Operation: SADIEHAWKINS

School
Aided
Dance
Is
Exciting
However
Asking
Wally
Kauses
Increased
Nervousness
Sadly

Continuing Transmission….

"What a delightful dance, a shame really that the hosts couldn't make it…"

"Will that be one lump or two?"

"Care to dance?"

"My, you look rather dashing!"

"…can we flip back to the history channel now? Even THAT was more entertaining that this cruddy fluff!" an annoyed numbuh 4 broke in through the noise of the sophisticated TV character banterings of 'Sadie101: the Sadie Hawkins dance' TV special.

"Shhhh! You're ruining the moment!" numbuh 3 hissed, then returned her attention to the TV screen, cooing at it every so often, "Nyaww… they're so CUTE!"

"UGH! Just because I've broken every bone in my body and can't reach the selector doesn't mean that you get to pick the show!" numbuh 4 growled, squirming in his wheelchair to reach the remote, which was a mocking distance of 2 inches away from his grasping fingertips.

"I… said… QUIET!" numbuh 3 roared, flashing burning eyes at numbuh 4's direction, to which he replied with a petrified squeak and then unintelligible grumblings.

"Have things cooled down yet in there? Numbuh 5 is finding it hard to concentrate!"

"Well numbuh One said we couldn't disturb them so I think it best--"

"TO HECK WITH ORDERS, I WANT PEACE AND QUIET!" numbuh 5 spoke up, then immediately reverted to her quieter state, "Now if you'll just hold still I could get this tied right and wouldn't HAVE to concentrate! How in the world does a smart kid like you get his tie in such a matted knot!"

"But you said that we can't question numbuh one's orders since he's still a bit insecure! ...wait, did you just say I was smart?" Numbuh 2 said, eyes gleaming by the end of his statement.

"Smart, but completely clueless about common matters" numbuh 5 replied calmly, finally succeeding in unknotting numbuh 2's tie, "There, now I suggest you try a clip on…" then handing him a light blue clip on continued, "As for numbuh 1, he'll return to his previous confidence in no time… apparently part of the problem was that the delightful dorks had some kind of gas poisoning in those rockets that shot us down, causing irritability in those who inhaled it…"

"Does that mean you inhale it on a daily basis?" Numbuh 2 blurted, then slapped a hand over his mouth.

"What. Did. You. Say.? glare"

If looks could kill…

"No! I didn't mean it! Numbuh 5! Ahhhh! Don't hurt me! It was just a joke! I swear!"

"And you're worst one yet! You get back here or I swear I'll turn you into road kill!"

"Ugh, what the heck is everyone yelling about?" A groggy numbuh 1 asked, hobbling into the kitchen on a crutch.

"Oh hey, numbuh 1! Just… um… practicing evasive maneuvers, WAH!" Numbuh two replied while dodging behind objects in the kitchen to avoid numbuh 5's swings at him.

"very good… just keep it down." Numbuh 1 said before hobbling into the living room where numbuhs 3 and 4 were.

"Are you sure you two will be okay here while we're gone?" He asked.

"No problem! Don't you worry! I'll take GOOD care of numbuh 4!" numbuh 3 said, brandishing a plastic case that had a large red cross placed over the cover in red duct tape, though the original title seemed to say, 'Rainbow monkey makeover kit'.

"I'll be fine, as soon as I get this cruddy remote!" numbuh 4 groaned, still reaching in vain for it, sweat now dripping down his face. In fact, he was so absorbed in his task that he didn't see the kit numbuh 3 was holding up.

"Well if you're certain… numbuh 3, could I have a word with you for a moment?" numbuh 1 asked, indicating that they head into the hallway.

"Sure thing!" she said, hopping down off the couch, leaving the makeover kit and moving the remote just slightly further out of numbuh 4's grasp before following.

Once they were in the hallway, numbuh 1 said, "Listen… I'm really sorry about all the comments I made during that last mission…" head hung down, he continued, "I'm sorry… can you forgive me?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, numbuh 1! I know you didn't mean it… and you're a good leader, you were just worried about the team!" numbuh 3 replied cheerfully, "but if you want forgiveness, then I'll give you that too!"

"Thanks, numbuh 3… now I think you should get back to numbuh 4 before he hurts himself trying to reach the clicker…" Numbuh 1 suggested, nodding towards the straining operative.

"Okay! Have fun on your date!" numbuh 3 stated with a giggle, then ran back to numbuh 4 and swiped the remote away from his grasping fingertips.

"my… date?" numbuh 1 repeated, confused.

"Warning: lizzie alert, lizzie alert!" the treehouse voice informed, to which numbuh 1 immediately tried to run, but was halted by the intruder, who gave him a bone crushing hug.

