I do not own any of the Final Fantasy, Inuyasha, Naruto, or any other chracters from anime's and games. I don't own Kuro or D3pa1. I own myself and Ukeo (Please don't steal...) I'm sorry if my Indents don't show up!!
Oh! And thank you to Firamaster for letting me use his characters! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
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Sasuke at point A"
"Sakura at point B"
"I'm here"
"Naruto at point C"
"Your late Naruto" Kakashi whispered over the mini microphone
"Speak for yourseld old man!"
"How far's the target?" he asked
"Three yards, I can take it" Naruto replied
"Me too" Sakura reported
"I'm ready" Sasuke said
"COME HERE!!" Naruto cried jumping into the bushes and grabbed the cat by it's waist
"Did you get the target?" Kakashi asked
"Yup, we did" Sasuke replied "Red bow on it's left ear." I was doubling over laughing as I watched the cat scratch at Naruto, then it jumped up and started stomping on his face.
"Ya know, I've been slapped by a cat once!" I laughed "But never stomped on!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Good job team, mission of missing pet Tora found" Kakashi said
"GOD I HATE YOU FOR THIS!!" Naruto screeched into the microphone
"AHH!! IT HURTS!"
"Oh I'm so glad to have you back Tora!" a fat lady that was our client cried suffocating the cat with hugs and kisses
"I feel sorry for it now," I said
"Yeah, no wonder it wanted to get away" Sakura agreed
"Ha, take that you stupid cat" Naruto said with a dopey grin
"Ok, you next mission is," Hokage said reading off a scroll "To babysit some of the academy students"
"Yes sir" Kakashi said "Come on Team 7"
"Fine fine..." Naruto grumbled following Kakashi out the door along with the others.
"Hi leader!" Konohamaru cried as we walked through the doors of a school and into a gymnasium
"Hi Konohamaru!" Naruto said "I have to babysit you guys for a while"
"Hi kitty!" one kid yelled
"Kitty!"
"Hey look at the kitty!"
"Ah! Help me! I'm drowning in ankle biters!" I cried as all the children crowded around me "GOU MANG A!!!" I cried in chinese. Grabbing my backpack, I pulled out a tiny pink straw and a tube of special goo, dabbing some of the goo on the straw, I brought it to my lips and blew
"AHH!" some of the children screamed in surprise as the goo expanded making a bubble, blowing until I had no breath left, I pinched the end of the ballon to stop any air leaking out and held the plastic balloon for the kids to see.
"You see this?" I asked, the all nodded in amazment, I grinned and tossed the bubble into the air "GO CHASE IT!"
"WHEEEEE!!!" all the kids rushed for the bubble as it floated around the room "GET IT!"
"Be gentle or it'll pop!" I called as they ran around poking and proding at the bubble making it bounce around the gym.
"Hey how'd you make that?" Sakura asked "Why isn't it popping?"
"It's some kind of plastic goop" I said shrugging "I dunno how they made it or how I found it in my backpack but god bless" I saw the bubble that the kids were playing with beginning to deflate slightly, so I hurried and started a new one, using nearly half the tube.
"You better stand back" I advised Sakura and blew, all the children saw what I was doing and forgot about the other ballon and rushed to where I was blowing a new one. They all watched in silent facination
"Stop staring your making me nervous!" I giggled with the straw still in my mouth, the children continued to stare "If you keep staring I'll pop this bubbled now and you won't be able to play with it" some of the kids gasped and turned around while the others still watched.
"At least they're quiet" Sasuke muttered peeling off a boy that was attached to his leg, the boy was wide eyed and watching the bubble that was now bigger then my head grow bigger
"Done!" I gasped holding up a balloon the size as Konohamaru and Udon combined "You wanna play with it?" they all nodded their heads eagerly, I grinned and held the ballon up with both hands out of the children's reach "TRY AND GET IT!!!" I ran past them as they gave chase
"Get that cat!"
"Screw that get the balloon!"
"HAH HAH! IT'S MINE NOW!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!" I laughed running as fast as I could with the ankle biters at my heels, all of a sudden the ballon sliped out of my hands and flew to the ceiling of the gym
"Eh?" I looked up as did the kids, as it floated back down, all the kids made a grab for it and continued to bounce it around.
"Having fun?" Kakashi asked as I sat own beside him, all the children were occupied by the balloon so the others had free time
"Yup" I smiled "The only way to babysit is to have fun with the kids!"
