I do not own any of the Final Fantasy, Inuyasha and Naruto characters. I do not own Kuro Suzaku or D3pa1. I own Kiako. (NO STEALING) Well that's pretty much it, read on! Oh, and I'm sorry if my indents don't show up!-------------------------------------------------------
I opened my eye a crack and it immediately closed. My mind wanted my to wake up, but my body didn't want to move. I tried to move my arm but nothing happened. I forced my eyes open only to see a black thing with eight legs and more then two eyes.
"HOLY!" I screamed backing away as far as I could, the spider climbed up its thread and skittered to a web that hung right above my head, I screamed again and ran to the other side of the room where the dogs were sleeping and jumped right in the middle of the pile.
"What're you doing?" the pug, as I know as Pakkun now said
"S-spider...spider...Me no like..." I scampered feeling myself shaking
"It's just a spider"
"I don't like them."
"Then go squish it"
"Hell no!" I cried "I can't kill a living thing unless it wants to kill me first!"
"It's just a spider."
"It's evil, Just like Kuro...."
"Good morning Kiako," Kakashi yawned climbing down the stairs, then when he saw me huddle with the dogs, he raised his eyebrow.
"Spider. Me. No. Like" I said pointing to the corner where the spider hung, I swear it's just mocking me! 'Oh look at the little cat girl that's cowering in the corner!' That's probably what its thinking! Stupid spider..... Kakashi walked to the spider and using a glass jar, caught it and released it outside
"There, now it's gone"
"THANK YOU!" I cried hugging him "I HATE SPIDERS!!"
"Calm down, it's gone now" Kakashi said patting my head "Now can you let me go? It's kinda getting hard to breathe...."
"YOUR LATE AGAIN SENSEI!!"
"This I got lost on the road of life" Kakashi lied
"LIAR!"
"Today we have a mission!" Kakashi announced
"Really? Sugoi!" I cried jumping into the air
"What's our mission sensei?" Sakura asked with an eager Naruto beside her
"We go...." Kakashi said
"Oww!" I cried as an apple hit my head "What a strange mission, picking apples?"
"Hey at least we can practice climbing trees with our feet" Sakura said putting an apple into a basket "And your suppose to pick them, not knock them down!"
"It's more fun just to climb up the tree, shake it till some apples fall down and go and pick them up!" I said climbing up the tree using chakra and grabbing a whole bunch of apples then jumped down. Hearing a crunch, I looked up
"Naruto!" I yelled "Stop eating the apples!!!"
"Jeez, sorry..." he grumbled and went to pick more apples. I sighed and climbed up the tree again, hearing something rustle, I turned around and saw six giant red glowing eyes the size of tennis balls
"SPIDER!!!!" I screamed jumping from the tree and landing in an empty basket
"What? Where?" Naruto said looking from side to side. There was a long pause
"WEll," Kakahsi said breaking the silence "I think we've picked enough apples, you are all dismissed" Everyone left, but a blanket of uneasiness rested over the apple orchard
"I feel jittery" I said with my eyes darting from side to side, then spotting a rock the size of a pop can and hurled it into a tree, when nothing but a couple of apples dropped down I raised my eyebrow and turned to Kakashi
"Let's go." He said in a flat tone, I followed him out of the orchard.
"Urg...." I groaned "Damn spiders...." I saw something fly past me and immediately chased it
"WHEE!! LADYBUG!" I cried with a childish tone chasing the flying red dot, then when I reached out to catch it, I bumped into something soft
"Um, hello?" I looked up and saw Shino again
"Oh hi Shino!" I greeted then looking around and finding the ladybug gone, I let out a sigh "It got away..."
"No it didn't."
"Huh?" Shino lifted up his finger and there sat a ladybug, I smiled at it as it flew onto my hand and crawled up my arm
"Tickle." I giggled and watched the ladybug fly free. Then I suddenly became interested in a blade of grass blowing past, I watched it and then it hit something in the the air.
"EEEK!! SPIDER!" I screamed and stumbled backwards as a spider the size of my thumb nail plummeted out of nowhere and started ripping the blade of grass into shreds
"Calm down" Shino said "It's just a spider, it won't hurt you if you don't provoke it"
"I don't like them" I whimpered
"I do" I stared at Shino.
"Watch" he raised his hand and tiny little insect began crawling out
"Are they spiders?"
