I do not own any of the characters from Naruto, Inuyasha and Final Fantasy. I do own Ukeo though The bra and min skirt thing just came to mind, I don't know how ;
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"A girl in a bra adn mini skirt?" Hokage asked raising an eyebrow.
"But then that means it's-" I slowly said then turned to face Kakashi and at teh exact same time he faced me
"Yura!" We both ran out of the tower and headed for the training grounds.
"Where would Yura be?" Kakashi said jumping from tree to tree
"Deeper into the forest!" I answered remembering where I saw Yura talking to the skull.
"Are you sure?" he asked
"Yup" I said "Just watch out for floating hair!"
"Floating hair?" Kakashi asked.
"See? Floating hair" I said pointing to a gleam that hung out of nowhere, most likely hair.
"I see what you mean" Kakashi said adjusting his headband. Suddenly something that smelled like iron struck me nose, I covered my nose with my hands. I remember this smell, it's when I had a bleeding nose once but my nose isn't bleeding, and teh smell wasn't this strong!
"Hm? What is it?" Kakashi asked
"Some...thing... smells...like..." I sniffeled from behind me hand "....blood....it's...hurting me...nose"
"Maybe it's because your nose is really sensitive" Kakashi said tapping my nose with his finger, his finger smells like peaches for some reason.
"Uh, we better find Sakura" I said, Kakashi nodded
"Just lead teh way"
The scent of blood grew stronger the closer we got to the spot where I saw Yura.
"Oh I feel funny" I said sounding almost drunkish
"Funny 'Ha ha' Or funny strange?" Kakashi asked
"A bit O' both me lad"
"What was that?" Kakashi asked raising his eye
"Nothing" I said quickly
"You are so strange" I laughed sheepishly and suddenly something caught my eye.
"ERRCH!" I cried immitating car tires screeching to a halt and like a car, screeched to a halt "Hold up!"
"What?" I jumped down from the tree and landed on my feet, right next to-
" Four headless bodies?" Kakashi said jumping down from teh tree beside me. I edged away from the first body just to trip over another one
"Ewwwwwwwwpppp!!" I squeaked.
"It looks like just recently they were be-headed" Kakashi said holding out his hand to pull me up
"Jee ya think with all this blood?" I said wobbling side to side "Ooh, I feel really funny now, Blood....smell....me...ish...going to..." I staggered a bit and fell into a tree. A veil of hair swooped down from eth branches and burried me, I thrashed around until the hair untangled from my limbs and I feel backwards into the dead carcasses, again.
"Hey are you ok?" Kakashi asked helping me to my feet, I wobbled again on the spot and brushed the dust off my pants
"Yeah, me ok-ish" I said grabbing a tree branch to lift myself into hte tree again. When I got back up, I looked around the trunk
"Eh?!" I said feeling my eye twitch
"What? What is it?" Kakashi asked
"It's a..." I began "It's a gaint hair ball!!" Just as i stated, there was a gaint ball of black hair that just...Floated there!
"Oh is that it? Well that's normal for a cat to have hair balls" Kakashi said. I pointed at the hair ball
"There! Can't you see it?! THERE!! CAN YOU NOT SEE THE GAINT FLOATING OBJECT BEFORE YOU?!?!" I shouted
"Oh there!" Kakashi remarked "I knew that was there already, I thought you were talking about a hair ball from you" I hung my head sighing
"Man, people sure like to make fun of me...."
We stealthly crept through the bushes towards teh gaint hairball, as we got closer I made out the outlines of bodies along teh hair ball. I shuddered and continued to advance, I tripped on something just then and landed face first into a pile of dirt, it.....smells...like...blood.....urg....
"You ok?" Kakashi whispered, I pushed myself onto my hands nad knees and nodded.
"My my, there you are my silver haired human" Yura did an acrobatic spin and landed on a fine line of hair, she'd get a 10 with that kinda flip.
"Where are the villagers you kidnapped!" Kakashi demanded drawing a kunai
"Yeah!" I cried punching my fist into the air "You hair obsessed....er...meanie!"
"Is that the only insult you can come up with?!" Kakashi asked raising his eyebrow
"It's all I could think of at hte moment" I said shrugging
"My, how so" Yura said "You not need to know, for you both shall be dead anyway!"
"Ah crap...." I muttered.
Hair from teh hair ball hung loose like webs and with a wave of Yura's hand, shot striaght towards me
"Watch out!" Kakashi cried scooping me up in his arms and jumping out of the way as the hair landed with a earth shaking crash against teh dirt ground.
"Thanks" I gasped still in Kakashi's arms
"Man you sure are slow for a cat" Kakashi said
"I will have your hair!" Yura laughed and swung the hair towards us again, Kakashi jumped away again and I had another blood scent hit me.
"Damn..." I heard Kakashi mutter clunching his arm, and pulling me into the bushes
"What wrong?" I asked watching Yura swivel around like a survaliance camera. Kakashi took his hand off his arm and slid his fingers into a tear in his sleeve
" Useless sleeve..." Kakashi muttered again and ripped his whole sleeve off revealing a gash in his arm.
"Holy shiat!"
