I do not own any of the Final Fantasy, Inuyasha, Naruto, or any other characters from anime's and games. I don't own Kuro, Kosarai or D3pa1. I own myself and Ukeo (Please don't steal...) I'm sorry if my Indents don't show up!! Since they don't show up, a new paragraph will start when there are three squares like this Ê"Ê·Ê· And if those three squares don't show up I"m sorry if they don't ;
Oh! And thank you to Firamaster for letting me use his characters! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
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"Zero?" I said then grinned "Zero puffy cakes!!"
"ARG!" Zero cried "Get it through your thick skull! I'm just Zero! That's it! No Puffy cakes!"
"Ok ok sorry!" I said then whispered "Puffy cakes...."
"Excuse me but who are you?" Kakashi asked
"I'm Zero, master theif!" Zero said twirling a shuriken on his finger "And I'll just steal that laptop-" he was interuppted when a pole crashed onto his head smashing him into the ground
"Huh?" I said dumbfounded then bent down beside him "Are, you ok?"
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"Zero, are you stealing again?" a boy with black spikey hair with a black tenchcoat and jeans said sliding down the pole
"YOUR THE ONE WHO LANDED ON MY HEAD WITH YOUR STUPID EXTENDO POLE!!" Zero shouted rubbing his head, I think I see an indent where he was smushed into the ground
"Calm down jeez"
"Shut up you spikey toliet brush head....." Zero said
"Dude that is so uncool!" the boy said taking his pole and hitting Zero over the head with it again and again "Of all the people I get lost with why do I end up with you?"
"Shut up Kelvis! And stop hitting me!!" Zero yelled "It's not like I wanna share the same airspace as you..."
"Ahem" I cleared my throat to get their attention "I'm missing something, where'd you guys come from and who are you?"
"Oh, sorry" the boy said rubbing behind his head "I'm Kelvis, Kelvis Draken. Nice to meet you" he held out his hand and we shook
"It's nice you guys are getting aquanted but can you GET OFF MY BACK?!" Zero yelled
"Oh, that's why the ground was moving and squirming" Kelvis said stepping off the theif
"Man, I swear that utility belt of yours weighs a ton!" Zero said stretching his back.
"Anyway, I didn't catch your name" Kelvis said
"Oh, I'm Kiako" I said smiling "These are my friends Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto. We're just accompanying Mr. Puffy cakes, er Tazuna-san back to his village safely"
"Hi, nice to meet you all" Kelvis said then taking his extendo pole, hit Zero over the head again
"OW! HEY!!"
"Stop trying to steal their stuff!" Kelvis barked
"Fine! I already got a a pack of cup ramen, and I ain't sharing it with you!" Zero said holding up the cup
"HEY!! THAT'S MY RAMEN!!!" Naruto shouted "I'LL KILL YOU!! KILL YOU!!"
"Try an catch me first kid!" Zero taunted running ahead of the road
"I'LL KILL YOU!!" Naruto cried as Zero lead him in circles. I burst out laughing
"Run Zero Run!" I shouted
"Zero just give it back! We have to find the others" Kel said "I'll hit you over the head again"
"Fine whatever, I just wanna find Lionel as fast as possible so I can get away from you and go scam some hot chicks at the beach" Zero said tossing the ramen into a nearby tree "I won't be able to eat it with this helmet on anyway"
"My precious...... My precious ramen" Naruto said cooing over his cup ramen
"Cho baka..." I muttered, Cho Baka means Super Idiot for you people who don't know japanese. Well, I don't really know japanese, but I'm learning!! Really! I'm getting better!!
"Agreed" Kakashi said.
"So who you guys exactly looking for?" I asked
"I'm looking for my friends" Kel said "Have you seen them? There's a girl with brown hair and blond highlights, she carries a bow and arrow and her name's Trigger and there's a boy that has a black face and big yellow eyes and his name's Vivi and-"
"Vivi? Vivi Ornitier?" my head shot up "I know Vivi, he's like my little brother"
"Huh?" Kel and Zero said at the same time
"Yeah, we go way back" I said rubbing behind my head "I just don't know where he is now."
"Oh..." Kel said disappointed
"But I know he's with my other friend" I said thoughtfully scratching my temple "Maybe he might be with D3pa1, or maybe with Rikku... Umm.... Red XIII prehaps?"
