I do not own any of the Final Fantasy, Naruto, or Inuyasha characters, I don't own Kuro or D3pa1 either, I own myself and Ukeo, Oh, and sorry if my indents don't show up! Damn computer program....
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Slinking in the last remaining shadows of the night, I crept to where a purple bundle was softly snoring. Snickering, I pulled back part of the cloak and brought the camera to my eye
FLASH!
"Who, What the-?" Kuro said bolting up and putting on her glasses
"You look so cute sleeping!" I laughed then stopped when I saw Kuro shaking violently "I can hear you grinding your teeth""I don't need this in the morning" she growled "GO, AWAY"
"Ok fine," I said "I'm going to make breakfast" walking towards the kitchen, I popped my head back into the room "Oh, and I took a picture of you too, YAA!!" I ducked behind the door as Kuro hurled Cid's spear at me"GO. AWAY!" I grinned, this is gonna be a good day.
I hummed to myself as I looked in the fridge for some eggs, I swear he's got everything organized! Meat in one part of the fridge, dairy on the other, and fruits and veggies too! I found some eggs near a carton of milk, hey I wonder if egg is a meat or something else? Well, the do come from chickens, and they do hatch into chicks that grow up into chickens, so.....Urg my brain hurts... As I wondered which part of the food pyramid the eggs belonged in, I searched for a frying pan and eventually, found one without dropping the egg, thank god.
"Here I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee dee dee dee dee" I sang as the pan heated up "And they are all standing in a row," I rapped the egg on the corner of the pan and began to split it
"Big ones, small ones, some as big as your-" I watched the contents of the egg drop and screamed rocketing on top of the fridge again and staring at the chicken embryo that was sizzling in the frying pan.
"What is it? Something wrong?" Kagome asked then looking at me "Why are you on the fridge?"
"I-I-I-I-" I pointed at the frying pan and Kagome also screamed and she actually, jumped on top of the fridge with me
"Kagome? What's going on?" Inuyasha asked then saw the pan "Oh god what's that?!"
"I-I-I-I-I-I-" I stammered pointing at the pan
"Hey what's all the commotion?" Cid asked walking in "Holy shit what the # is that!"
"Chicken embryo" Kuro said "It's actually pretty good, oh and you better get that off the heat otherwise it'll stink the house up""Good morning- Eww! what smells gross?" Yuffie coughed entering the kitchen with Wakka behind her
"Kinda late for that" Pakkun growled. Kakashi walked down the stairs
"Ok, what just happened?" he asked rubbing behind his head
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-" I pointed to the frying pan
"Oh dear...." he muttered then picked up the egg shell "You should've used the other eggs"
"How can I tell which is which?!" I cried
"There's a red dot on it see?" He showed a red dot on the side of the shell
"Hey, an egg's an egg!" I shouted getting off the fridge "I was just gonna make breakfast ok?"
"Can I have it?" Kuro asked, I stared at her
"What?!""Well, It might be kinda extra crispy right now" Kakashi said slipping it onto a plate with a fork "But I'm sure it's still edible"
"Thank you" Kuro replied and cut a bit and took a bite, she grinned "Mmmmmm, Very good" she took another piece of it and slowly put it in her mouth then held it out grinning evily "Want some?" I saw Cid, Wakka and Kagome's faces pale
"I'm just gonna be in the other room...." Cid muttered, Wakka and Kagome followed, I don't feel so well myself....
"Great now I'm scared of eggs..." I muttered yawning
"It's real good!" Kuro said with a grin, there was a piece of chiken stuck between her teeth I think.... Brother, who had just walked in, bolted to the direction of the bathroom
"Flush twice please!" Wakka called after him "Once for the bulk, another for the remains! Thank you!" I laughed
"SH, stop scaring everyone!" I grinned
"Don't call me SH! My name's Kuro!" she cried smashing me over the head with the frying pan
"Owie! Your meanie!" I whimpered and ran into the other room.