"No, these are known as kikai insects, or destruction bugs if you will" Shino explained
"Aww, they're cute" I smiled, now it was Shino's turn to stare at me.
"They feed on chakra, chakra is your spitual energy"
"Oh I see" I smiled then stretched "Well, I'll see ya around!" I grinned then felt a hand grip my should
"Wait." Shino said drawing a kunai "Listen" I closed my eyes and strained to hear sounds
"I don't hear anything"
"Exactly."
"Hey yeah where'd all the people go?" I said looking around, there was a hiss and I felt Shino yank me away.
"Holy!" I cried, there crouching on the street were things that looked like humans but looked like spiders as well with tennis ball sized red eyes "Kuro!"
"What now?" Kuro asked apparently she was grouchy.
"Which demon in Inuyasha looks like a spider but looks like a human too?" I whimpered as I felt myself shuddering violently
"Oh you mean the spider heads?" Kuro said casually "Oh those guys are from episode-"
"I don't give a care what episode they're from!" I cried "How do I squash them?!"
"You can't"
"What?"
"I said you can't"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T?!" I screamed "CAN'T I USE ONE OF THEM ELECTRIC RACKETS FROM HONG KONG?!?!"
"No"
"You're no help...." I groaned
"Just don't get bitten or you'll die"
"Jee thanks for the hint..." I muttered.
With a screech, the spider heads lunged forward, Shino slashed at them and when one got to close to me, I just whacked them on top over the head with my backpack, hope nothing important in there breaks....
"We can't win this!" Shino said "We have to regroup!" he grabbed my hand and dragged me away to the roof of a building.
"OH.YOUR.GOD." I gawked, the whole towillage was covered in white threads and spider heads were either feasting on helpless people or animals, or fighting over food.
"Tis a like a nightmare!" I cried "Oy...."
"Kiba! Hinata!" Shino barked into a microphone "You read me?"
"Loud and clear bug boy! Dog boy and H girl reporting!" There was a bark "Oh, and Red dog's here too"
"Kiba," Shino growled "Stop using those ridiculous names..."
"Fine..."
"Where are you now?" Shino asked
"Well we're currently underground with a couple of the academy students, other Genin, a couple Chuunins and at least three Jounins"
"HEY! WHERE'S THE RAMEN!"
"Naruto shut up!"
"Wait! Is Kakashi there?" I asked, hey if Naruto and Sakura are there maybe Kakashi is too
"Yeah why?"
"Lemme talk to him!"
"Yeah sure whatever"
After explaining the current situation, Kakashi gave us both orders to go underground as well.
"Just be careful you two"
"Yosh!" I said "Just where do we go?"
"Ok, go to the Yamanaka flower shop, there should be a manhole there so you can go down there and head North" he instructed
"Yamawhata?" I said confused "Nevermind, Ok but which way's North?"
"Don't worry about that, Shino's got a great sense of direction!" Kiba said
"Unlike you Kiako" Kuro said from my bag
"Shut...up...."
"Aie ya!" I cried as I nearly fell over
"Careful"
"Heh heh"
We walked what was North I guess and when I heard a splash, whipped my backpack around hitting something
"OW! MY HEAD!" Choji cried clutching his head, Ino popped out behind him
"Hi Kiako-chan, Bug boy"
"It's Shino..."
"So, Have any idea where the others are?" I asked
"Right behind you"
I turned and saw Kakashi, another guy with a cigarette in his mouth and a woman with a short dress I think and reddish eys, not that I could see though.
"Yo!" I said with a grin
"Kiako, meet Asuma and Kurunai" Kakashi said "These are also Jounins"
"Hello" Kurunai said
"Hi" Asuma said taking a drag of his cigarette, Dammit! He's reminding me of Cid....
"Well, Time to make a plan!" Kakashi said cheerfully.
So the plan went like this, most of the Chuunins would stay underground with the academy students and Genin, the rest of the Chuunins would go with Kakashi, Asuma and Kurunai, Kakashi gave me orders to stay put, my only reply was,
"Aww...." I felt something smack me upside the head and looked up to see none other than.....
"Well well," Ukeo smirked "Look what the bug boy dragged down"
"It's Shino!" Shino and I said at the same time
"Ok whatever," Ukeo said and then smirked again "I'm one of the Chuunin's going with Kakashi! How do you like that!" I stared
"You," I pointed at her, then pointed up to the ceiling "Out there?"