"Don't swear" Kakashi said tearing his sleeve into strips and wrapping them around his wound. I slid my backpack off and rummaged around. Let's see... Ribbon, eraser, pencil, more erasers, a juice box, pencil crayon, a rock? Mr, Warkster, When the hell did I put a granola bar in here?
"Aha!" I said triumphantly pulling out a tube of Polysporn "Here, unwrap your arm"
"Why didn't you use that for your hands earlier?" Kakashi asked
"Opps, I guess I forgot I had it" I said sheepishly as I untied the cloth around Kakashi's arm and applyed the Polysporn "Sorry I didn't find any bandages due to the junk in my backpack
"Thanks" I looked up and smiled
"There, that should do it" I said pulling on the knot of the cloth.
"Peek-a-boo!" a wave of hair smashed into the bushes we were hiding in reducing them to splinters, Yura grinned "I see you" Before I knew it I felt a splitting pain and found a sword sticking out of my shoulder, Acually, it didn't hurt that much. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as I watched blood seep from the base of where the sword struck and aching took over.
"Ouch..." I muttered grabbing the blade and yanking it out, somehow, that didn't hurt as much as I thought either
"Kiako are you ok?!" Kakashi cried. I stared at him bewildered
"Why aren't I dead yet?" I asked myself outloud watching more of my blood pour.
"You'll pay for that Yura!" Kakashi growled glaring daggers at her "Nobody hurts my comrades and gets away with it!" He hurled several kunai's at the hair demon who easily with a swing of her hand, created a barrier of hair
"Missed me! Missed me!" Yura taunted, I stood stunned
"Why aren't I dead yet??" I said again leaning to the side and nearly falling over and shook my head out of hte trance, no time for dilly dally! While avoiding Yura, Kakashi tossed a kunai to me
"Go cut the villagers out!" Kakashi ordered whipping shurikens at Yura. I nodded and ran toward the hairball, I saw a pink head poke out of teh ball and grabbed some hair pulling myself up, almost there.
"Kiako watch out!" I turned around to see Yura charging towards me
"Stop pulling my hair!" she screamed "Your tangling it up!" Hair wrapped around me again and I thrashed around slashing the kunai blindly. The hair held me in place and Yura hung down in front of me, upside down
"As I thought, Half demon, Half power" she smiled.
"Demon?" I asked bewildered "Me? Me ish not demon you demon!" Yura laughed again
"Poor thing, you don't know do you?" she said taking her sword in hand "I slayed hundreds of demons with this sword and it has been infected by their blood, and it has come into contact with your blood therefore transfering demon blood into your system" I blinked, WEIRD!
"Demon? Blood transfer?" Kakashi asked "You lie!" Yura grinned and with a wave of her hand, tangled Kakashi in hair
"Hold still my pretty!" she cooed weaving her fingers through Kakashi's hair. I glared
"You touch him again and I'll-" I warned, Yura smiled and slowly, she licked Kakashi's cheek. I stared wide eyed feeling my eye twitch, I saw Kakashi's eye twitching too.
"AHHRG I KILL!!!" I yelled lurching forward to pop Yura a punch, MY KAKASHI!! Er, heh heh...
"Such a pretty human, such a shame to kill" Yura said flirt-ishy
"KILL KILL KILL!!" I yelled more kicking and having a spaz attack
"Try Blades of blood you moron!" I stopped to look over my shoulder at my backpack
"SH? This is a bad time now! And what the hell are you talking about "Blades of blood"?"
"You pathetic-" SH growled "Don't you watch Inuyasha?! Since your Half demon you should try blades of blood, it could work"
"How do I do blades of blood oh mighty bossy mage?" I growled kicking back adn forth as Yura continued to lick Kakashi.
"Dip your fingers in your blood and swing away to death! Baka..." SH ordered
"Yosh mon Cap-I-tain" I groaned
"How come whenever you need help on something I'm always the one to save you?" SH sighed "Maybe I'm getting too nice"
"Shut up," I muttered "I'm trying ot remember how to deliver agony to all that cross my lovey dovey path"
"WHAT?!?!" SH cried "Are you on drugs?! I knew I should've listened to D3pa1 when she told me that you were having a overdose of Dr. Pepper!"
"STOP AND LET ME SAVE MY KAKASHI!!!" I cried hastily trying to coat my fingers in my blood.
"Fine, Later" she said, apparently she forgot ot turn off the microphone, "Stupid Baka, she can't handle one demon without me having ot save her ass...." I heard Sesshy in the backround
"Well you do know she's an incompetant moron and that she has no brain"
"True, I did knock on her head once and it sounded hollow"
"I heard that!" I yelled, jeez!! HER AND SESSHY ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!!
"Opps, forgot to turn the computer off" SH said and with a beep, she was gone.
"I'll get you for this SH" I growled swiping my hand upwards and punching the air "You'll be my prey if you don't Firaga me first!"
Suddenly crimson blades slashed into the black cords suspending me in the air and sent me sailing to the ground. I covered my face cause knowing me, I'd hit the ground smack dap on my face, again. Just as I had predicted, I landed smack onto my face
"Ouch..." I rubbed my forehead, OK WHERE'D THAT YURA BITCH GO?! I AM SO GOING TO KILL HER!! I turned around to see that Yura had attached Kakashi to the hairball.
