I do not own Final Fantasy, Inuyasha, Naruto, Kuro A.K.A Shadowheartless (Owned by Shadowheartless) and D3pa1, (Owned by D3pa1) I own myself nad Ukeo. This is a FF/ Inuyahsa/ Naurto/ Shaman king crossover. Remember, DON'T DO DRUGS!! Oh, and The indents might not show up. It's probably either my computer, or ok? -P.O.V change-
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I woke up and stared sleepily around Kakashi's house. The doggies had all left and slept in different places in the room, I moaned and covered my head with a pillow. I felt something on my head move
"Hey, hold still" I opened one eye and saw a paw dangle in my face
"Off my head" I muttered, the pug jumped off my head only to land into my stomache making me winded
"No, You get up" he said pushing my face with his paw and pulling up my eyelids.
"Nope nope!" I said with my eyes still closed as I curled into a ball "Need more sleep"
"But you've already had the aquired hours of sleep for humans so get up"
"Well I ain't human so I need more sleep" I said covering my head.
"So you won't wake up?"
"No." Then I smelled something nice, like chocolate chip cookies or blueberries, Mmmm, a muffin would be nice right now
"Not even for this?" I opened my eyes to see Kakashi holding a muffin in front of my face with the pug on his head, it was like a dream come true. I bolted up and almosted drooled at the sight of the muffin.
Almost.
"Morning sleepy head" Kakashi said handing me hte muffin as I nibbled on the edge, I knew it! Blueberry and Chocolate chip! ALL IN ONE!!! I grinned and gave him a hug before returning to eat my muffin,
"Heh heh, I knew you'd like that for breakfast" Kakashi laughed
"MY PRAYS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!" I said with the muffin edge in my mouth "THANK YOU KAKASHI!!,
"Your welcome" Kakashi said grinning. BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!!
"Hello? KIAKO GET YOUR SORRY MORONIC BUTT OVER HERE!" Kuro cried
"Shut up and LET ME ENJOY MY MUFFIN!!" I shreiked into the microphone
"AHH!! STOP YELLING!" Kuro cried.
After I finished my oh so delightfully delicious muffin that was fluffy and sweet and enjoyed a cup of milk, Kuro and I had a conversation while Kakashi and I went to the training grounds.
"So had fun training?" Kuro asked
"Yeah! I KNOW HOW OT MAKE MYSELF INTO A MOOGLE!" I cried triumphantly
"You mean by using the Mascot dressphere?"
"Huh?" I asked bewildered
"Oh, sorry, FF X-2 stuff, You don't know"
"Tell me! what is it?!"
"Too bad, buy the game...Well I got Shaman training from Hao-sama so I am officially a Shaman" Kuro said with a triumph that matched mine.
"Oh yeah?" I challanged "What can you do?"
"Well, I for one can Oversoul, Do Hyoui Gattai and alot of otehr stuff that Hao-sama trained me to do" she said. I felt my eyes widen as she listed crap loads of things about Shamans, adn Hao-sama this, Hao-sama that, yup....
"Kiako you might wanna watch where you're going..." Kakashi warned me just as I crashed into a flag pole.
"Ouch...." I groaned as I slid down the pole and Kakashi grabbing the nap of my neck
"Hey are you ok? Are you alive? Hello?" Kakashi asked throwing random questions "Damn I don't have a muffin to wake her up...."
"Just smack her or something" Kuro said
"What? No! Muffins work best! More safe!"
"WHO CARES! Just smack her!"
"I can hear you Kuro" I groaned again pulling myself up to the building ledge and rubbing the poles indent that was in my face.
"You ok?" she asked
"Mm hm..." I muttered "How can anything get worse?"
I just had to ask...
"GOOD MORNING KAKASHI!" Ukeo sang dashing up to us, and landing right on top of my head, ooh....Need... Tylenol....
"Holy crap!" Kakashi cried backing away from Ukeo
"Ooh Kakashi! Take me away on your white stead!" she cried locking her arms around Kakashi's neck, with me still as her stool....
"GET-!" I shouted at the top of my lungs "OFF! MY HEAAAAD!!!!!!!!" Ukeo jumped and landed on my head again, Pain killers....NEED....PAINKILLERS!!!