"Hey what's up?" Cid asked as I sat down beside him rubbing the giant lump on my head
"SH hit me with the frying pan..." I whimpered again "I wish she was nicer!""Well, Wakka said something about her watching Spongebob Squarepants" Cid said "He said it made her all nice and funny"
"Really?" I asked turning to Wakka
"Ya, Plus, I got to watch!" he said smiling. Kuro walked into the room and sat down on a chair
"Have fun torturing everyone and grossing them out?" I grinned "You evil person you!"
"You dumb person you!" Kuro countered
"Detail girl!""Klutz!"
"Smartie pants!"
"SH has Smarties in her pants?!" Wakka exclaimed "Can I have some?"
"She doesn't have Samrties, she's just smart" I said narowing my eyes at Kuro, she did the same. We stayed like that for a few moments
"HA!" I cried "You blinked!""Damn!"
"Kiako," Kakashi called zipping up his vest "We have to meet the others, we have a couple of missions today!"
"Yosh!" I said then turned to the others "Don't worry everyone, it's just simple things. Kakashi and I'll be gone for a while" I smiled
"Ok, be careful though" Cid said
"Good, you guys can wander around Konoha but make sure you don't get lost!" Kakashi said"Great materia hunter ninja Yuffie never get's lost!" Yuffie said hanging from the ceiling
"Ninja?" Kakashi asked raising his eyebrow "You don't look like any ninja I've seen"
"What?! You take that back!" she cried
"Yeah, she can't even stick to walls without falling" I grinned a toothy grin
"TAKE THAT BACK!""Hah hah! No I won't! Hah hah! I'm getting away! Hah hah!" I laughed running towards the door, Yuffie screamed a war cry and landed on top of me
"TAKE THAT BACK!!" she shrieked pounding me head
"GET OFF!" I all of a sudden felt another something land on top of me,
"GACK!"
"Oww what hit me?" someone said then he jumped up "Oh I"m sorry!"
"Nothing can hurt materia hunter Yuffie!" she was sitting in front of me
"When did you get away?!" I croaked
"Hah! My ninja speed can beat you anyday!"
"Are you ok?" I saw a guy with a blue head band and silver hair, he was also wearing wierd green robes with funny symbols on it, plus there was a long piece of cloth at the back with the same symbols
"I feel like a pancake," I muttered and crawled to my hands and knees, I shook my fist as Yuffie who grinned and jumped away to somewhere.
"So who're you?" I asked
"I'm Baralai, Praetor of New Yevon"
"Whoa what happened to Old Yevon??" I asked scratching me head "Oh yeah, my name's Kiako, Nice to meet you!"
"Nice to meet you too"
"So what happened to Old Yevon?"
"It's FF X-2 stuff baka" Kuro said bashing me in the head with her staff
"Ow! I'm gonna get brain damage you know!"
"Oh quiet! It's not like you HAVE a brain!"
"Sorry I landed on you" Baralai apologized "I was wandering near a fireplace and next thing I knew it, landed on top of you"
"Man, with all the people landing on me I'm surprised my back hasn't snapped yet" I giggled
"Kiako, we better go before Naruto and Sakura attempt to kill me again" Kakashi said walking through the door "Bye everyone!"
"Bye guys!" I called running after him and stepping into the warm morning air.
When we got to the roof I saw a fusia head bobbing in the distance
"RUN!" I cried grabbing Kakashi's arm and running as fast as I could
"What? What is it Kiako?"
"Ukeo at six O' Clock!" I said continuing to run then felt Kakashi grab me around the waist
"It'd be faster if I dragged you instead" he said running faster then I was
"Good point" As I looked back, I thought I heard a familier voice scream
"OH KAKASHI-KUN! COME BACK HERE MY LOVE!!" I guess Kakashi heard it too cause he began to pick up more speed.
"I think we lost her" Kakashi sighed slowing down, then screamed as a very angry girl popped out from nowhere
"Cat girl!" she shrieked "Stop stealing my Kakashi!" I frowned
"Well your name isn't exactly stamped onto his head now is it?" I said with a growl "He's not your property, nore is he mine, we friends" Ukeo screamed again and lunged for me grabing my shoulders and shoving me down to the ground.