"KITTY!" I fell over seeing all the children in front of me
"Yes?" I asked
"We're bored with the bubble, don't you have something else to do?" I thought and rummaged through my bag
"Well let's see" I said then spotted my mini remote control car. I smiled
"Hey kids" I said "Wanna play a game?"
"Yes yes!"
"YES DAMMIT!"
"Ok, all of you stay on one side of the gym for a moment facing the wall, no peeking" I ordered, They all obeyed and lined up.
"What're you doing?" Kakashi asked as I pulled out my car and charged up it's power
"Playing" I smiled. Setting the car on the floor, I pushed the forward button on the controller and it sprung to life "CATCH THE CAR!!" I cried
"YAY!!" they shouted running after the tiny veihcle
"Please try not to step on it!" I called after them as they ran around the gymnasium
"Hai!"
"Oh, you guys tired?" I asked as all of them were lying on the ground, I was driving the car around them
"Yes...." one boy said.
"Well, then, I dunno if I have anything else for you guys to play with if you guys are tired" I said. After ten minutes of watching the kids sitting around tired, I walked to the middle of the gym and laid on the floor.
"Hey, what're you doing?" one kid asked
"Staring at the ceiling" I replied then felt something slide in my skull "Oh nuts, I think my brains sliding to the back of my head"
"How's that possible?" another kid asked, I shrugged.
"Kitty, we wanna do something!" a girl cried as more kids agreed
"Fine," I said standing up and grabbing my laser pointer "See if you can catch this" I pointed it to the ceiling "Have fun."
"I don't think that will be nessasary" a teacher said walking into the gym "Thanks guys, your mission is over"
"YIPPEE!!" Naruto cried.
We headed back to the tower with the character Fire on it and awaited our next mission.
"Hmm, you are to go pick potatoes, buy flowers from the Yamanaka flower shop and babysit someone's grandson"
"NO!" Naruto shouted "NO THANK YOU! I WANT A MORE EXCITING MISSION!"
"I knew he'd complain about it one day..." Kakashi muttered. I looked at Sakura and Sasuke, they're probably thinking the same thing as Naruto.
"You can't do that!" Iruka cried "You have to stick to these missions!"
"But why do they have to be so boring!" Naruto retorted
"Baka! The missions go from babysitting, to assasination, that's how it works!" Iruka shreiked and began explaining that missions that are called D for genins, D and C, and B for Chunnins, and A for Jounins and Hokage.
"Sit down Iruka" Hokage said and smiled "Fine, we will give you a C rank mission"
"YAY!" Naruto cried
"You have to protect someone" Hokage said
"Is it a worlord? Or a princess prehaps?!" Naruto said eagerly.
"You'll meet him soon" Hokage said grinning "You can come in now!"
The door behind us slid open, and I nearly passed out. Instead I fell on the floor, but nobody but Kakashi, Iruka and Hokage noticed
"Hey, what's with all the super brats?" a man with gray hair and spectacles walked in drinking from a bottle of Sake
"Who the hell is this?" Naruto asked
"Who the hell is the super short brat with the super stupid looking face?" the man asked
"Heh heh! So who's the short brat with the stupid face?" Naruto laughed. Sakura, Sasuke and me stood beside him and looked down, apparently he was the shortest out of us all. Naruto glared
"KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!!" Naruto shouted as Kakashi held him back by the collar of his shirt
"You can't kill our client!" Kakashi growled. I giggled
"So our client's a drunkard??" I asked behind my giggles
"Hey watch you mouth cat" he snapped. I forced a smile and turned away
"Jackass..." I muttered under my breath
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"Your mission is to accompany Mr. Tazuna to the country of the mist and guard him until he completes the bridge in progress" Hokage said reading off a scroll "You will start after you get some supplies"
Kakashi and I headed back to his house to stock up. When I opened the door, I was greeted by two gloved hands grabbing me by the shoulders and being slammed into a nearby wall
"WHERE WERE YOU!!!" Cid screamed into my face. I was so scared I couldn't even reply
"YOU LEAVE AND LEAVE A MESSAGE THAT'S NOT EVEN LEGABLE! I CAN'T EVEN MAKE OUT THE SPELLING ERRORS!!" he screamed some more
"Ya! And you spelt my name wrong too ya!" Wakka cried from behind him
"You spelt Brother's name wrong too, along with Miss and Dummy Ninja" Kuro said "You spelt Dummy with only one M, I can't believe you were able to spell Kuro Suzaku properly"
"I AM NOT A DUMMY!" Yuffie declared.