"I'll have you later my ninja boo boo!" Yura cooed constantly stroking Kakashi, I felt my eye twitch, must...Kill! Rage...boiling....OVER!! Now to try that bloody blade technique SH/ Kuro lectured me about. Dipping my fingers with blood again I spun around and aimed at yura, hopefully it'll hit her and not Kakashi.
"Blades of Blood!" I cried, miracuasly enough, the blades cut through the air heading towards Yura. I smacked my forehead as most of them missed spining into the night air, some of them though, sliced into the hairball setting Kakashi and some other villagers free. Even more lucky, one blade soared right into Yura's back spraying blood everywhere, Yura screamed and glared daggers at me, funny, I don't like daggers anymore.....
" Why do you keep coming back?!" she demanded, I shrugged which made her look even more furious
"I dunno, I guess it's a habit" I answered then crossed my arms "And what was that about being half powered? Me ish not weakling!" Great, now I'm sounding like a Hypello again....
"Is that so?" Yura said cooly, man talk about mood swings. She took a comb from her hair and swung it, immidiatly the hair ball began to unravel as villagers that were either dead or alive fell out, I think teh ones that fell face first that aren't getting up are the ones dead. The hair seemed to be alive but when i looked closely, I saw there were skulls, But not just 10 skulls or that! There were millions! Maybe even a trillion if such a number existed!! Hey I said that like an adult
"Heads up!" Yura said swinging the skulls at me. The skulls came rushing at me at the speed of Mach 3, I sheilded my head to avoid getting KO'd but somehow, they missed
"Huh?" I looked up to see teh skulls inches away from my face. My eyes widened as I took a few steps away from the skulls as their jaws chomped away at nothing
"What the?" Kakashi asked puzzled. I looked at him and then looked at Yura, she seemed to be in a state of shock, Tink tink thunk thunk.
"Tink tink thunk thunk??" I said immitating the sounds that were ringing in my ears I looked around seeing four figures whacking a skull that was blood red.
"Hit it harder!"
"Ok..."
"Kiba gives us a little help!"
"I AM!"
"Bark bark!"
I did a double take at hte skulls still hanging in mid air and ran towards the four.
When I got closer, I saw two boys, a girl and a dog hitting hte skull with a rock and a kunai. One boy had a fur trimmed hood over his head with red markings on his face and a wild michievious look in his eyes, the other boy had half his face concealed behind a coat with a high color, dark hair and his eyes were hidden by a pair of sunglasses. The girl had a hoody with black hair and soft looking eyes, the dog was black and white with short hairs, kinda cute if you ask me.
"What are you guys doing?" I asked looking back again to see if the skulls had moved, not an inch
"This skull is the problem behind all this!" the boy with the hood said pounding hte skull again with a rock, the dog barked in agreement.
"What do you mean the skull's behind all thi-" Images poured into my head as I saw Kagome stab an arrow into a crimson skull and Yura disappearing into dust. I smacked my head, DUH! I kneeled down and began punching the skull with the bottom of my fist making hollow thumps, man this is one thick skull! Whoever had this skull before must've been more of a moron then me!
"Stop doing that your giving me a HEADACHE!!" Yura screamed diving towards us with her briggad of skulls trailing behind her. I stopped pounding hte skull and watched as Yura advanced, I began to walk towards her then felt a grab on my shoulder
"What are you doing?" the boy with teh sunglasses asked "You intend to get killed?"
"Maybe" I grinned and dropping into a fighting stance "You guys keep hammering away, I'll stall" The boy stared at me and drew out a kunai, also dropping into a fighting stance
"Then I shall stall as well" he said. My eyebrows lifted up in surprise then I grinned again
"Okie doke" I smiled "Just don't get killed"
We both charged forward colliding into the skulls. As punched them out one by one, I could feel their teth nibbling on my clothing
"Blades of Blood!" I spun in a circle adn a cyclone of crimson blades disenigrated some skulls leaving a small clearing. The boy sunglasses stood in the clearing as well, apparently untouched
"Not bad" I whistled
"I'm not done with you yet!" Yura cried stabbing her sword into me again. I grabbed her arm and threw her to the ground
"I KILL YOU FOR DOING THAT TO KAKASHI!" I growled pinning her down and punching her in the jaw. She licked the blood off her mouth and grinned, with perfectly intact teeth I might add
"One day," she said "Your friends will pay for this day"
"Wanna bet?" I said curling my hand into a fist. Yura smirked and grabbing my wrists, threw me into a net of hair, the hair wrapped around my neck and threatened to souffocate me
"I am immortal!"Yura cried triumphantly "I shall bring chaos to this village and then bring chaos to teh world!!"
"Lady, You talk WAY to much!" three kunai swirled in the air dicing the hair. I speed towards the ground and for once, landed on my feet and didn't fall over
"Arigato Kakashi" I said greatful "Blades of blood!" the blades stuck Yura again only making her flinch
"I am immortal remember?!" she cackled
"Ok, that laugh is getting really, annoying" Kakashi muttered
"Ditto..." I muttered back "Can we kill her now?"
"YOU go help Kiba with the skull, I'LL distract Yura" Kakashi ordered
"What?!" I exclaimed "FYI, I have nine lives, you have one! YOU go help them and I'll distract Yura, besides, I'm good at distracting"
"No your not, your only good at GETTING distracted"
"SH!!" I cried "Would you stop randomly appearing!?"