Instinctivly, I tucked my legs in and kicked out hitting Ukeo in the chest, she exhaled sharply and flipped backwards, I rolled onto my stomache and picked myself up
"Why are you so possesive?!" I yelled rubbing my shoulders
"You theif!" Ukeo cried charging at me, I saw a flash and someone pick me up
"Bye Ukeo I'll see you later!" Kakashi said running as fast as he could with me tucked under his arm
"H-Hey!"
"Close one!" I said as Kakashi landed on the ground
"Your telling me" Kakashi sighed "I thought that she'd hurt you"
"Heh,"
"SENSEI!!!" I fell over as Naruto and Sakura charged at us with amazing speed "YOUR LATE!!"
"I have a mission for you all!" Kakashi said quickly
"Really what?" Sakura asked anxiously
"We're going to go pick weeds from someone's garden!""What the-?" I cried falling over "Weeds? Ok but as long as there's no spiders!"
"NANI?!" Naruto exclaimed "Why weeds?!"
"Hey you wanted a mission so don't complain" Kakashi said "Anyway, Let's go!"
"Naruto!" I cried slapping my forehead "Your suppose to pick the weeds! Not everything else!" I looked at the huge pile of shrubs along with the weeds
"Well excuse me!" Naruto pouted
"Well, that's all the weeds on this side" Sakura said wiping her hands
"Here too" Sasuke said
"I think I"m done" I said examining the flower bed I was working on, pretty much all the weeds were gone, I couldn't see anymore.
"Ok, on to the next mission!" Kakashi said.
We did at least three missions in all, First was potato picking, then we had to babysit some kid that annoyed the hell outta me and then the last one was basket weaving!
"I'm getting the hang of this" I said using my teeth to pull a strand of hay through a hole, don't ask me why, it's just so my other hand is free to do something else.
"This is a waste of time" Naruto grumbled tossing a finished basket into a pile
"There! Done!" I said finishing the basket "Ten thousand thirty five baskets!"
"Good job team" Kakashi said taking out his book "You are all dismissed"
"YAY!" Naruto cried "I'm going to go play with Konohamaru-kun!" he bolted off before I could ask who Konohamaru was,
"Oh!" Sakura handed my a bundle "This is for you!" I unrolled the bundle and was looking at the pink kimono that Ino made me try onwhen we went shopping"For me?" I asked"That's what I said" Sakura smiled then ran off "Bye!""Thank you!" I called after her, then slipped the kimono over my shirt, it was a bit baggy, but I like baggy. oh well, hey look shiny coin!
Pocketing the coin, I wandered around Konoha for a while finding more coins on the ground, there were at least ten coins! who said looking at the ground isn't a good thing? I saw a big crowd in front apparently looking at something of great interest.
"Did you have breakfast today?" a voice said
"Shut up you stupid machine!" I heard someone yell
"Hey what's up?" I asked a nearby person
"Some strange contraption appeared here seemingly overnight" the person replied and returned his attention to the interesting thing. Pushing my way through the crowd I gasp and grinned
"I love this game!" I cried and jumped onto the DDR pad, I have no idea where this came from but I don't care! Remembering the coin, I slipped it into the slot and there was a sound
"Welcome to DDR!" All the people there were gathered around it jumped back, some even drew weapons!
"Calm down! It's just a game!" I explained selecting my style of one player
"Select difficulty!" I felt a beam of pride when I selected Standard
"Select your song!" There were a selection of songs, I immiedietly went to the song Love Shine. As the music started to play, I started bouncing on the balls of my feet and steped on the arrows on the screen. Right, left, split right and left! Freeze button! I listened to the music and heard the bell collar Kakashi gave me ring
"Hey Kiako what you doing?" I saw Baralai in my primative vision"Dancing!" I replied "Please don't talk to me, or I'll mess up, thank you!"
"Motto mabushii LOVE SHINE!!!" the last of the lyrics ended with super quick steps, and I got them all!
"WHOOHOO!" I shouted jumping up "I won! So where's everyone else?"
"They're at the house, I was just curious of what kind of town this was, nice dancing"
"Thanks!" I smiled.
"Hmpf, I could've done that" I turned around and saw Ukeo with a smug face
"Oh it's you..." I muttered
"Select your song!"