"Told you ya should've corrected those spelling errors" Kakashi said
"Explain yourself" Baralai said crossing his arms across his chest
"I will as soon as Cid puts me down" I managed to choke out. Releasing his hold on me, Cid let me drop to the floor as I landed on my butt
"I'm sorry I left a note full of grammar and spelling errors" I began
"No question" Inuyasha said
"We had to leave to do the missions assigned to us" I explained "I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye or anything, but I didn't want to wake you guys up"
"And speaking of missions we have on now" Kakashi said "Gomenasai, but we need to go pack" he walked up the stairs.
"Kuro I need my laptop back" I said snatching it off the couch and stuffing it into my bag
"Yea yeah whatever" she said looking in a book with her brow furrowed
"Hey what ya doing?" I asked waling closer and peered over her shoulder "A TEXT BOOK?!" I cried
"Yeah, I gotta huge test next week!" she argued
"THAT IS IT" I shouted "GIMME!" I grabbed the text book out of her hands and ran out the door
"HEY! THAT'S MY TEXTBOOK!" I heard a whirling sound and heard gunshots being fired. I turned around and gasped as a very angry Kuro with guns stepped out the door
"Uh oh..."
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" she screamed and began shooting again. I screamed and used the text book as a shield
" I HAVE A HOSTAGE!!" I cried "ONE BAD SHOT AND THE TEXT BOOK GETS IT!! I'LL SET IT ON FIRE!!!"
"I'll set you on fire first then set it on fire myself using you as a match!"
"Ok you guys stop it" Kakashi said grabbing the text book out of my hands and handing it back to Kuro
"Aww..." I smiled sweetly at Kuro, whos temple was twitching violently and sprinted back into the house.
"Hurry and get your stuff!" Kakashi called after me
"'Kay!" I said "Kuro I'm taking back my laptop!" grabbing my handy dandy laptop and stuffing it into my bag
"YOU ALREADY SAID THAT!!" I ran upstairs and looked around for anything I might have missed
"Sensei!" I called "Do we need anyhing else!?"
"Go into the closet! There should be at least two bed rolls!!" he called back
"HAI!" I replied dashing to a door, hey it looked close enough to a closet. Turning the knob and thrusting the door open, I smiled as I saw two blue bundles
"I HAVE THEM!" I called grabbing them and running down the stairs. I guess I ran too fast cause my shoe lace undid itself and... Lo and behold.
"AHH! " I tripped on my shoelace and fell face first down the stairs, with the bed rolls flying
"Hey what happened this time?" Kakashi asked "Kiako? Are you ok?" he bent down beside me and rubbed my head
"I gots an owie" I said feeling my head pounding
"Up we get" he said grabbing me under my arms and lifting me up "You ok?" I nodded and picked up the bed rolls
"I will as soon as my brain rights itself" I replied with a grin and ran to where our backpacks sat.
"Bye guys!" I called waving as we left Kakashi's house
"Bye!"
"Don't forget to write!"
"Don't die!" Kuro called with a smile, I mean she actually smiled!
"I won't!" I grinned
"Be careful!"
"Stay away from pebbles and pennies!"
"I will guys!" With that, I jumped away after Kakashi.
"Everyone ready?" Kakashi asked
"Yup!" I said
"HELL YA!" Naruto laughed
"Um hm" Sakura and Sasuke nodded
"Hurry up super brats" Tazuna-san said
"I'LL KILL YOU!" Naruto screamed with Kakashi holding the back of his collar again
"Didn't I tell you to stop doing that?" he said "Moron...." I laughed
"Let's go!" I said turning around and hopped four times ahead.
"Are we there yet?" I asked Sakura for the bazzilionth time
"When did you get so annoying?" she asked, I scrunched my face in thought
"Well, I had a pixie stick before we left" I said remembering the sour sugar crystals
"What's a, pixie stick?" Sakura asked curiously
"I'm glad you asked!" I grinned diving my hand into my backpack and pulling out the colorful straws "Have one!"
"It's so sour!" she said puckering up
"It's good though!" I said eating some of the crystals and began bouncing around and started hopping and dancing
"Why are you so energetic all of a sudden?" asked Kakashi
"PIXIE STICKS!" I cried holding them out while jumping, In one long sweeping motion, he snatched them out of my hand.
"No more of those for you" he said with a smile
"Aww...." I groaned and began to shuffle my feet.