"Whoa whoa slow down!" Kel said waving his arms "You know Rikku and Red?" I nodded
"Um hm, Cid, Yuffie and Wakka are at Kakashi's house too" Kelvis looked like he was about to have a heart attack
"And here I thought I was the only one who met the FF characters" he said
"If you don't mind, I'd like to get this stupid mission over as soon as possible..." Sasuke said
"You guys can tag along if you like" Kakashi said "Just try not to complicate our mission"
"Yeah, just try not to get in the way too" Naruto said stalking ahead. I smiled at Kelvis and Zero
"Well, Let's go!" I said happily and ran past Naruto slapping his shoulder "I'll race you to that tree!!"
"Hey! You got a head start!! NO FAIR!"
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We reached a pier thick with mist where a motor boat was there and a person too
"Hurry and get in" the person hissed. We all hopped into the boat and the man began to paddle
"How come you don't use the motor?" I asked curiously then got smacked in the head with a wet paddle "Ouch!"
"What's you do that for!!?" Naruto yelled and got hit over the head as well
"Baka! If we did we'd be heard" the man said "Then Gato will take everything of value from us"
"Gato?" Sakura asked
"Gato is a businessman, a very bad one at that" Kakashi explained "By hiring nins and taking over small villages, that's how he makes makes a living"
"That's pretty damn low..." Kel said fiddling with a gizmo "Even lower then your stealing Zero"
"Shut up before I kick your sorry ass" Zero grumbled.
"Tazuna-san," Kakashi said "We might not be able to continue this mission"
"Cause it's false right?" Tazuna-san said "Well, I guess I could just die, But then my super cute grandson will cry and cry and never stop! And my dear daughter will hate leaf ninjas for ever and ever and ever!"
There was a long uneasy pause.
"Con-artist" Kel, Zero and me whispered at the same time. Kakashi scratched at his forehead protector
"Well, I guess we'll just have to continue on" he said shrugging, I looked at Tazuna-san who looked back and did the victory sign with his hand
"I win" he mouthed as I rolled my eyes.
"We're here" the man who was paddling said, We all looked past the mist and saw tiny houses held up by wooden poles
"Yes!" Naruto shouted "We finally made it into the land of the mist!"
"The village is just beyond that forest" Tazuna-san said pointing to a bunch fo trees
"Well, let's go!" Naruto shouted running. I was about to bolt after him when I remembered something and turned around
"Thank you for the ride!" I said to the man bowing and running away waving "Bye!"
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When we were about in the middle of the forest, I wasn't doing so well. For instance, I bumped into Kel about three times and tripped on Zero's foot. Plus I fell asleep while walking and went chasing after a moogle that didn't even exist! Now I was shuffling my feet looking at the ground
"Kiako, are you ok?" Kel asked. I nodded
"I'm fine, just a bit tired" I replied looking up and smiling
"Yo! Ninja leader with the silver hair!" Zero called "You might wanna come and see this"
"Yes?" Kakashi asked
"Kiako ain't doin' too good, her head's split in half" Zero said
"How now brown cow" I muttered as purple filled my vision, I felt something touch my forehead where my crooked band-aide was and peel it off "Owie..."
"You completely missed your gash and put the band-aide in your hair instead" Kakashi said as I felt him put on a different band-aide "Your getting tired from blood lose"
"My...brain hurts..." I muttered "But I'll be ok" I forced a smile
"If you insist" Kakash said patting my head and walking back to the others. I looked at Kelvis who had a look of worry on his face and grinned
"Really, I'm fine" I said, Kel smiled and walked forward
"Well if your fine then hurry up and walk" Zero said
"I'm coming" I said obidiently taking a step foreward. My eyes snapped shut, my brain let out a pulse and I just blacked out.
Third Person P.O.V
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Hearing a thump, Kelvis turned around and froze. From behind his helmet, Zero raised his eyebrow
"What're you looking at?" he said also turning around "Hey! Kiako! You doin' ok?" he walked over to the limp cat girl and picked her up under her arms
"Kakashi!" Kel called to the shinobi "We have a bit of a problem!"
"Hm?" Kakashi turned and with surprising speed, dashed to where Kiako was laying
"What happened? She was fine and hyper a while ago" Zero said giving Kiako's cat ears a firm tug "Yo! Wake up!"