"Excuse me," I said turning around to select another one of my favorite songs "I'm having fun, WHEE! SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!!" I was just about to hit the button to play when Ukeo slapped a coin into the compartment and pressed the big green button
"New challanger!" the announcer, er, announced
"You sure you know how to play?" I asked
"Select you difficulty!" I choose Standard again, it's as far as I can go!
"Well, whatever it is, I'll sure do better then you!" Ukeo said, I saw her glance at my screen and select Standard as well
"Ok your lose" I shrugged picking Burnin' the floor, I love that song! "You goin' down!"
The music started, I started bouncing again and arrows zoomed onto screen, since it was a fast song, there were fast steps, I got pretty much all of them
"Hey what gives?" Ukeo said with a frown "This machine must be broken!" I took a quick glance at her screen and saw she wasn't doing too well, focusing back on my screen, I was getting a perfect combo and ducked as I saw a fist fly into my sight
"Holy what the?" I said using my knees to dodge the fist and hit the double arrows that was on the screen
"Gomen! I need lots of room when I dance!" Ukeo said
"Ok...." I said staring at the screen, I still had my combo, which was good, then I felt a something smash into my gut
"Sorry again!" Ukeo sneered "I need lots of room remember" Lucky for me, the arrows were super long freeze arrows and I didn't miss them, Noticing the song was near it's end, I forced my legs dispite the pain in my gut, to move and finish the song.
When it finally ended, I fell on my knees and clutched my stomache
"Kiako are you ok?" Baralai asked kneeling beside me
"What kind of person..." I said coughing "Swings their legs and fists around to dance?"
"Pro dancers!" Ukeo smiled, I started to laugh, making my gut hurt even more
"Your so funny!" I laughed so hard, tears began to form at the corners of my eyes
"What's so funny?!" Ukeo demanded, I laughed again and pointed to the dancing screen
"What kinda of pro dancer gets an E on DDR?" I howled and clutched my stomache tighter, god it's killing me!!
"It's E for Excellent so there!" Ukeo said, by now I was laughing so hard I started hiccuping
"Kiako are you going to be ok?" Baralai asked
"I-I can't stop laughing!" I giggled
"Holy crap breath Kiako breath! In and out!" Baralai said giving me a gentle shake, I managed to take a breath in and kept laughing "Well at least you took a breath in" he sighed, my laughing had simmered down to a fit of chuckles. Standing up with a grunt, I turned to Ukeo, she was still there with a smug look, I opened my mouth to say something when Baralai stood in front of me
"You cheated." he stated crossing his arms over his chest
"What was that you said?"
"You. Cheated." Baralai repeated
"Who said I did?" Ukeo glared
"I saw you hit the cat" a little boy with a helmet, scarf, goggles and a chipped tooth said
"Yeah yeah! You cheater!" Naruto said jumping behind the little boy
"Naruto? What're you doing here?" I asked "And who's that?"
"I'm the brave leader Konohamru!" the kid said, another boy with a boogie hanging from his nose and goggles steped out behind him
"I like to build things my name is Udon!" he said, then a girl with funny pigtails and goggles again jumpd out from behind Udon
"I am the sexy female ninja Meogi!" she said, they all did a funny pose, reminds me of the Ginyu force in Dragonball Z.
"Ok but what's with the goggles?" I asked
"Naruto is our idol!" Konohamaru said pointing at Naruto "He wore goggles before he got his forehead protector!"
"Yeah! But that's not really important now," Meogi said then pointed to Ukeo "She cheated and hit the cat!"
"My name's Kiako" I said
"Yes yes! You hit kitty!" Udon said
"It's Kiako, not Kitty" I pointed out rubbing my stomache, at least it doesn't hurt as much anymore.
"Well the kitty stole from me so she deserves to get hit kids" Ukeo said in a false nice tone
"KAKASHI IS NOT YOUR PROPERTY! GET IT STRAIGHT YOU PSYCHO STALKER!! AND MY NAME IS KIAKO! NOT KITTY!!!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. There was a buzzing silence.
"Whoa," Naruto said "I didn't know you could yell"
"You really are becoming a bother" Ukeo said then Baralai steped in front of her "What do you want?"
