aw, that's my favorite trick. I'll never think of it the same because of your hurtful words."
"Deal with it. I might talk to you every now and then though, as a reward for your acceptable behavior. Maybe you'll be motivated to do even better in the future."
"Of course, I'll clean up my act. All for you My Lady Love."
"Go away."
"Damn, I ruined the moment."
"Yes, you really did."