"It must have been from the blood lose" Kakashi said "I didn't count on both of those brothers having poison claws"
"Maybe you should pay a little bit more attention then Kakashi" A boy with silver hair, a hoody and two katanas walked out of the forest
"And you might be?" Kakashi asked
"A friend of Kiako's" the boy said kneeling beside her and taking out a bottle, pulled out the cork at the end with his teeth.
"Hey what're you doing?" Sakura asked suspicously
"It's a potion called a Remedy" the boy said tipping the bottle so the clear liquid poured into Kiako's mouth. Instantly her eyes flew open and she blinked a couple of times
"Huh?" Kiako sat up and rubbed her head "What happened? And why does my mouth taste like strawberries?"
"Yo, Kiako-chan" the boy smiled. Kiako grinned
"KOSARAI-SAN!!" she cried putting the boy into a death hug
"It's, nice to see you again too!" Kosarai said patting her head "I can't breathe..."
"Sorry" Kiako apologized letting go.
Kiako P.O.V
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"So how'd you get here?" I asked Kosarai, I was thrilled to see him and I was even more thrilled to see his shiny swords. I like swords.
"Actually, I kinda wandered around Macalania forest for a while" Kosarai said "The forests are disappearing slowly, pretty soon the entire forest will be gone"
"Why?" I asked
"I haven't the faintest clue"
"It's actually kinda a shame, M forests was kinda a nice place to be" Zero said
"You've been there?" I asked
"Let's just say I had my little adventures there"
"Yeah while you were stealing from Guados..." Kel muttered
"Get lost or get tossed!" Zero growled shaking his fist.
"Well, I'll be going" Kosarai-san said "I have to go look for someone"
"Okie" I said giving him a hug "Bye bye"
"See you later Kiako-chan, and be careful" he said and ran into the forest.
"Well," Kakashi said "Let's continue on"
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After about an hour or so of walking it began to get dark.
"Well, we should rest for the night" Kakashi said leading us into a tiny clearing with trees surrounding it, he ordered Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke to go find wood for fire and asked me to help set up camp. Zero, Kel and Mr. Puffy cakes were suppose to sit and watch.
"Oh man I'm sore all over..." I muttered laying out Kakashi's and my bed roll
"That's what poison can do to you" Kakashi said collecting leaves
"Hey what ya gonna do with those?" I asked
"Just make some tea" he said
"Tea? I was hoping for a soda..." Zero said leaning against a tree
"You can have a soda as soon as I'm done trying to un-puff these bed rolls" I said flattening the cursed rolls.
When we had camp all set up and had a bright fire burning, he all sat around the fire sipping tea, well, except for Zero and Kel, they had the two soda's I had in my backpack.
"How much farther till we get to the village sensei?" Sakura asked
"We should be there by tomarrow" he said poking at the fire with a stick
"Great!" Naruto said "I can't wait!" I smiled and took a sip of my tea
"Hm..." I said thoughtfully looking in my cup
"Something wrong?" Kakashi asked
"I'm just kinda wondering how Kuro and them are doing and if Wakka set your house on fire" I said drawing circles in the dirt with my kunai.
"Hopefully Kuro and my house are ok" Kakashi said nervously "I hope my dogs haven't eatten Wakka"
"Ya" I nodded. Kakashi stood up
"Well, we better get some rest" he said extinguishing the fire with some water leaving only the glowing embers "Can anyone stay up and keep watch?"
"I will" Kel said standing up "I'm too jumpy from the soda anyway"
"That's what Coca cola can do to you" I said curling up in my bed roll beside Kakashi
"G'Night!" Zero called
"Night night puffy cakes!" I called back
"I AM NOT PUFFY CAKES!!"
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When I woke up it was still dark
"Huh?" I proped myself on my elbow and rubbed my eyes "How long have I been asleep?"
"For about an hour or so" Kel said yawning
"Go to sleep then, you can use my bed roll" I said
"But-" Kel began
"Bed! Now!" I said pushing him in the direction of my roll
"Ok if you insist!" Kel said climbing in and immidetly falling asleep. I could tell cause I heard him snore. Looking for something to occupy me, I practiced doing a few jutsus.