"Oh it's you..." she said narrowing her eyes at me as soon as I got ot my feet
"Well hello to you too" I greeted sarcasticly "I have a name you know"
"I'm just gonna log off...." Kuro said
"Ukeo, we're kinda in a hurry now" Kakashi said "My students are waiting"
"Oh this won't take long!" she said gleefully. I let an exsapperated sigh escape, this girl is getting ANNOYING!!!
"Are you coughing out a hairball?" Ukeo asked me with a hint of sarcasim
"No..." I answered cooly "Just that your body oder is making my nose feel confuzzled and-" I pretended to start coughing "Choking-!" I paused to cough some more "Me! Feeling faint..." I put my hand to my head and plunged off the edge of the roof.
Third person P.O.V:
"HOLY CRAP!" Ukeo screamed and peered over the edge seeing that the cat girl had fallen over the ledge "I think she fell into the dumpster!" A satasfied smirk crossed her face "Right where she belongs"
"You shouldn't underestimate her Ukeo-kun" Kakashi said peering over the edge as well
"Well now it's just you and me together forever!" Ukeo said happily grabbing Kakashi's arm and beginning to drag him away
"Wait for it" Kakashi said still rooted to the spot. Ukeo appeared confused
"Wait for what?" she asked just as there was a flash of orange that landed between herself and Kakashi.
My P.O.V.:
I slapped Ukeo's arm aside as I landed between her and Kakashi
"Damn man!" I cried looking at hte bottom of my shoe "Someone stuck a huge ass wad of gum under that stupid ledge and now it's stuck on my stupid shoe!" I scrapped my shoe sole on the roof as the wad of gum easily peeled off.
"W-What the?!" Ukeo stuttered "I thought you fell!"
"I told you not to underestimate her Ukeo" Kakashi said
"But the ledge! I watched you fall!" she cried all bulgy eyed at me. I grinned and wiped under my nose with my thumb just like cool boys from anime shows
"It's all good!" I said grinning wider,
See, while Kakashi and I were training, he taught me how to focus my chakra to my feet and my feet will stick to a surface, well that's what I did. I stuck my feet underneath the ledge, the ledge was big enough to hide me from Ukeo's eyes and allowed my feet to have more ground to stick. Kakashi told me that even Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura haven't even learned this trick yet!
"Hmpf!" Ukeo huffed "I can do that in my sleep! Along with other jutsus!"
"Ukeo..." Kakashi began "Ukeo, you've trained here all your life, Although it's true that you are a chuunin, she has learned the basic jutsu's in less then a day" Ukeo 'Hmpf'ed again
"Why are you teaching this, this outsider jutsu's?" she asked shooting a glare at me. Wait, correction, shooting a deadly laser glare that could melt through my and whoever's behind me's innards! There, that sounds right now! Hold on, that didn't make sense either...
"Is it wrong to teach a hanyou?" Kakashi said cooly, Ukeo seemed taken by surprise
"Hanyou? She's a demon?" she said
"Half demon" I corrected
"She has the spirit," Kakashi said "She may even surpass you"
"That's what she'd wish" Ukeo sneered dashing away
"We better get goin'!" I cried jumping to the next roof "Race ya!"
"Hey you had a head start!"
"SENSEI!!!" Sakura and Naruto cried in unison
"Sorry! I got lost" Kakashi said rubbing behind his head
"Liar!"
"Ok, anywho..." Kakashi said clearing his throat "Today, we're going to..."
" Go on a mission!?" Sakura and Naruto cried again in unision
"Just do senseless training?" Sasuke muttered under his breath.
"That's exactly what we're doing Sasuke" Kakashi said cheerfully as the three students groaned
"Why can't we go on a mission!!" Naruto complained "I need some action!" he punched the air several times, kinda reminds me of Yuffie.
"First, let's see if you can..." Kakashi started "Climb a tree first!!"
"What?!" Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto exclaimed together
"Eh?" was my only reply
"Sounds easy doesn't it?" Kakashi said "Well you have ot climb the tree using your feet! You must still be standing verticly while climbing hte tree!"
"That's nearly impossible though!" Naruto exclaimed
"No it isn't," Kakashi said then turned to me "Show Naruto it's possible"
"Okie!" I said saluting and ran ot the base of a tree. I looked up at the branches before closing my eyes and focusing my chakra, I heard a swirling sound and took a step on the tree trunk.