"Fine, be that way" 'Click!' I growled and noted to steal SH's social text book next time I saw her, evil evil studying...
"Ok....That was akward" Kakashi said "Fine, I'll help the others, just don't use up all your nine lives"
"Yosh!" I said saluting. OK, now for some diversion tactics!....What were they again??
""Kiako! Stop dilly dallying and do some distracing!!" Kiba called
"I'm trying!" I shouted back, and then WHAM! an idea for a distraction hit me so hard my brain was confuzzled.
"Why don't you come over here and make me!" I called "Doggy boy person mabobber that doesn't brush his teeth that has bad breath!" Ok, so that insult made no sense, so what?
"What?!" Kiba jumped to his feet "Come over here and say that to my face!"
"Kiba we have no time for this!" The boy with sunglasses said still knocking on the skull
"Shut up Shino" Kiba growled then turned back to me "Come over here and say that to my face!"
"I would but I'm scared I might faint and passout!" I said egging him on
"WHAT?! Why I outta...."
"Ooh this is going to be good" Yura said laying back into hair in the shape of a chair, hey I made a rhyme. For nearly ten minutes, Kiba and I echanged insults like there was no tommarrow.
"Dog breath!"
"Kitty litter!"
"Flea bag!"
"Hair balls for brains!"
"Snot head!"
"What? Why you..." I took a side glance to see if Yurawas still where she was, sure enough, there she was watching us fight.
"Insolent fool that has fleas who is filled with stupidity that has bad breath that has snot for a head that doesn't know what five multiplyed by five is!" Kiba froze and looked like he was on the verge of tears.
"That's not fair.." Kiba sobbed "I try very hard to remember my multiplacation table!"
"Opps sorry, guess I hit a sore spot" I apologized.
"My that was amusing" Yura smirked "Too bad you ust di-" she was cut off and glared at the cluster that surrounded the skull
"Hit harder, hit harder!"
"Hey look a dent" I dashed over to the others and tried to peer over Kakashi's head, damn it why does he have to be so tall! When I got a clear few, the skull had a huge ditch from the others striking it.
"Hurry hurry before hair lady comes!" Kiba said dropping to his knees and pounding hte skull, I kneeled down as well and began scratching it like crazy.
"It-won't-break!" I said frustrated "If only we had dynamite this would be easier..." Hinata held out a note that was smoking
"Will this exsplosive note work?" she asked. I stared at the note for a moment and took it form her
"Yeah, that'll work" I said and slapped the note on
"Everyone get back!" Kakashi ordered
"Fire in teh hole!" I cried as the note caught fire and exploded.
I coughed as the debrise filled the air
"Is it disinagrated yet?" I coughed looking through the smoke. The skull was still laying there with scorch marks and more ditches, but the note didn't penatrait the thick skull, that made me angry.
"Stupid skull!" I exclaimed and kicked it into a tree, when the skull collided with the tree, there was a gaint CRACK as it shattered into ten different peices. I turned to see Yura disappearing into blue dust and blowing away in the wind. Kakashi fell over with aq sigh of relief
"Oh man that was ackward..." he said "I gotta wash my face when I get back home" I fell over beside him
"Well at least she's finally dead" I said and sighed deeply. Kiba, Hinata and Shino sat down as well
"Hey" Kiba said "Did you really mean all those things you said to me?" I quickly shook my head
"Nah! That was part of the distraction!" I said "Hey do you really not remember your multiplacation table?"
"What? NO!" Kiba screamed turning red "Of course I remember!" I laughed
"Yeah, sure you do" I joked.
"Kakashi-sensei! Kiako-kun" Sakura cried running towards us
"Sakura!" I waved, she kneeled down beside me
"Kiako-kun why are you all bloody?!" she exclaimed "That looks so eww! And how the hell are you going to wash it out of your clothes?!" I blinked
"Being bloody isn't that bad" I said scratching my head "Sure it's a bit irritating but still," I rubbed under my nose "I don't really care"
"Eww..." I hear Sakura whisper.
"Where are hte rest of the villagers?" Kakashi asked
"They all ran back to the village when the hairball got cut" she answered, Kakashi nodded
"Good"
"Well" Kiba said scretching "I'm heading home"
"As am I" Shino said, Hinata nodded.
"K'" I said "Laterz" Kakashi stood up brushing him pants off
"Com'on" Kakashi said patting my head "Let's go back to my place" I nodded and stumbled to my feet walking beside him. I felt Kakashi put his arm around me
"You did good today" Kakashi praised, I leaned against him slightly and closed my eyes still walking letting Kakashi guild my direction
"Thanks" I said a smile pulling across my face. I felt Kakashi lean his head against mine
"Ya know what?" Kakashi said
"Hm?"
"I'm kinda glad we met" he said, my eyes popped open
"That's teh first time someone ever said that to me" I said a grin spreading across my face "I'm glad we met too" Kakashi chuckled and ruffled my hair.
Author notes: Hee hee ; Sorry this was such a long chapter, I just kept typing and typing. Gomen-sai! I'm starting to like kakashi more nad more every minute I spend with him, but what about Cid? Will I still be loyal to him?