"Are you still playing?" he asked, she took a step back in surprise
"Well?"
"No" she said "This game is stupid anyways"
"You better take that back!" I shouted as she walked away, I turned to Baralai who smiled
"So," he said "Shall we play?" I smiled and nodded stepping back onto the dance pad.
"Select our song!" I flipped through the songs til I found Speed over Beethoven, looking at Barlai, he nodded and I pressed the big green button. The music started and danced the steps, glancing to the side, I saw that Baralai was dancing at the same rate as me. If you were looking from the crowd, you would probably see two people dancing exactly the same.
"You ain't too bad" I smiled at him while we were on a freeze button
"Having fast reflexes help too" Baralai said "At least you have a sense of rythm"
"Who me? Nope, not me. I just dance" We finished the song with a couple of knee drops and a freeze button. The crowd of people cheered and clapped, I managed a small smile and looked at the ground rubbing behind my head, Baralai meerly smiled.
"That was quite fun actually" Baralai said as we walked back to Kakashi's house
"Your better then I thought" I said "WHOA!" my eyes snapped shut for some reason, my legs suddenly felt like the the bones went abrakadabra and I waved my arms around trying to keep my balance I grabbed onto the closest thing there, hmmm, something smells like honey.
"Kiako, are you sure your ok?"
"Huh?" I opened my eyes and saw green, I looked up and saw Baralai's bewildered face "Whoops! Gomen!" letting go and just ending up falling down, I rubbing behind my head looking at the ground and feeling my cheeks tingle, I better not be blushing!! Oh Damn I think I am! DAMN MYSELF!!! Baralai kneeled beside me
"We better get going," he said with a smile, I nodded keeping my gaze to the ground and followed
"Hey which way's his house?" I shrugged
"I dunno," I replied "Maybe it's around the corner over ther- AIE YA!" I fell backwards after something hard smacked into my head, the only sound that I heard was a dull BONG.
"Bullseye!" I heard a boy shout, I looked up just in time to see a rock smash in between my eyes, dancing chocobos and moogles burst into my vision
"Hey cut it out!" I heard Baralai yell, his voice sounded like it was at the end of a long tunnel, all echo-ish
"Get the guy in the green too!" Oh no! They mean Baralai!
"If you hurt him thy all shall perish!!" I cried, when the chocobos and moogles cleared, my vision was streaked with red and I saw Baralai draw out a small stick
"Please, Leave now" he said squeezing his hand tighter over the stick, two poles shot out of either end and on the ends of those, circle thingys popped out
"Oh he's got a stick" I heard a girl say, sounds familier kinda. Then it hit me like a bird flying at Mach 5
"UKEO!!!" I yelled "Your the one chucking rocks!"
"Oh so you figured it out with your head split in half" she laughed "What're you gonna do? Throw your stick at us?" I narrowed my eyes and picked up the two rocks that hit my head before, closing my eyes, I tried to listen where they were hiding. Let's see.... there's a bird, a fly... I heard something else I listened harder, there was the sound of wind, breathing to the.....
"UP!" I said swinging the rock to a nearby tree
"OWW!" Ukeo fell out of the tree dragging two other boys with her, she rubbed her shoulder
"You stupid cat!" one of the boys shouted jumping to his feet and drawing a kunai "Your dead!" In a blink, the boy was flung into the air landing with a dull thud.
"Please leave" Baralai said again with his back to me "NOW"
"Fine," Ukeo said turning around, Baralai lowered his staff and flipping it around once, turned it back into a small scroll tucking it into his pocket
"Thank you" he said, Ukeo spun around and Baralai gave a cry of surprise
"YOU SHALL DIE!!" I cried throwing the other rock I had with surprising accuracy, it hit Ukeo in the back, yes!
"You ok?" I asked Baralai, who was on the ground
"Yeah, are you?" he asked turning to me with a smile, then his smile disappeared, he put his hand on my shoulder pulling me down onto the ground. Pulling his sleeve over his hand with his teeth, he brought it to my face, I shut my eyes as I felt something rub against my face, it stung like HELL!!!