"Of course! Theyr'e just bugs" she said
"They are not just bugs" I said hearing my voice grow louder "They're demons! They don't show mercy or what not!"
"Well neither do I!" Ukeo sneered. All of a sudden I felt another presence take over, the words that came out of my mouth were
"Well then, those demons shall devour your living flesh you credulous human! Along with your soul that will be squandered!" I covered my mouth, what the hell am I saying?! And when did I get a vocabulary upgrade?!
"What are you talking about?" Ukeo said rasing her eyebrows in an annoyed way
"And how'd you learn to use big words?" Kuro said from my bag, but I ignored her
"Whatever, I'm going topside" Ukeo shrugged, I grabbed her arm.
"Are you sure you wanna die this early in your life?" I asked, Ukeo yanked her arm away
"You'll be the one to die" and with that, she climbed up the man hole and out of sight.
We waited. For a long, long time. I occupied myself by playing with a laser pointer in my backpack.
"They ain't gonna live you know" Kuro said
"I know...." I agreed then stood up "Maybe I should go help them"
"No!" Kuro cried
"Aww Kuro? I didn't know you cared"
"I don't. It's just that if you die there then I don't get a chance to kill you myself"
"Jee thanks...." I muttered walking to the man hole "At least nobody'll know that I'm gone" I grabbed the ladder and started to climb up
"What're you doing!" I nearly fell down. There glaring at my was Kiba.
"Nothing...." I said
"Yeah, right" Sasuke said "You were going to have fun without us" I shook my head
"You guys shouldn't come! You'll die you know?"
"Yes we know" Shino said with Hinata nodding beside him
"Yeah yeah! I need some action!" Naruto cried
"Besides," A guy in a green suit said stepping up "Who's gonna look after you?"
"And you are?"
"The name's Lee!" he said grinning "Rock Lee!"
"Oh for a second I thought you were gonna say Jet Lee!" I giggled thinking of the movie star "But still, ya guys sure ya wanna come?" Everyone nodded.
"Ok then...."
We decided that some of the Genin would stay with the Chuunin's and academy students. Choji, Ino, Shikamaru, Hinata, a guy named Neji and a girl named Tenten. That left me with Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Shino and Kiba.
"Ok, here we go..."
"Tread softly" Shino warned as we tracked Kakashi and his troops
"Ok" I whispered back and slide down a cobweb like it was a slide, hey it was pretty solid, seemed cloe enough! "WHEEEE!!!"
"Didn't I just say tread softly?!" Shino said with a twitchy brow "It means be quiet!"
"Well I'm not the one yelling" I grinned
"Uh guys," Kiba said "The teachers are gone"
"WHAT?!" Naruto screamed
"Calm down let's go back underground" I said "Kiba you lead the way"
"Yeah ok sure"
As I made sure the others had gone, I turned to the direction where the teachers were headed. Thinking back to Inuyasha episodes and the facts of science, I kinda knew that spiders liked dark places.
"You've been awfully quiet Kuro" I said but when I didn't hear a reply, I looked at the moniter to see that Kuro wasn't online, I sighed
"Guess I'll have to do this on my own...." Looking for a tall structure, I saw a tower looking thing and headed straight towards it.
"Help!" I looked down and saw a whiggling bundle with a spiderhead creeping towards it. I glared
"Here goes..." I took a breath in and jumped feet down "GERONIMO!!!" I landed right on top of the spiderhead and smashed it's head and hearing a crack, my best guess is that I caved it's skull in.
"Are you ok?" I asked the bundle as I tore at the webs, there was a boy with silver hair and glasses on, in purple clothes
"Yeah, thanks" he smiled "My name's Kobuto"
"I'm Kiako" I said helping him up "It isn't safe here, go to the Yamanaka flower store and go down underground, some people are there for shelter"
"If it's not safe, why aren't you going?" he asked
"Cause I came to help you" I began to hope away but stopped "Hey do you know a place that deserted and dark?" Kobuto blinked
"Yea, just South of the village," he said "It's a kinda apartment, no one goes there"
"How long has it been deserted?"
"Who knows"
"Ok, thanks!" I jumped away and in seconds jumped back down "Which way's South?"