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"A girl in a bra adn mini skirt?" Hokage asked raising an eyebrow.
"But then that means it's-" I slowly said then turned to face Kakashi and at teh exact same time he faced me
"Yura!" We both ran out of the tower and headed for the training grounds.
"Where would Yura be?" Kakashi said jumping from tree to tree
"Deeper into the forest!" I answered remembering where I saw Yura talking to the skull.
"Are you sure?" he asked
"Yup" I said "Just watch out for floating hair!"
"Floating hair?" Kakashi asked.
"See? Floating hair" I said pointing to a gleam that hung out of nowhere, most likely hair.
"I see what you mean" Kakashi said adjusting his headband. Suddenly something that smelled like iron struck me nose, I covered my nose with my hands. I remember this smell, it's when I had a bleeding nose once but my nose isn't bleeding, and teh smell wasn't this strong!
"Hm? What is it?" Kakashi asked
"Some...thing... smells...like..." I sniffeled from behind me hand "....blood....it's...hurting me...nose"
"Maybe it's because your nose is really sensitive" Kakashi said tapping my nose with his finger, his finger smells like peaches for some reason.
"Uh, we better find Sakura" I said, Kakashi nodded
"Just lead teh way"
The scent of blood grew stronger the closer we got to the spot where I saw Yura.
"Oh I feel funny" I said sounding almost drunkish
"Funny 'Ha ha' Or funny strange?" Kakashi asked
"A bit O' both me lad"
"What was that?" Kakashi asked raising his eye
"Nothing" I said quickly
"You are so strange" I laughed sheepishly and suddenly something caught my eye.
"ERRCH!" I cried immitating car tires screeching to a halt and like a car, screeched to a halt "Hold up!"
"What?" I jumped down from the tree and landed on my feet, right next to-
" Four headless bodies?" Kakashi said jumping down from teh tree beside me. I edged away from the first body just to trip over another one
"Ewwwwwwwwpppp!!" I squeaked.
"It looks like just recently they were be-headed" Kakashi said holding out his hand to pull me up
"Jee ya think with all this blood?" I said wobbling side to side "Ooh, I feel really funny now, Blood....smell....me...ish...going to..." I staggered a bit and fell into a tree. A veil of hair swooped down from eth branches and burried me, I thrashed around until the hair untangled from my limbs and I feel backwards into the dead carcasses, again.
"Hey are you ok?" Kakashi asked helping me to my feet, I wobbled again on the spot and brushed the dust off my pants
"Yeah, me ok-ish" I said grabbing a tree branch to lift myself into hte tree again. When I got back up, I looked around the trunk
"Eh?!" I said feeling my eye twitch
"What? What is it?" Kakashi asked
"It's a..." I began "It's a gaint hair ball!!" Just as i stated, there was a gaint ball of black hair that just...Floated there!
"Oh is that it? Well that's normal for a cat to have hair balls" Kakashi said. I pointed at the hair ball
"There! Can't you see it?! THERE!! CAN YOU NOT SEE THE GAINT FLOATING OBJECT BEFORE YOU?!?!" I shouted
"Oh there!" Kakashi remarked "I knew that was there already, I thought you were talking about a hair ball from you" I hung my head sighing
"Man, people sure like to make fun of me...."
We stealthly crept through the bushes towards teh gaint hairball, as we got closer I made out the outlines of bodies along teh hair ball. I shuddered and continued to advance, I tripped on something just then and landed face first into a pile of dirt, it.....smells...like...blood.....urg....
"You ok?" Kakashi whispered, I pushed myself onto my hands nad knees and nodded.
"My my, there you are my silver haired human" Yura did an acrobatic spin and landed on a fine line of hair, she'd get a 10 with that kinda flip.
"Where are the villagers you kidnapped!" Kakashi demanded drawing a kunai
"Yeah!" I cried punching my fist into the air "You hair obsessed....er...meanie!"
"Is that the only insult you can come up with?!" Kakashi asked raising his eyebrow
"It's all I could think of at hte moment" I said shrugging
"My, how so" Yura said "You not need to know, for you both shall be dead anyway!"
"Ah crap...." I muttered.
Hair from teh hair ball hung loose like webs and with a wave of Yura's hand, shot striaght towards me
"Watch out!" Kakashi cried scooping me up in his arms and jumping out of the way as the hair landed with a earth shaking crash against teh dirt ground.
"Thanks" I gasped still in Kakashi's arms
"Man you sure are slow for a cat" Kakashi said
"I will have your hair!" Yura laughed and swung the hair towards us again, Kakashi jumped away again and I had another blood scent hit me.
"Damn..." I heard Kakashi mutter clunching his arm, and pulling me into the bushes
"What wrong?" I asked watching Yura swivel around like a survaliance camera. Kakashi took his hand off his arm and slid his fingers into a tear in his sleeve
" Useless sleeve..." Kakashi muttered again and ripped his whole sleeve off revealing a gash in his arm.
"Holy shiat!"
"Don't swear" Kakashi said tearing his sleeve into strips and wrapping them around his wound. I slid my backpack off and rummaged around. Let's see... Ribbon, eraser, pencil, more erasers, a juice box, pencil crayon, a rock? Mr, Warkster, When the hell did I put a granola bar in here?