"She's not going to make it..." Naruto said then gave a shout of surprise, I took one step at a time and sat on a branch nearly thirty feet off the ground.
"Done!" I announced happily swinging my feet back and forth
"Nice job Kiako" Kakashi said "Care to leave the birds and rejoin us?" I nodded and slid down the trunk.
"Now you guys try!" I said senselessly clapping
"Since you guys are all new ot this, take a running start up to tree first and mark where you step just before you fall back with a kunai, unless you make it all the way" Kakashi said as he's pupils nodded and began to "attempt" the climb,
"This is going to be a peice of cake!" Naruto cried.
Naruto was kinda having bad luck, he took two steps up the trunk and ended up bashing his head on the ground, Sasuke probably applied too much chakra to his feet, making hte trunk cave in slightly, Sakura on the other hand, made it all the way to the top no problem!
"Hey this is pretty easy!" Sakura called from the same branch I was on before
"Oh right!" Naruto cheered "That's what I expected from a girl I had high hopes for!"
"Oh!" Kakashi said clapping "Looks like Sakura's the one who's doing well! The girl" he stressed the word girl, making both Naruto and Sasuke scowl.
"Kuso..." Sasuke muttered
Maybe it's Sakura who's going ot become Hokage" Kakashi said getting a glare from Naruto "And maybe the Uchiha clan isn't returning anytime soon" Sasuke glared at him for that one
"Shut up sensei!" Sakura cried then sighed.
After watching Naruto fall over countless times, my backback began to beep and swear
"Stupid god damn #$# slow computer!"
"Kinnichiwa Cid" I greeted happily
"Oh, G'afternoon" Cid greeted, then there was a loud SNAP
"Damn it Miroku, stop trying to hit on Tifa already!" Kagome cried from the backround "Or you won't live long enough ot try again!"
"I apologize for my actions"
"It's nice that your saying sorry and all," Tifa said just as I heard another snap "But do you have to stroke my legs as you do so?!" another snap.
"Tifa I don't think his leg's suppose to bend that way..." Aeris said, then she screamed and I heard the ringing of a pole just being hit "Nevermind! KILL HIM!!" I heard a few bangs and explosions along with a Snap, Crackle and Pop, hey aren't those cartoon characters for cereal? Cid let out a sigh
"So what've you been up to lately?" Cid asked me as if he didn't notice the screams of pain and anger
"Nothing much" I said, then re-thought my answer "Actually, I've having weird dreams lately"
"Like?"
"Like people I just met here in this world dying" I answered for some reason casually, I heard him chuckle
"You make it sound like it's normal" he said "Ya feelin' ok?"
"Peachy, except the fact that I found out that I'm a hanyou and like catnip" I replied, if i was able ot see Cid, my guess is that he fell off the office chair...
"Ok....Well," Cid said "Ya learn anything new?"
"Yesh!" I said "Me sa learned how to transform, stick to the ceiling, and make clones of myself! I also learned how to annoy people"
"....Huh?"
"Nevermind..." I muttered.
"AHHH!!" Naruto screamed as he fell again, I bet he's gonna start complaining again.... Naruto got to his feet and did exactly that.
"So, anything new on your side?" I asked Cid trying ot ignore Naruto's whinning
"Well there's this guy that SH dumped here, said his name was Boroboro" Cid said "He just won't stop bouncing around!"
"It's Horohoro! Get it right already!!" a voice called "And for the bouncing part I just drank too much coffee! That's all!"
"Heh heh," I chuckled "So he likes coffee too I see"
"Yeah, he likes it ALOT" Cid said "Hey get off my shoulder blue head!"
"Stop making fun of my hair color!! Hey who ya talking to?"
"Nobody so go away!"
"I wanna see!" I said grinning. A window popped up and showed Cid with a blue haired boy leaning over his shoulder, I smiled and waved "Hi guys!""Hiya! I'm Horohoro!" Horohoro said cheerfully "Not Boroboro!" he glared at Cid
"Hi, I'm Kiako" I said smiling "How ya doin'?"