"Oh Nigie! Are you ready to go? We don't want to be late for the Sadie Hawkins dance!"

"uh… s-sure…. x.x"

Soon the treehouse was empty save for numbuh 3, numbuh 4… and the hamsters.

"Ugh! I want to watch wrestling!" numbuh 4 groaned, still trying in vain to reach the remote, which numbuh 3 held, just a few feet from him.

"No! you've watched enough TV!"

"Just what YOU wanted to watch, and forced ME to tolerate! Now give it!"

"No!"

"grrrrr… WHY NOT?"

"Because… there's something I want to ask you, numbuh 4…" numbuh 3 said, turning off the TV.

"LET'S DANCE!" Lizzie suggested, then without waiting for an answer yanked numbuh 1 onto the dance floor at the Sadie Hawkins dance and proceeded to perform a series of… original dance moves, which all seemed to give numbuh 1 great pain.
"Should we rescue him?" numbuh 2 asked from his station at the refreshments table.

"Nah, numbuh 5 came to have fun! Besides, 'Nigie' can handle himself!" numbuh 5 replied, laughing.

"Yeah… hey, um… you wanna dance?" numbuh 2 asked.

"Alright, that's what I came for, anyway…" numbuh 5 replied, and proceeded to tear up the dance floor during an upbeat song.

"Uh… what do you wanna ask me?" numbuh 4 asked cautiously.

Summoning up her courage, numbuh 3 proceeded quickly, saying, "YouWannaGoSadieHawkinaWithMe?", then bit her lip as she waited for a response.

Numbuh 4 blushed, getting the gist of what she had said, "um, well... isn't it kind of… um, late for that?"

"Well, the hamsters agreed to set up here… if you said yes…" numbuh 3 explained, "so… I was hoping that you wouldn't refuse… No one will be watching… and so… I thought… you wouldn't mind saying 'yes'… I learned a lot during that last mission, and one thing that I learned was that we can't take time for granted… and it made me brave… so will you please, as best you can, dance with me?"

Numbuh 4 was bright red by now, and not just from his 20 minute struggle to reach the remote. "um… well… I sup-pose…" he finally managed to spit out, embarrassed as he was.

"Really! Oh THANK You numbuh 4!" numbuh 3 exclaimed, giving him a sudden hug, much to his discomfort.

"Ach! Numbuh 3! That hurts!"

"Oh, sorry! You wait right here, I'm going to go tell the hamsters to set up!"

"Er… ok." He replied, still blushing furiously. 'well, at least no one's here to see… and if numbuh 3 blabs… deny everything!

"hit it!" a random hamster seemed to say, and a miniature hamster band started to play 'Sadie Hawkins Dance' by Relient K.

"Come on, numbuh 4! Let's dance!" numbuh said, pulling his wheelchair to the middle of the room.

"Wait…" he said, then slowly he rose from the wheelchair, basically wobbling on his casts, "Ok, ready…"

Numbuh 3 twirled around, and pushed numbuh 4 around the dance floor in a very abstract form of dancing, since her dance partner was uncapable of moving himself.

Soon, numbuh 4 had worn himself out, however, and their little Sadie Hawkins Dance came to an end.

"Whee! That was fun! Thanks, numbuh 4!" numbuh 3 said joyfully, helping him back to his wheelchair. "Thanks for trying your hardest."

'It's time to tell her… I think…'

"Hey numbuh 3…?" numbuh 4 addressed, turning (as best as he could) to face her.

'this would be a little easier if she didn't look so cute in her Sadie Hawkins dress…'

"What is it, numbuh 4?"

"Well, you know how you said that we don't have a lot of time?"

"Yeah…?"

"Well, um… I realized that there was a good chance one of us could have gulp died during that last mission… and I also realized that I would've regretted never having told you that… that…!" He stuttered, trying to get the words out.

"What?" numbuh 3 prodded.

"That… um… I--! I--!"

"Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree!" a voice broke in, joined by another that said, "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"What!" numbuh 4 yelled in surprise, bright red then immediately started denying everything.

"Alright! That's enough team! Stop bickering!" numbuh 1 shouted above the din of their taunts and arguing.

"Tonight has to come to a halt with the recent news of the Delightfuls escaping from KND prison! So, it's time to get your gear together so we can stop them!" numbuh 1 announced, to which he received a few disappointed looks.

"I know you all were having a good time, but listen, I realize now that I can't do this without your expert help, and the Delightfuls may never be stopped if we don't all work together… You are the best team I could ever ask for, and I never mean to abuse that, so… after we succeed, I'm treating you all to ice cream!"

This was followed by cheers and approvals, to which numbuh 1 smirked at and said, "Now…. Kids Next Door, BATTLESTATIONS!"

A/N: sorry for the choppy ending, but I thought it was about time I finnished it... x.x