"Aha!" I said triumphantly pulling out a tube of Polysporn "Here, unwrap your arm"
"Why didn't you use that for your hands earlier?" Kakashi asked
"Opps, I guess I forgot I had it" I said sheepishly as I untied the cloth around Kakashi's arm and applyed the Polysporn "Sorry I didn't find any bandages due to the junk in my backpack
"Thanks" I looked up and smiled
"There, that should do it" I said pulling on the knot of the cloth.
"Peek-a-boo!" a wave of hair smashed into the bushes we were hiding in reducing them to splinters, Yura grinned "I see you" Before I knew it I felt a splitting pain and found a sword sticking out of my shoulder, Acually, it didn't hurt that much. Everything seemed to be in slow motion as I watched blood seep from the base of where the sword struck and aching took over.
"Ouch..." I muttered grabbing the blade and yanking it out, somehow, that didn't hurt as much as I thought either
"Kiako are you ok?!" Kakashi cried. I stared at him bewildered
"Why aren't I dead yet?" I asked myself outloud watching more of my blood pour.
"You'll pay for that Yura!" Kakashi growled glaring daggers at her "Nobody hurts my comrades and gets away with it!" He hurled several kunai's at the hair demon who easily with a swing of her hand, created a barrier of hair
"Missed me! Missed me!" Yura taunted, I stood stunned
"Why aren't I dead yet??" I said again leaning to the side and nearly falling over and shook my head out of hte trance, no time for dilly dally! While avoiding Yura, Kakashi tossed a kunai to me
"Go cut the villagers out!" Kakashi ordered whipping shurikens at Yura. I nodded and ran toward the hairball, I saw a pink head poke out of teh ball and grabbed some hair pulling myself up, almost there.
"Kiako watch out!" I turned around to see Yura charging towards me
"Stop pulling my hair!" she screamed "Your tangling it up!" Hair wrapped around me again and I thrashed around slashing the kunai blindly. The hair held me in place and Yura hung down in front of me, upside down
"As I thought, Half demon, Half power" she smiled.
"Demon?" I asked bewildered "Me? Me ish not demon you demon!" Yura laughed again
"Poor thing, you don't know do you?" she said taking her sword in hand "I slayed hundreds of demons with this sword and it has been infected by their blood, and it has come into contact with your blood therefore transfering demon blood into your system" I blinked, WEIRD!
"Demon? Blood transfer?" Kakashi asked "You lie!" Yura grinned and with a wave of her hand, tangled Kakashi in hair
"Hold still my pretty!" she cooed weaving her fingers through Kakashi's hair. I glared
"You touch him again and I'll-" I warned, Yura smiled and slowly, she licked Kakashi's cheek. I stared wide eyed feeling my eye twitch, I saw Kakashi's eye twitching too.
"AHHRG I KILL!!!" I yelled lurching forward to pop Yura a punch, MY KAKASHI!! Er, heh heh...
"Such a pretty human, such a shame to kill" Yura said flirt-ishy
"KILL KILL KILL!!" I yelled more kicking and having a spaz attack
"Try Blades of blood you moron!" I stopped to look over my shoulder at my backpack
"SH? This is a bad time now! And what the hell are you talking about "Blades of blood"?"
"You pathetic-" SH growled "Don't you watch Inuyasha?! Since your Half demon you should try blades of blood, it could work"
"How do I do blades of blood oh mighty bossy mage?" I growled kicking back adn forth as Yura continued to lick Kakashi.
"Dip your fingers in your blood and swing away to death! Baka..." SH ordered
"Yosh mon Cap-I-tain" I groaned
"How come whenever you need help on something I'm always the one to save you?" SH sighed "Maybe I'm getting too nice"
"Shut up," I muttered "I'm trying ot remember how to deliver agony to all that cross my lovey dovey path"
"WHAT?!?!" SH cried "Are you on drugs?! I knew I should've listened to D3pa1 when she told me that you were having a overdose of Dr. Pepper!"
"STOP AND LET ME SAVE MY KAKASHI!!!" I cried hastily trying to coat my fingers in my blood.
"Fine, Later" she said, apparently she forgot ot turn off the microphone, "Stupid Baka, she can't handle one demon without me having ot save her ass...." I heard Sesshy in the backround
"Well you do know she's an incompetant moron and that she has no brain"
"True, I did knock on her head once and it sounded hollow"
"I heard that!" I yelled, jeez!! HER AND SESSHY ARE GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!!
"Opps, forgot to turn the computer off" SH said and with a beep, she was gone.
"I'll get you for this SH" I growled swiping my hand upwards and punching the air "You'll be my prey if you don't Firaga me first!"
Suddenly crimson blades slashed into the black cords suspending me in the air and sent me sailing to the ground. I covered my face cause knowing me, I'd hit the ground smack dap on my face, again. Just as I had predicted, I landed smack onto my face
"Ouch..." I rubbed my forehead, OK WHERE'D THAT YURA BITCH GO?! I AM SO GOING TO KILL HER!! I turned around to see that Yura had attached Kakashi to the hairball.