"There," he said, I opened my eyes and saw his sleeve covered in blood "The bloods gone, most of it anyway" I then realized that the red streaks in my vision were't my brain, it was blood from when the rock smacked me in the head.
"Thanks" I said then narrowed my eyes a bit "Your bleeding"
"Huh?" he reached up and touched his forehead where blood started to drizzle down his tanned face. I slid off my backpack and rummaged through a one of the compartments
"Ah HA!" I said pulling out a fist full of bandages and a package of tissues along with a bottle of anitseptic, don't ask me where I get this stuff "Found em!" I dabbed the tissue with some antiseptic
"Hey what're you-" Baralai asked then winced as I dabbed at the cut on his forehead
"Hold still or it'll get it your eyes!" I said in a commanding tone, Baralai sighed and stayed put, flinching every once in a while. After cleaning the cut, I tore the band-aide out of it's package and stuck it on his forehead
"There!" I said with a smile "All better!" Baralai rubbed at the band-aide, then taking the tissues and antiseptic, swabbed over my forehead
"Owie! What you doing?" I asked closing one eye
"Just making sure your cut doesn't get infected" Baralai said grabbing a band-aide and eased it on my head "There, all better" he smiled.
"'Bout time you guys got back!" Cid said when we got back to Kakashi's house
"Sorry" Baralai apologized "We ran into a little problem" No one noticed our band-aides cause I covered it using my bangs and Baralai used his headband.
"What kind of trouble?" Kakashi asked
"Nothing serious" I said then tried to change the subject "Kuro! There's DDR here!"
"I know" she said "I was playing on your laptop all day"
"You what? When'd you get my laptop?" I asked
"Since Yuffie stole it from you when you left" she replied smoothly pointing to a beat up ninja on the couch
"Ouch" Baralai cringed "That's gotta hurt"
"You don't know the half of it" I said flopping down beside Kuro "So what ya playing?"
"FFR" she replied "Flash Flash Revolution"
"Cool" I said standing up, then I screamed as an egg was shoved in front of my face so I dived behind the couch, worse thing is, it had a red dot on it
"Brother what the hell are you doing?!" Cid cried slapping him upside the head "Scaring the hell out of her like that"
"It's a normal egg! I just colored a red dot on it!" Brother said "With a marker!"
"I don't like...Eggs anymore..." I whimpered pawing at the couch.
"Am, I missing something here?" Baralai asked
"Oh yeah that's right, he wasn't here when he incident happened" Kagome said "Well, you see..."
After Kagome explained the egg accident, Baralai was doubling over with laughter
"Kuro really hit her with the frying pan?" he laughed
"Yeah and it hurt" I added
"That's nice" Kuro said taping the arrow keys mecilessly
"Don't break my computer" I said watching her fingers move like lightning
"I'll try not to" she grinned "Yes! Perfect score!"
"Who what?" I said peering over her shoulder, it was definately, a DDR game.
"Holy crabs!" I cried, Kuro almost seemed happy and smiled
"Mmmm, crab..." she said licking her lips "Good"
"Yes, it is good" I agreed.
"Well, we have anotehr mission tomarrow" Kakashi said to me "Better get some rest" I nodded
"Ok," I smiled and curled up on the couch beside Cid "You've been smoking again haven't you?"
"Yeah..." he confessed rubbing behind his head.
"Yari yari..." Kuro sighed "He started again when you disappeared"
"I was nervous ok!"
"Yeah... I'm sure you were dying for a smoke" Kuro retorted
"Urisa!" Cid shouted. I looked at him in surprise
"When did you learn to say Shut up in japanese?" I asked
"When Kuro said it to me"
"Kuro!" I cried "Stop teaching them japanese words! What if we had to say something bad about Wakka and he understood Japanese?"
"Well, SH called me a Baka ya?" Wakka said "Dunno what that means though"
"It's means your a very nice person" I lied
"Oh yeah" Kuro said pulling out a weird looking grid "Catch." Throwing it to me, I snatched it out of the air and looked at it, making a movment to put it in my mouth, Kuro threw her shoe at me
"Baka! Don't eat it!" she growled putting her shoe back on
"What? It looked like a cookie" I said rubbing me head "So, what is it??"