"Ok I guess, everyone keeps making fun of my name and hair color" he sighed "And the guy with orange hair keeps trying ot make me eat something that is suppostly a sandwhich"
"There's Wakka for ya" I said as I heard a growl and say Miroku fly through the office wall leaving a big hole where the snow blew in
"COLD!!!" everyone screamed, except Horohoro
"Alright snow!" he cried and jumped outside "Hey look! I'm making shaman angels!" I had to laugh. After Cid, Horohoro and I talked for a while, Kakashi called me
"I gotta go guys" I said "Bye bye!"
"See ya"
"Laters!" With that I logged off and joined the others
"You three did well today in training," Kakashi said "You are all dismissed"
"YA!!" Naruto and Sakura cheered in unision and dashed off to wherever they were going. Sasuke just grumbled and walked off, Kakashi turned to me
"Your dismissed too Kiako-chan" he said
"I know but I'm just gonna practice Bunshin no jutsu for a bit" I said, Kakashi nodded and disappeared with a puff of smoke.
"Ok..." I muttered to myself "If I can climb a tree, I can make clones" I sighed and concentrated my chakra
"Bunshin no jutsu!" I said as one and..... a half clones appeared?? I screamed as both my other clone and I jumped away from the half clone
"What?" the half said frowning "It's your fault that I have no legs....Loser..."
"Watch who your calling loser you loser!" I yelled back "I can make you disappear if I want to!" I looked to my right and saw my other clone copying my movments. I raised my eyebrow
"Stop copying me" We both said then cried in surprise "Jynx!" The clone pulled her eyelid down again and stuck out her tonge. I shook my fist at her
"Why I outta-"
"You shouldn't yell at your clones you know" I turned around to see Shino
"I try not to," I said "But they refuses to copperate!" I pointed at my clone, er, clone and a half... Shino's eyebrows seemed to arch in amusment
"Half a clone? Never seen that before" he said as my clones disappeared with a puff of smoke
"I'm kinda new at this stuff, so..." I said rubbing behind my head "I'm working on it" Shino nodded
"I'll leave you to your training then" he said and walked away.
I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly
"Bunshin no justsu!!" I cried and with a puff of smoke, ended up with two halfs of a clone, a pair of legs and a screaming upper half
"ARRRRGGG!!!" I screamed "Pull you two halfs together!! DAMN IT WHY CAN'T I GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!?!?!?!?" I felt something on my shoulder and turned to see Shino again.
"Are...You in need of medical attention?" Shino asked me
"Huh? I don't think so" I said tapping my chin "Why?"
"You seem to be suffering from mental disabilities" Shino said "You have too much on your mind, focus on making whole clones" he gestured to my half clone "Not halves" I grinned sheepishly
"Ok, Thanks for the tip" I said and tried to make clones again.
Tried.
I felt my eye twitch uncontrollably as I ended up with another clone and a me over..." I fumed as my eye twitched violently.
"Why would you want that?" Shino asked "I think I know why you can't do Bunshin no jutsu" he put his hand into a seal "Bunshin no jutsu" POOF! Four Shino clones popped up side by side, all with those trademark shades and hands in big pockets.
"Huh? W-Wha... Nani??" I gaped, the clones disappeared
"You've been using the wrong hand seal" Shino said simply. I smacked my forehead
"Oh man, this is like the time I spent three weeks trying to find Aeris's house in Final Fantasy VII and then my friend SH found it in a matter of seconds..." I groaned
"It's KURO DAMN IT!!"
"Shut up and let my sulk over my stupidity!"
"Well you are stupid so there! Oh and I heard the Mental disorder thing, good choice of words whoever you are""My name is Shino" he said plainly "And I thought she had mental disorder before I found out she was using the wrong hand seal"
"Um, Ok, well, she already has mental disorders" Kuro said, with me growling "See ya, gotta try to convince Hao-sama to fry Wakka now"
"Laters then"
"Bye" There was a small DING as she logged off.
"Well." I started "At least she's doing well, I suppose,"
"Hm" Shino murmered giving a single nod "Well, I will see you soon then Kiako-chan"
"Okie, later then" I said and with that, Shino walked off. I sighed and began to walk back to the ramen house to see if Naruto or Sakura or Iruka-sempai was there.
"Oi" I said raising my arm up in greeting
"Kinnichiwa Kiako-chan" Iruka said
"So what'd you do all day after training?" Sakura asked "I didn't even see you leave the training grounds"
"I stayed behind to train a bit more" I replied rubbing behind my head "And I got a few pointers from a friend" I grinned by reflex.