"I'll have you later my ninja boo boo!" Yura cooed constantly stroking Kakashi, I felt my eye twitch, must...Kill! Rage...boiling....OVER!! Now to try that bloody blade technique SH/ Kuro lectured me about. Dipping my fingers with blood again I spun around and aimed at yura, hopefully it'll hit her and not Kakashi.
"Blades of Blood!" I cried, miracuasly enough, the blades cut through the air heading towards Yura. I smacked my forehead as most of them missed spining into the night air, some of them though, sliced into the hairball setting Kakashi and some other villagers free. Even more lucky, one blade soared right into Yura's back spraying blood everywhere, Yura screamed and glared daggers at me, funny, I don't like daggers anymore.....
" Why do you keep coming back?!" she demanded, I shrugged which made her look even more furious
"I dunno, I guess it's a habit" I answered then crossed my arms "And what was that about being half powered? Me ish not weakling!" Great, now I'm sounding like a Hypello again....
"Is that so?" Yura said cooly, man talk about mood swings. She took a comb from her hair and swung it, immidiatly the hair ball began to unravel as villagers that were either dead or alive fell out, I think teh ones that fell face first that aren't getting up are the ones dead. The hair seemed to be alive but when i looked closely, I saw there were skulls, But not just 10 skulls or that! There were millions! Maybe even a trillion if such a number existed!! Hey I said that like an adult
"Heads up!" Yura said swinging the skulls at me. The skulls came rushing at me at the speed of Mach 3, I sheilded my head to avoid getting KO'd but somehow, they missed
"Huh?" I looked up to see teh skulls inches away from my face. My eyes widened as I took a few steps away from the skulls as their jaws chomped away at nothing
"What the?" Kakashi asked puzzled. I looked at him and then looked at Yura, she seemed to be in a state of shock, Tink tink thunk thunk.
"Tink tink thunk thunk??" I said immitating the sounds that were ringing in my ears I looked around seeing four figures whacking a skull that was blood red.
"Hit it harder!"
"Ok..."
"Kiba gives us a little help!"
"I AM!"
"Bark bark!"
I did a double take at hte skulls still hanging in mid air and ran towards the four.
When I got closer, I saw two boys, a girl and a dog hitting hte skull with a rock and a kunai. One boy had a fur trimmed hood over his head with red markings on his face and a wild michievious look in his eyes, the other boy had half his face concealed behind a coat with a high color, dark hair and his eyes were hidden by a pair of sunglasses. The girl had a hoody with black hair and soft looking eyes, the dog was black and white with short hairs, kinda cute if you ask me.
"What are you guys doing?" I asked looking back again to see if the skulls had moved, not an inch
"This skull is the problem behind all this!" the boy with the hood said pounding hte skull again with a rock, the dog barked in agreement.
"What do you mean the skull's behind all thi-" Images poured into my head as I saw Kagome stab an arrow into a crimson skull and Yura disappearing into dust. I smacked my head, DUH! I kneeled down and began punching the skull with the bottom of my fist making hollow thumps, man this is one thick skull! Whoever had this skull before must've been more of a moron then me!
"Stop doing that your giving me a HEADACHE!!" Yura screamed diving towards us with her briggad of skulls trailing behind her. I stopped pounding hte skull and watched as Yura advanced, I began to walk towards her then felt a grab on my shoulder
"What are you doing?" the boy with teh sunglasses asked "You intend to get killed?"
"Maybe" I grinned and dropping into a fighting stance "You guys keep hammering away, I'll stall" The boy stared at me and drew out a kunai, also dropping into a fighting stance
"Then I shall stall as well" he said. My eyebrows lifted up in surprise then I grinned again
"Okie doke" I smiled "Just don't get killed"
We both charged forward colliding into the skulls. As punched them out one by one, I could feel their teth nibbling on my clothing
"Blades of Blood!" I spun in a circle adn a cyclone of crimson blades disenigrated some skulls leaving a small clearing. The boy sunglasses stood in the clearing as well, apparently untouched
"Not bad" I whistled
"I'm not done with you yet!" Yura cried stabbing her sword into me again. I grabbed her arm and threw her to the ground
"I KILL YOU FOR DOING THAT TO KAKASHI!" I growled pinning her down and punching her in the jaw. She licked the blood off her mouth and grinned, with perfectly intact teeth I might add
"One day," she said "Your friends will pay for this day"
"Wanna bet?" I said curling my hand into a fist. Yura smirked and grabbing my wrists, threw me into a net of hair, the hair wrapped around my neck and threatened to souffocate me
"I am immortal!"Yura cried triumphantly "I shall bring chaos to this village and then bring chaos to teh world!!"
"Lady, You talk WAY to much!" three kunai swirled in the air dicing the hair. I speed towards the ground and for once, landed on my feet and didn't fall over
"Arigato Kakashi" I said greatful "Blades of blood!" the blades stuck Yura again only making her flinch
"I am immortal remember?!" she cackled
"Ok, that laugh is getting really, annoying" Kakashi muttered
"Ditto..." I muttered back "Can we kill her now?"
"YOU go help Kiba with the skull, I'LL distract Yura" Kakashi ordered
"What?!" I exclaimed "FYI, I have nine lives, you have one! YOU go help them and I'll distract Yura, besides, I'm good at distracting"
"No your not, your only good at GETTING distracted"
"SH!!" I cried "Would you stop randomly appearing!?"