After Kobuto told me which way South was, I jumped as quickly as I could and tried not to get caught in the webbing. Soon enough, there was a dark, decaying apartment that was leaning to the side
"This is it" I hide behind a piece of rubble and peeked from behind. Kakashi, Asuma, Kurunai and Freaky Ukeo along with a few others stood at the entrance
"Joy" Kurunai said
"Well, be prepared" Kakashi ordered
"You'll protect me won't you Kakashi?" Ukeo purred grabbing onto his arm
"Uh, Yeah sure..." I nearly laughed then after giggling a couple of times, watched them go into the building. I took another deep breath and jumped as I heard a blood curdling scream
"Ukeo! Kakashi!"
Making a mad dash into the building, I literally kicked the door down and felt my jaw drop as I saw the sight before me
"Oh. Lordy. Lord" I gasped as I saw an old man in a japanese monk robe and more then eight legs with fangs that dripped green saliva, I saw Kakashi, Asuma and Kurunai tied up in webbing, they were all unconcious
"Kakashi-sama!" I cried running towards him and tried to tug at the webs that confined him "Ukeo! Where are you?!" she screamed again and I saw the spider demon posed to strike.
I groaned, why do I have to be so nice? Pushing Ukeo out of the way, I felt sticky stuff wrap around me and due to my lack of balance, I fell right on my face
"Get Kakashi out Ukeo!" I ordered as the spider lifted me up. When I came face to face with the demon, I nearly fainted
"A cat?" it licked it's fangs "My favorite treat"
"You eat cats?" I cried switching my voice to a British accent "You're a looney!"
"Silence!" it growled
"I don't like you!" I said switching again to a whiny kid voice "Your bad man! Er, spider! Uh, demon?" Paying no attention to my rants, it licked it fangs again and opened it's mouth
"Hey, hey!" I cried returning to normal "If you eat me your gonna be coughing up hairballs for eternity!"
"I'm not gonna eat you just poison you, then eat you once your dead"
"Oh ok.......WHAT?!?!" And with that, the monster dug it's fangs into the side of my neck.
Everything, was nothing but a cloudy blur of white, cotton candy, I felt the spider release me and let me hang there, then I heard something whiz by and started falling, then I felt someone grab me and then fingers poking my neck where my booboo was!
"There. That's the last of my magic" the cotton candy slowly cleared away and I shook my head and saw...
"Cid!" I cried throwing my arms around his neck "You poked my booboo!"
"Sorry 'bout that" Cid said "Hey ya got any ethers? I used the last of my magic to cast Esuna on you"
"That's why you poked my booboo?"
"Yes, so do you have any?"
"No."
"I do" someone said "Your so unprepared Cid" I turned around and saw...
"Krusty the clown!" I cried only to have my head hit by a metal pole
"You IDIOT! It's me! KURO!"
"Kuro!" I threw my arms around her into a hug "Oh god I missed you too! Without you for me to poke I was reduced to poking trees!"
"AHH! CID! WHY DID YOU USE ESUNA ON HER?! WHY COULD YOU JUST LET HER DIE A PAINFULLY SLOW DEATH?!?!"
"Let her die? Hell no!" Cid said
"Um, I'm happy you guys are reunited and all, it's time to RUN!"
"Naruto what're you doing here?!"
"You think we'd leave and let you have all the fun?" Sasuke said grinning.
"Inuyasha!"
"What the? Inuyasha's here too?" I looked in time to see Inuyasha with his hair black and the spider biting into him, then I saw Kagome ready to make a dive for Inuyasha
"Kagome?!"
"Hurry! To the tiny chamber!" I heard a small voice shriek
"Myoga!"
"Nevermind just go!"
"Come on" Cid said grabbing my hand and dragging me into a room where Kagome had dragged Inuyasha as Kuro was fending off the demon with bursts of fire, then she also went into the room closing the door.
"Whew!" Cid gasped "Damn sam! From now on, I hate spiders"
"I always did" I said, and hearing a thunk, saw that Kagome had thrust the Tetsaiga into the door.
"We need light here!"
"Hold on jeez!" I said digging into a pocket in my backpack and felt for a lightbulb "I learned this is Science class" I said proudly. In a couple of minutes, I had a battery connected with a copper wire to a tiny flashlight bulb, where do I get these things you ask? Let's just say I'm kinda of a pack rat.
"Naruto! Sakura! Sasuke! Shino! Jet Lee! Er, Rock Lee! Kabuto?! Hinata... What're you guys doing here?!" I cried
"We're on a mission!" Naruto said
"To make sure you don't trip and die or something" Sasuke said next.
