Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto-kun but I do owe Sasuke-teme a severe beating…
Team assignment day
Naruto sits next to Sasuke
Sakura sits on the other side of Sasuke
Time passes
Iruka announces: "Team 7, Naruto."
Naruto perks up
"Sasuke"
Naruto: "Kuso!"
Saske: "dobe."
Naruto: "jackass."
Iruka: "Sakura"
Naruto AND Sakura: standing up ad shouting "Hell yes!"
They look at each other
TRuE LOVE
They rush at each other to embrace but are stop dead by Sasuke sitting in his chair
Sasuke: "dobe"
Naruto: "on three"
Sakura winks
Naruto and Sakura: "THREE"
They grip Sasuke's chair and throw him and the chair in to he air
They tackle each other to the floor and make sweet fooly colly for hours.
Class: "OOOOOOHHHHHhhh!"
Sasuke comes down from air directly kissing Iruka ON THE MOUTH!
Time freeze
Peanut gallery: "this shits messed up!"
Author: "you damn right, fool!"
Time resumes
Vespa woman: crashes Vespa through wall "INDECENT BEHAVOR MUST BE STOPED!"
Vespa woman: grabs Sasuke, WHO HAS FAINTED, "LIVE!" kisses Sasuke MOUTH TO MOUTH!
The world implodes
The galaxy implodes
Reality implodes
All that is left is a black furby
Black furby: "oh no, not again."
Fin