"Hi Kiako!" I turned around to see Ino and the tall and chubby guy
"Hi Ino" I said smiling
"How troublesome..." The tall guy said lazily "Why'd we come here again?"
"Hey at least there's food" the chubby guy said happily"Oh I forgot!" Ino said "This is Shikamaru and Choji, Shikamaru's the lazy one and-"
"Choji is the hungry one!" I snickered "Well, I'm gonna get going now"
"So soon?" Iruka asked, I nodded
"I'm kinda tired from training, my arms feel like they wanna fall off" I said smiling "I'll see you guys tomarrow"
"Ok!" Sakura said smiling "See you tomarrow Kiako-chan"
"Hai Sakura-san!" I said waving and stepped out of the ramen booth.
While walking back to Kakashi's house, I heard rumbling and looked up only to have something pelt me in the eye
"AHHH!! MY EYE! MY EYE!!" I cried waving my arms around like an idiot and rubbing my eye, fortunatly nobody was there to see me. I stopped rubbing my eye and due to my stupidity, looked up again. Only to have another something pelt my other eye
"AGHH!! MY EYEBALL!!" I cried repeating everything I did only seconds ago.
"I gotta stop doing that..." I muttered to myself and looked up again
"You shouldn't look up a third time otherwise you'll just do that all over again" I looked around and saw Shino walk out of the shadows with an umbrella. This time I realized it was raining, silly me...
"Heh heh, er...I feel like an idiot..." I said rubbing behind my head and looking at the ground feeling rain beat on me, me ish getting soaked... Then the rain suddenly stopped and I heard smal pitter patters, I looked up to see Shino standing over me
"Your going to get a cold if you stand in the rain" he said with a small smile, Returning the smile, I rubbed my head again
"Arigato Shino-san"
"So where are you going?" Shino asked as we began walking together
"I'm staying at Kakashi-sensei's house" I answered trying to keep up with his long strides "I think I know where it is," I scratched my head "Damn I can't remember..."
"I know where it is" Shino said and began walking again "Follow me"
It a couple of moments, we turned a familiar corner and there was Kakashi's house.
"Thanks again Shino-san" I said, with a nod, he turned around and began to leave, I felt a strange feeling and before I knew it, I had just glomped Shino and ran into the house.
"Welcome back" Kakashi said as I walked in soaking wet "Stay there, I'll get a towel" As I waited for him to get a towel I looked around and saw all the dogs sleeping together in heap, it was almost cute. Remembering the camera in my bag, I slowly slipped it off and took out my camera. Cautiouly slinking towards them, I raised up the camera and pressed the shutter.
It was utter chaos. All the dogs began to yelp and bark and snarl and all of them glared at me
"Uh oh..." I said and backed away. The dogs charged as dashed to teh kitchen and actually hopped ontop of the fridge.
"Down down!" I cried "Hey, get your noses out of my backpack!" The dogs made their way to my bag and began nosing through it's contents
"Hey you leave that Coffee Crisp bar alone doggies!" I cried just as the bull dog swallowed it whole "Hey! I'm telling Kakashi!"
"Kiako I'm back with the towel" Kakashi said coming down the stairs and looking at the current scene "Oh dear..."
"Help...." I squeaked with a weak smile.
"Ok, Kiako get down from the fridge, Pakkun, tell the others to stop rummaging through our guest's things"
After that was settled, Kakashi and I spoke as the dogs sat in teh corner again, this time with one of them as guard, I guess they don't want me to take anymore pictures.
"I'm curious," Kakashi said "How's this Wakka guy like?"
"Well, he acts like a dummy at some times, but he's actually an ok guy" I said "But he get's on Kuro's nerves very easily so she always hits him to my house and I get holes in my roof"
Kakashi and I laughed together until I sneezed
"Bless you"
"Thank you" I said yawning and closing my eyes. I felt Kakashi put his arm around me
"You've had a long day," he said gently "Go to sleep now"
"Okie..." I yawned again and beginning to doze off "Good night...."
"Good Night, Kiako-chan"
Authors notes: Oh MAN!! I've had writers block for nearly forever!! Plus school didn't help either. Well, this was a steange chapter, but the next chapter'll be hopefuly more exciting ; Hope you liked this! BYE!