"Arg...." I groaned then looked at everyone else. Kagome, Inuyasha, Kuro, Cid, Wakka and Yuffie.
"Who's that?" I asked pointing to a dude with overall kinda pants and tattoos all over him, he started waving his arms around and punching the air
"I am the leader of the Gullwings!" he cried then screamed as Kuro lit a flame on his pants
"That's Brother..."
"Your brother?!" I cried "Oww!" Kuro smashed her fist over my head
"No you idiot! That's his name! Brother! He's Rikku's damn brother!"
"Rikku has a brother?"
"Arg, Nevermind....."
I stood up and walked over to Kakashi and the other teachers. Kurunai seemed to have just been knocked out, along with Asuma, I started towards Kakashi but felt something hit me across the face
"Oh chewbaka!" I cried out the name of the furry dude in Star Wars
"Keep away from my Kakashi!"
"Jeez! Ukeo!" I growled "I didn't exactly see you do anything! You owe me!"
"I owe you nothing you stupid cat!" Ukeo sneered
"I saved you from being bitten and eaten!" I countered
"She's actually got a point...." Kuro muttered pulling her hat over her eyes and she seemed to doze off.
"Get out of the way so I can see if Kakashi got bitten or not!" I shouted shoving past Ukeo and kneeling beside Kakashi. Examining his body, I saw bite marks on the left side of his body
"Aw crap...." I muttered
"What now?" Ukeo snarled
"Kuro!" I cried shaking the black mage awake, or at least I tried "KURO!"
"WHAT?!"
"Kakashi's been bitten!"
"Oh that it? Use magic"
"I DON'T KNOW MAGIC!!"
"Oh yeah... Well, Kacrashy will have to die a slow death then"
"KURO!" she sighed in exasperation and handed me a ring
"Uh, Kuro, I don't need jewelry"
"It's a bangle you idiot," she mumbled "Just put it on and you'll be able to use magic" I heard a snore from her and that was it. Sighing, I slipped the bangle on and felt like I've just been splash by a bucket of cold water, felt kinda good.
"Dis better work..." I muttered unzipping Kakashi's vest and putting my hand on the angry looking bite marks, slowly, the wound closed up and Kakashi's eyes slowly opened
"Hewwo" I said simply
"Yo" he said weakly "Where are we?"
"In a closet, believe it or not" I answered smiling. Kakashi seemed to smile then dug his hand into his pocket.
"Here," he said putting a box into my hands "Open it" I stared at it for a moment and slowly opened the box seeing a small crystal clear bell attached to a long dark green ribbon
"It has the Konoha insignia on it" Kakashi said then reaching up, lifted the collar out of the box and tied it around my neck, he smiled "Congratulations. You've graduated"
"I what?"
"Graduated." Kakashi said "I'm very tired now, I'm going to sleep" he closed his eye and dozed off.
"I graduated at doing something" I grinned "SH I graduated!"
"Don't call me that! It's Kuro!" Kuro growled "And what do ya mean "Graduated"?"
"I think I graduated Ninja school" I smiled, then I reached out my finger and
"Poke." I said prodding Kuro "Pokey, Pokey, Pokey, poke!"
"ARG!" Kuro roared and slashed at me, I ducked and ran away just in time.
"Ya doin' ok?" I asked Cid "You've been awfully quiet"
"Huh? Yeah I"m fine" Cid said smiling "Just a bit tired" I raised my eyebrow and looked at his face. There were beads of sweat on his forehead and he seemed to be breathing in short, gasping breaths.
"Are you sure your ok?" I said putting my hand on his forehead then withdrew it "AIE YA!"
"Who, what?" Kuro said snapping awake, Cid's eyes closed and he just, fell over with a thunk
"CID!?"
"Baka" Kuro said walking over to Cid, turned him over and pulled back his coat collar "He got bit too"
"What? How?!"
"How the hell am I suppose to know!" Kuro growled, I kept trying to reuse the bangle thingy, but then looking at the tiny writing on it, was labeled
"One use only?!" I screamed, and slipped it off throwing it against the wall with a clang " Good for nothing merchandise!" Then remembering something again from Inuyasha episodes, I stood up and walked to Inuyasha.
"What're you doing now?" Kuro asked going back into the corner
"MYOGA!!" I screamed I saw a dot fly on my shoulder
"Yes? How may I help you?" the flea asked nervously, I grabbed him and walked back to Cid
"I need you to drain the venom out of Cid" I kinda cammanded
"What?"