"It's called a garment grid" she explained "You can change into different outfits giving you different powers and such, right now your in the Festival Goer dressphere"
"I think I understand" I said looking at the grid, there was a sphere with a water balloon on it which I'm guessing is the Festival Goer dressphere, there was another sphere with a moogle head on it, another with a black mage hat, a blueish skull, a staff and a gun.
"Which dresspheres are these?" I asked
"Your getting smarter," Kuro said "Those are Festival Goer, Mascot, Black mage, Dark Knight, White mage and Gunner"
"Sugoi" I marveled
"And that concludes out tutorial of grids and spheres" Kuro humoured "Come back for the tutorial of how to use the Special dresspheres, thank you and good night" She slide her hat over her eyes and fell asleep
"Whoa, she goes to sleep fast ya?" Wakka said poking Kuro only to be rewarded by a twisted arm
"Ouch" Brother winced.
"Ok Kiako" Kakashi said patting my head "Go to sleep now, otherwise I'll make you sleep with the force sleep jutsu"
"Yessir" I saluted snagging a throw pillow and cuddling it, well it wasn't my Pikachu jumbo plush but it would have to do.
"Night everyone!" Kakashi called
"Night!"
Kakashi P.O.V
I had just turned out the light and was about to crawl under the covers when I heard the dull sound of footsteps, sitting up I saw a silouete of pointy ears and flicking tail
"Kiako?" I said as a very drowsy half awake Kiako stumbles into my room muttering something about stealing Kuro's textbook and throwing it off a cliff then being set on fire. Apparently she was sleep walking
"Hey are you ok?" I asked, Kiako didn't reply but only continously bumped into the wall, sighing and hopping out of bed, I grabbed the cat girl firmly by her shoulders and drove her across the hall into the guest room, driving her downstairs would be dangerous and fatal to both of us considering the way Kiako was teetering side to side. Laying her down on the bed and slipping a blanket over her, I returned to my room and dozed off.
Waking up with fuzzy vision, I rubbed at my eyes and felt something warm on my side, turning over, I saw an orange ball of fur beside him. Poking at it, the ball muttered
"Gimme me back my muffin Kuro...I'm warning...you..." I grinned
"Morning Kiako" he said stroking the puff ball
"GIMME MY MUFFIN KURO! I'LL EAT YOU!! AND MY MUFFIN, WITH ORANGE JUICE!!" Kiako cried jumping up and grabbing my sleeve, began to gnaw on it
"Kiako, my arm is not a muffin" I said poking her between the eyes. Blinking a few times, she quickly back away falling off the bed
"Sorry! I'm so sorry!" she cried then went down and her knees and began bowing "So sorry! So sorry! So sorry!!" she repeated bowing up and down. She kept repeating sorry until she was saying sorry so fast, it came out as gibberish. I couldn't help but chuckle
"It's ok Kiako, your dreaming" I said trying to stiffle my laughter, Kiako eyes grew wide
"I am?" she said looking around "When am I gonna wake up?"
"As soon as you go get your belongings and write a sorry note for us disappearing" I said yawning and grabbing my vest
"Yessir!" she said saluting and bolting away.
Kiako P.O.V
Jumping
the last few stairs and landing with a dull thud, I grabbed my
backpack and ripped a piece of paper out of my scribbler and
snatching a pen out of my bag, began to write what Kakashi asked me
to write
"Kiako..."
"Yeah?" I said looking up at Kakashi who was over my shoulder
"You spelt Brother and Miss wrong" he pointed out "The corrected spelling is B-R-O-T-H-E-R and M-I-S-S, Not B-R-O-D-U-R and M-E-S-E" I looked back at my paper and smacked my head
"Aw crap" I groaned "Plus I spelt Wakka as W-A-K-A-W" I quickly signed the note and left it on the table "At least they'll know it's from me"
"Yeah, now let's go before I forget what lie I'm going to tell the others" Kakashi said walking out the door.
Authors notes: Ok, that was horrendous..... I had writers block again and was on an Final Fantasy X-2 rave. The story will pick up, eventually XD Hope you liekd this chapter!