"Fine, be that way" 'Click!' I growled and noted to steal SH's social text book next time I saw her, evil evil studying...
"Ok....That was akward" Kakashi said "Fine, I'll help the others, just don't use up all your nine lives"
"Yosh!" I said saluting. OK, now for some diversion tactics!....What were they again??
""Kiako! Stop dilly dallying and do some distracing!!" Kiba called
"I'm trying!" I shouted back, and then WHAM! an idea for a distraction hit me so hard my brain was confuzzled.
"Why don't you come over here and make me!" I called "Doggy boy person mabobber that doesn't brush his teeth that has bad breath!" Ok, so that insult made no sense, so what?
"What?!" Kiba jumped to his feet "Come over here and say that to my face!"
"Kiba we have no time for this!" The boy with sunglasses said still knocking on the skull
"Shut up Shino" Kiba growled then turned back to me "Come over here and say that to my face!"
"I would but I'm scared I might faint and passout!" I said egging him on
"WHAT?! Why I outta...."
"Ooh this is going to be good" Yura said laying back into hair in the shape of a chair, hey I made a rhyme. For nearly ten minutes, Kiba and I echanged insults like there was no tommarrow.
"Dog breath!"
"Kitty litter!"
"Flea bag!"
"Hair balls for brains!"
"Snot head!"
"What? Why you..." I took a side glance to see if Yurawas still where she was, sure enough, there she was watching us fight.
"Insolent fool that has fleas who is filled with stupidity that has bad breath that has snot for a head that doesn't know what five multiplyed by five is!" Kiba froze and looked like he was on the verge of tears.
"That's not fair.." Kiba sobbed "I try very hard to remember my multiplacation table!"
"Opps sorry, guess I hit a sore spot" I apologized.
"My that was amusing" Yura smirked "Too bad you ust di-" she was cut off and glared at the cluster that surrounded the skull
"Hit harder, hit harder!"
"Hey look a dent" I dashed over to the others and tried to peer over Kakashi's head, damn it why does he have to be so tall! When I got a clear few, the skull had a huge ditch from the others striking it.
"Hurry hurry before hair lady comes!" Kiba said dropping to his knees and pounding hte skull, I kneeled down as well and began scratching it like crazy.
"It-won't-break!" I said frustrated "If only we had dynamite this would be easier..." Hinata held out a note that was smoking
"Will this exsplosive note work?" she asked. I stared at the note for a moment and took it form her
"Yeah, that'll work" I said and slapped the note on
"Everyone get back!" Kakashi ordered
"Fire in teh hole!" I cried as the note caught fire and exploded.
I coughed as the debrise filled the air
"Is it disinagrated yet?" I coughed looking through the smoke. The skull was still laying there with scorch marks and more ditches, but the note didn't penatrait the thick skull, that made me angry.
"Stupid skull!" I exclaimed and kicked it into a tree, when the skull collided with the tree, there was a gaint CRACK as it shattered into ten different peices. I turned to see Yura disappearing into blue dust and blowing away in the wind. Kakashi fell over with aq sigh of relief
"Oh man that was ackward..." he said "I gotta wash my face when I get back home" I fell over beside him
"Well at least she's finally dead" I said and sighed deeply. Kiba, Hinata and Shino sat down as well
"Hey" Kiba said "Did you really mean all those things you said to me?" I quickly shook my head
"Nah! That was part of the distraction!" I said "Hey do you really not remember your multiplacation table?"
"What? NO!" Kiba screamed turning red "Of course I remember!" I laughed
"Yeah, sure you do" I joked.
"Kakashi-sensei! Kiako-kun" Sakura cried running towards us
"Sakura!" I waved, she kneeled down beside me
"Kiako-kun why are you all bloody?!" she exclaimed "That looks so eww! And how the hell are you going to wash it out of your clothes?!" I blinked
"Being bloody isn't that bad" I said scratching my head "Sure it's a bit irritating but still," I rubbed under my nose "I don't really care"
"Eww..." I hear Sakura whisper.
"Where are hte rest of the villagers?" Kakashi asked
"They all ran back to the village when the hairball got cut" she answered, Kakashi nodded
"Good"
"Well" Kiba said scretching "I'm heading home"
"As am I" Shino said, Hinata nodded.
"K'" I said "Laterz" Kakashi stood up brushing him pants off
"Com'on" Kakashi said patting my head "Let's go back to my place" I nodded and stumbled to my feet walking beside him. I felt Kakashi put his arm around me
"You did good today" Kakashi praised, I leaned against him slightly and closed my eyes still walking letting Kakashi guild my direction
"Thanks" I said a smile pulling across my face. I felt Kakashi lean his head against mine
"Ya know what?" Kakashi said
"Hm?"
"I'm kinda glad we met" he said, my eyes popped open
"That's teh first time someone ever said that to me" I said a grin spreading across my face "I'm glad we met too" Kakashi chuckled and ruffled my hair.
Author notes: Hee hee ; Sorry this was such a long chapter, I just kept typing and typing. Gomen-sai! I'm starting to like kakashi more nad more every minute I spend with him, but what about Cid? Will I still be loyal to him?