"Here," Kakashi said handing me a kunai, four shurikens and a bundle of small paper "This'll cheer you up, and those pieces of paper are explosive notes"
"YAY!!" I said happily "My first ninja weapons!"
"Why does it feel like he just gave a child scissors?" Sakura asked
"More like a knife to a monkey" Sasuke grumbled
"Who're you calling a monkey?!" Naruto cried
"I wasn't talking about you baka!"
As we passed by a puddle, I smiled widely
"YOKA!" I cried making a jump for it only to be held in mid air
"Eh?" I said swinging my legs around, if you were looking from someone elses veiw, you'd see me running in mid air probably
"Are you hiding more of those pixie sticks and secretly eatting them?" Kakashi asked setting me down
"No" I said then looked sadly at the puddle "Me not allowed to splash in puddle?"
"Sorry Kiako-chan, no" he said patting my head
"Okie" I said running ahead with my arms spread out "BERRRM!! I'M AN AIRPLANE!!" I flew circles around Naruto a few times and sped ahead. Then, stopping so fast I fell on my face, I turned around and stared at the puddle again
"What is it now? Are you gonna try to jump into it again?" Sakura asked
"Just a sec!" I said zooming back to the water puddle. Curiously, I took my right finger, and stuck it into the water drawing circles.
"KIAKO! LOOK OUT!" I razored backwards as a metal claw zoomed out of the puddle and grabbed my bangs
"OWIE!!" I shouted grabbing the base of the claw as a head with a gas mask on slowly emerged from the puddle
"One down!" it said in a watery tone
"Lemme go!" I shouted taking my kunai and hammering at the claw "lemmegolemmegolemmegolemmego!!!"
"That's annoying!" the other guy said letting go of my hair and slashing his claw at me.
Damn my slow reflexes.
"OWWW!! EDAE!!!!" I screamed as the claw tore at the band-aide that was on my forehead cutting deeper "THAT HURTS EVEN MORE YOU BASTARD!!!"
"One down!" he said again and grunted in pain as Kakashi grabbed him and thrust his knee into his stomache. Suddenly chains with pointy stuff on them flew out of the mans claw and wrapped around Kakashi's body
"What the-?" he said "There's two!"
"Now it's one down!" the other masked person shouted pulling his claw. I watched in horror as Kakashi was torn into shreads and the remains fell into the bushes, my legs locked as I stared in shock and rage overtook me.
"YOU #$# BASTARDS!!" I swore preforming a seal "Henge no jutsu!" I transformed into the scariest thing I knew
"FEAR THE WRATH OF SHADOW- Er, I mean, KURO SUZAKU!!!" I shouted in the form of my best friend, course I made some modifications like pointy teeth and maybe some devil horns, Plus a fiery red glowing aura! Hey that's how she looks to me when she gets angry at me, minus the guns.
"Fira!" I cried waving Kuro's wand, or staff, whatever it is! It's a waff! A flame appeared near a tree setting the tree on fire
"Hey! That's not fair! Magic doesn't miss!" I shouted swinging my fist around "THIS IS DEFYING THAT LAWS OF MAGIC!!!" I heard a scream from Naruto and returned to my normal form and ran as fast as I could with my bag weighing me down.
"Mister watch out!" Sakura cried standing in front of Tazuna-san wih a kunai in hand, I also saw Sasuke zoom in front of her with his arms spread out. I glanced down and saw the mask dude with his claw ready to strike
"Nice try!" I cried dashing in front of the dude and grabing the claw with one hand and his other hand with my other hand, it felt like a mercy fight. Ya know, that game where you squeeze the other persons hand until they shout mercy? Oh whatever... I pushed and slowly forced the masked man back
"The claw to my head stung like a B.I.T.C.H!!!" I swore and kicked him back.
"Kiako!" Sakura shouted, I turned and saw the other masked dude and stumbled backwards, Quickly putting my hands into a cross finger seal, I concentrated
"Kage bunshin no jutsu!" I shouted and a barrage of me's popped up only to disappear in a puff of smoke as the mask dude tossed them away like rag dolls. Creating another wave of clones as a momentary sheild, I grabbed at least five of those explosive notes and slapped them on the back of my clones then backed away
BOOM! BAM! WA POW! Ok I'll stop with the sound effects. I watched my clones disappear and five of them explode in the masked dudes face, making him cough and jump away
"Oh yeah!" I shouted throwing my fists into the air "Stuff that goes BOOM!!"