"YOU HEARD ME!" I cried
"And if don't?" I grinned my evil lopsided grin.
"Well, first of all, I could squish you," I said "Or I can throw you to the demon outside, either way, your life is in my hands, er, hand"
"Ok ok...... Fine" Myoga grumbled "Don't get your tail in a knot..." I watched him bounce into Cid's coat collar and heard a weird sucking noise
"Hey, his blood's quite sweet"
"I told you to drain the poisin! Not his blood!" I growled "I'll eat you!"
"Ok ok!" in a couple of seconds, Myoga began to swell until he was the size of Shippo!
"That's all I can get ok?" Myoga said "Now it's just up to him" he rolled away.
Since the events, we all decided to rest, Naruto and the others slept in a corner as some of the remaining Chuunin's and the Jounin's slept in another corner. Kuro was in her own corner and so was Inuyasha and Kagome. That left me with just to lean against the wall with Cid on my lap
"Jeez Louis Cid..." I whispered "Why can't you be more careful?"
"I try to...." Cid murmered
"Hey your awake?" I asked tilting my head
"No, I'm half awake half asleep...." he murmered again.shifting a bit.
"Why do you keep scaring me?" I said feeling hid forehead, at least his fever's gone
"How?"
"By getting hurt and stuff" I replied "Like when I first went to your world, first Barret tried to murder you, then you get shot, and then there's a whole bunch of other things that you did that scared me!" Cid chuckled
"Sorry, but I can't help but get in trouble" he said then heaved a sigh "Your just as bad"
"Well, that's cause I'm accident prone"
"Heh heh, Yes you are" I smiled as he fell silent and he fell back asleep. I looked to see if anyone else was awake, seemed no one was
"You can sleep now, I'll keep watch" Shino said sitting down beside me,
"Oh, no it's ok" I said then yawned "You sleep, you need the energy"
"I wasn't bitten though"
"I'm fine."
"Your eyes are dull and you have bags under your eyes" Shino said "Obviously, your fatigued"
"I'm fine" I felt Shino put his arm around me and he made it so my head was on his shoulder
"Go to sleep" my eyes began to droop, Shino...warm.... Next thing I knew, I was asleep.
There was a crash and I jumped awake. Cid was sitting beside me looking normal, but still alseep, Kakashi was awake and trying to pry Ukeo off, Inuyasha was still asleep.
"Nani?" I asked and rubbed my eyes and took another look around, there was another crash as dust flew from it's resting places,
"What's going on?" Naruto asked sleepily, Kuro was already on her feet with her staff at the ready
"It's coming" she said gripping her staff, ten with on swift sweep, smashed me on the head
"WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS THAT FOR?!?!" I cried
"You make a great alarm clock" Kuro grinned and gestured to everyone, who were slowly awaking.
"Everyone's still groggy though" I said, Kuro grabbed me and the handle of the door
"Then you'll have to distract the spider demon while we prepare ourselves" she said "Plus, if you die, I'll be happy"
"Hey that's not nice!"
"I don't like being nice so GO!" I screamed as she shoved me out the door and I came face to face with the spider demon.
"Hello" he grinned with hunger burning in his eyes
"Hi?" I squeaked, distraction! Need distraction! Damn you Kuro! Then, the presence came again as a voice whispered in my head
You can easily kill it
Hell NO! Hey but, who're you?
The other part of you, remember?
I'm still not following you...
Remember the times you were angry, mad or just an emotion that was out of the ordinary? That was me, I've been with you since grade three
Who, What, Really?
Yes
Oh, Hey who are you?
That ain't your concern at the moment
What is then?
The spider demon in front of you.
"Oh god!" I cried jumping away and running as the spider gave chase
Jeez your pathetic!
I'm doing the best I can!
You don't know anything that'll help you, looks like I'll have to go to work
Who, what work? I stopped and turned around. The spider was cackling and licking it's fangs, I put my hands into a cross fingerseal
"Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" I cried, but it wasn't my voice, it was the voice that was in my head!