"Nice job guys" I turned around and felt my eyes widen so much that I was scared they'd pop out
"Sensei?" Sakura gasped "But what about-" I looked back at the pile that was Kakashi's remains and saw it was only a pile of logs.
"Kawarami no jutsu eh?" Sasuke whistled. I just gawked at Kakashi, he had both of the masked dudes by their necks and was standing over me with a smile
"Kiako, are you okay?" he asked. I ran over to him and jumped up trying to hit his head but ended up hitting his chest, hey he's way taller then me! He's six foot one! I'm Five foot two and a half!
"YOU JERK!!" I cried pounded on him "SCARING ME LIKE THAT!!!"
"Stop hitting me, as soon as I tie these two up then you can hit me all you want" Kakashi said brushing past me and stuck them to a tree. After he tied them up, he walked over to me and hit me sharply over the head
"Ow" I said rubbing my head "What was that for?!"
"For not telling me you had a cut on your head in the first place" he said strictly "Sometimes I wonder if you like getting hurt"
"What about you huh?" I argued jumping around and waving around my fists "Pretending to get shreaded and getting me all worked up and-" I stopped when Kakashi put his arms around me into a hug
"Calm down, You worry too much" he said gently rubbing my head then pulled away kneeling in front of me with a smile "Now, Let's get that gash on your head fixed up"
"Sensei!" Sakura called "Naruto's hurt!"
"I'll deal with my owie" I said "You take care of puffy cakes over there"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING PUFFY CAKES?!?!" Naruto shouted
"Hey, you ok scary cat?" Ssuke said to Naruto
"SASUKE!" Naruto cried and charged at him
"Naruto!" Kakashi barked as Naruto braked "Don't move around! The poisin will spread then" Naruto growled and cradled his hand with the scratch marks.
"And, I..." I said to myself trying to fit the band-aide on my head "Got it!" I turned to Sakura "Is my band-aide on straight?"
"No." Sasuke said
"I didn't ask you other puffy cake"
"Stop calling everyone puffy cakes" Sakura said
"Ok other, other puffy cake!" I joked.
"So, Tazuna-san," Kakashi said "Why did you lie?"
"Who, what?" I said hopping beside him
"What about them?" Tazuna-san said gesturing to the two claw dudes on the tree
"I could have easily killed them if I wanted to," Kakashi said "But there was something I needed to know,"
"Yes?"
"Ok, I'm missing something," I whispered to Sakura "What did Mr. Puffy cake-san do?"
"I don't know, shut up and listen" she whispered back "And stop calling everyone puffy cake!".
"We were told to only accompany you to the land of the mist and protect you from bandits and thieves until the brige was completed" Kakashi said "You didn't say anything about nins chasing you"
"The land of the mist is a poor country," Tazuna started "We didn't have the money for a high rank mission so I lied and said for it to be a C mission as you guys call it"
"Well, I guess we'll have to turn back to the village since this is a false mission" Kakashi said "Plus we have to get Naruto's hand treated" Naruto growled
"So what?!" he cried "Let's just go on!"
"If you go on then the poison will spread and you'll die" Kakashi said crossing his arms. Naruto snarled and whipping out a kunai, stabbed it into his hand making blood splash everywhere
"Baka!" I shouted "What're you doing?!" Naruto just winced and turned away. After a few moments which was about 20 blood drops from Naruto's hand and yes I was counting, he turned around and grinned
"Let's go" he said
"Naruto" Kakahi said stepping up "It good that you got rid of the poisin and all, but now you'll die of blood lose. There was a long silence. Naruto stood there with his bloody hand with a funny look on his face and the part onder his forehead protector was turning slightly blue
"You know" Kakashi said smiling beside him "It's not good if you don't stop that right away, seriously" Naruto jumped up and started running around
"AHHH!! NO!! NO!! I'M GONNA DIE!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!" he cried jumping around
"Let me see your hand, I'll fix it" Kakashi said. Naruto handed Kakashi his hand but kept jumping on the spot
"SAVE ME!! SAVE MEEEEE!!!" he screamed "I WANNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET SAKURA TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!"
"Not on his life...." Sakura groaned to me. I laughed
"Well, now that that's solved, let's go!" I said taking out a pixie stick and dumping its contents into my mouth
"So you were eatting them secretly!" Kakashi said laughing
"You are so going to be high" Sakura said shaking her head.
"Car wash!! Going through the car wash yeah!" I sang as my laptop played the car wash song, Hey it's a good song "Hey! Get your car washed today!"
"Would you please stop singing?" Sasuke said
"Or at least play a different song" Sakura said
"Fine fine fine" I said taking out my laptop and searching through my folders clicking on a Futurama song.
"We are free and fairly sober with so many toys to build!" I sang "The machines are kinda tricky probably someone will be killed!"
"Didn't i say stop singing?"
"But will gladly work for nothing which is good because we don't intend to pay!" I sang some more "We have just a couple of hours to make several billion gifts, and the labour isn't easy and you'll all work triple shifts"
"STOP SINGING!!"
"You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed! It's back to work on X-mas eve!" I sang "And though your cold and sore and ugly! Your pride will hide the pain! Let my happy smile warm your heart, there's a toy lodged in my brain!"
"This is an akward song..." Kakashi muttered.
"We are getting very tired and we can't work any faster and very very sorry" I sang more then switched to a Bender impersonation "Why you selfish little bastards! Do you want the kids the think that Santa's nothing but an empty handed jerk! Then shut up yaps and back to work"
"STOP. SINGING"
"It's almost done I swear just lemme finish" I said then continued to sing "Now it's very nearly X-mas and we did the best we could. These toy soldiers are poorly painted and they're made from inferior wood"
"Almost done she says..." I quickly switched to Bender voice
"I should give you all a beating but I really have to fly" I switched back to normal "If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye"
"Hurry up and finish!"
"Now it's back into our tennaments to drown ourselves in Rye, You did the best you could I guess that these gorrilas are ok" I sang "Yay! They're adaquit! The elves have rescued X-mas day! HURRAY!!"
"Are you done now?!" Sasuke shouted in my face
"Yes."
"Good..." he growled "Don't ever play or sing that song again"
"Ummm," I laughed weakly "I had the song on repeat so it'll play and play until I stop it"
"THEN STOP IT!!"
"Yessir!"
After turning the music off, I smiled weakly at everyone
"Semimosa" I apologized
"Just don't play it again, that song can drive someone mad" Sakura said. I smiled
"What're you grinning about?" Mr. Puffy cakes, er I mean Mr. Tazuna-san asked
"I'm gonna sing the doom song now!" I said with the Doom song from Invader Zim. D3pa1 told me that a robot named GIR sang it, she sent it to me and I played it for nearly three hours straight! Course it drove my mom, sister and dog nuts so I got in trouble....
"DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!! DOOM DOOM DOOM!! DOOM, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOOM!!!" I sang
"ARG!!" Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto cried "IT'S SO ANNOYING!!!"
"DOOM!! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!! DOOMIE DOOM DOOM, DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOM!!" I laughed "DOOM, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOMIE DOOM. DOOM DOOM DOOM, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM!!! Doom doom doom the end!" I finished
"No...more... I give in..." Naruto whimpered on the floor covering his ears.
"Now that, was the most annoying song I've ever heard" I looked up at a tree and saw a ninja dude! He had a superly cool shiny helmet and a shuriken in his hand! Plus the suit was superly cool and shiny and cool and, ok I'll shut up now....
"Hi ninja puffy cakes!" I blurted out waving my arms around, sorry, I couldn't resist
"ARG!" the ninja shouted falling out of the tree "I am NOT! I repeat NOT Puffy cakes! Beside that song is from Futurama"
"Hey how you do know that?" I asked then smiled "I like Bender"
"Stop changing the subject!"
"Fine Ninja puffy cakes..."
"I AM NOT PUFFY CAKES!!" the ninja shouted
"She's been calling everyone puffy cakes..." Sakura said "It's probably the pixie sticks she has been eatting"
"I see, those pixie sticks can make a person pretty twisted" the ninja said
"PIXIE STICKS ARE GOOD!!" I shouted in my sugar high "DO YOU WANT SOME NINJA PUFFY CAKES??"
"MY NAME IS NOT PUFFY CAKES!!" the ninja yelled "MY NAME IS ZERO!!"
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Authors notes: YAY! THANK YOU FIRAMASTER!! Hugs!
Firamaster: Umm, your welcome?
Zero: NOOO!! I'M DOOMED! DOOMED TO OBLIVION!! Falls on knees
Lionel: Oh cut the theatrics.....
Zero: Make me...
Lionel: What was that?
Zero: Nothing!!
Kuro: Can we go home now!?!