All of a sudden, more then a hundred, correction, THOUSANDS! Of me popped up and nearly filled the hall I was in
"Holy hell!" I shouted and heard thousands of other me's shout that too. The spider seemed overjoyed
"More cats to eat!" My clones looked at me and I stared back, we all had a grin on our faces
"STAMPEDE!!!" we screamed and rushed towards the spider, What the hell am I doing?! All of my clones circled the spider and charged, whenever a clone got hit, it disappeared in a puff of smoke only to have more clones replace them
"I'm getting very impatient!" the spider hissed and threw all my clones off sending me and them crashing through the wall to the outside.
Stars and chocobos exploded into my vision as I hit my head into a tree
"Kiako!"
"Owww..." I groaned "Did someone get the number of that airship that jsut hit me?" I looked up and saw Kuro with her staff raised, I screamed and covered my head
"NO!! DON'T HIT ME ON THE HEAD! I'VE ALREADY TAKEN ENOUGH BLOWS TO THE HEAD!" I begged
"I'm not gonna hit you! I'll do that later" Kuro said "Anyways, Inuyasha's time's up"
"You mean, he's gonna die?" I asked
"NO! The moonless night is over so now he's back to a half demon instead of human!" Kuro shouted "How the hell did I become friends with such a Baka?"
I hear a series of pops and saw my clones started disappearing one by one, with every clone that went, so did a little of my energy
"Hey are you ok?" Kuro asked raising her eyebrow
"How Now Brown Cow" I muttered
"Brown cow? What're you talking about?" I fell over and stayed stimulate long enough to see a bright flash
"Tetsaiga!" Inuyasha cried as the spider deon was torn to shreds
"Alright" I grinned as the last few of the clones disappeared "No more...spider..." I blacked out.
I awoke to see the ceiling of Kakashi's house
"What the-?" I murmered squinted against the bright light
"Wakka! Stop playing with that flashlight!"
"Sorry ya?" I closed my eyes and turned on my side to have my nose hit something soft, and moving.
"AHH!" I cried and fell on the floor
"Whoa calm down!" Cid said kneeling beside me
"Hey what happened?" I asked rubbing my head
"Well, first you were sleeping on my lap then I felt you wake up and moved a bit then you screamed and rolled off" Cid said smiling. Returning the smile, I staggered to my feet and looked around
"Is the spider squished?" I asked and chuckled at my choice of words
"Yes, the spider demon's gone" Kagome said
"Baka," Sakura said "Using up your chakra like that"
"Hey what's Kage bunshin no jutsu?" I asked
"Shadow clones" Kakashi said "Like Bunshin no jutsu, just with living bodies"
"Cool!" I cried
:But it uses up alot of chakra" he explained "It's an advanced jutsu,"
"Even cooler!" I said jumping around.
"I've been wondering, how'd youi guys get here anyway?" I asked once I had settled down
"Well, after the last time I spoke with you on MSN," Kuro began "Kagome phoned me and asked me to come over along with D3pa1"
"It took alot of convincing!" Kagome added "I had to bribe her and say that you'd take Wakka for a few weeks"
"YOU WHAT?!?!" Cid and I cried
"Cid you didn't know?" Kagome said surprised
"No! Nobody told me!" he yelled
"Anyway," Kuro continued "We met at your house then Auron explained something about your fireplace eatting you and then it just opened and-"
"And Lo and Behold!" I finished with a grin
"Not exactly the words I had in mind but yes" Kuro said "Unfortunatly, we were seperated from the others and you were already dying by the time we got there and I didn't have a chance to kill you myself"
"Very nice of you to say that..." I said
"But since I've been forced to watch SpongeBob Squarepants, I've become slightly less evil so, I healed you after you passed out"
"You healed me?" I said with disbelief then felt my eyes water "You DO care!" I hugged her and she began to squirm and to bash me in the head
"NO! DOWN! NO HUGGY HUGS!" she screamed "I SHOULD'VE KILLED YOU SO I WOULD BE RID OF YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
"Hey that's ain't nice!" We stopped wrestling when Kakashi cleared his throat.
"Well, you all don't have a place to stay so you may stay here" he said "Just, don't make a big mess."
"Thanks" everyone said, I smiled then felt a bite on my tail
"AIIIIIIEEE!" I cried jumping onto the fridge to have my tail along with Pakkun dangling off the edge
"Pakkun!" Kakashi said alarmed and grabbed the pug "I wouldn't have expected that from you"
"O-Owie" I cringed with a dopey grin.
Authors notes: WELL! That was weird..... Anywho, I kinda had another writers block, plus I was grounded from computer for about a week so...Yeah... Hope you liked this chapter! Bye!