"Bunshi no jutsu" I whispered and a clone puffed to life beside me, I smiled then took out the garment grid Kuro gave me.
"I wonder how I'd look like in Mascot?" I said out loud and pressed my finger on the sphere with the moogle head on it, Light surrounded me and a strange whirling sound rang in my ears until everything stopped. I opened my eyes and was looking through two semi transparent circles. I felt my face and found out a helmet kinda thingy was on my head, pulling it off, I looked at the head of the Mascot costume.
"A moomba?" I said then stood up "I'm a moomba?!"
"What's a moomba?" I jumped in surprise and shoved the moomba head back on top of mine
"It's just me" Kakashi said sitting down beside me
"Oh, my bad" I rubbed behind my head with my covered hand, feels like a mitten.
"So, you playing with that grid Kuro gave you?" Kakashi asked
"Well, I'm on guard duty now so I might as well learn how to use it" I said taking the grid out and pressing on the water ballon sphere to return to my normal clothes.
"Want to learn a new jutsu?" Kakashi asked, I grinned and nodded furiously until I heard my brain hit the top of my head.
"Ok, here are the seals" Kakash showed me a few seals and I copied them, not perfectly of course but pretty close.
"Good, now let's see if you got it" He leaded me into a clearing and picked up some rocks "See if you can use Kawarami properly" he threw a rock and I did the seals only to have the rock collide with my nose
"Ouchie!" I rubbed me nose and checked if it was bleeding
"You did a seal wrong" he said tossing a rock in the air
"Arg..." I groaned
"Wanna try again?"
"Um hm" I agreed.
After nearly six tries, I pretty much had the technique all figured out
"Great job, that's it" Kakashi said patting my head, which was full of dents
"Whoo" I whooped and fell over "Oi...."
"Hey what's going on here?" I looked up and saw Zero looking through the trees "What's up?"
"Oh nothing, we were just talking" Kakashi said "Come on Kiako, you better get some rest"
"Hai" I staggered to my feet and ran back to camp.
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I awoke and pulled my sleeve over my eyes to block out the bright sun
"Ahug......." I groaned and layed back down
"Oh, you awake" I felt something pet my head and something pull at my ear
"These are soft ears"
"Me next!"
"Zero stop pulling her ears!" I heard Sakura scold and a loud yawn from Naruto. I looked up and saw Kakashi, Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke's smiling faces
"Ohiyou!" Sakura said cheerfully
"Eh..." I groaned and rolled to the side
"Aw, she look cute sleeping in your lap!" I heard Zero retort
"What ya jealous Zero?" Kel taunted
"No way! That kid is annoying! Especially when high on pixie sticks!"
"Ok Kiako, time to get up"
"Idon'twanna" I mumbled.
"I have your Oreos" Naruto said "I'm gonna eat them!"
"MINE!" I shouted grabbing Naruto by his throat and shaking him silly "THOSE ARE MY OREOS!!" Everyone laughed as I strangled Naruto, I was laughing so hard I let go and had to lean on a tree for support!
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As we walked, Sasuke walked ahead slightly in front of Naruto and I saw Naruto scowl. He suddenly stopped and began looking side to side
"Ade?" I said cocking my head to the side
"Over there!" Naruto shouted throwing a kunai into the bushes. Everyone froze, I half expected something to jump out and steal the Oreos that were in my bag but I think Zero already got them but nothing happened! Whooo!! Man, gotta stop eatting them pixie sticks....
"Oh, It was just a shadow" Naruto said
"You idiot! Trying to act cool!" Sakura cried
"Ya know if you try to act cool then you just end up looking stupid" I said thinking of Reno back home, I wonder how that dope's holding out, probably busy getting high on Listerine.
"Really! I saw something!" Naruto said "Over there!"he then threw his kunai again near the bushes
"Naruto, stop wasting you kunais...." Kakashi said rubbing his temples, he looked like he was having a mjor headache! Naruto then looked over the bushes
"ACK!!"
"Huh?" we all rushed to see what had happened and saw a white rabbit with the kunai just missing it
"Look what you did to the poor bunny!" I shouted. Naruto scooped the bunny in his arms
"I'm so sorry Mr. Bunny!" he wailed. While Naruto cried over the bunny, I looked over at Kakashi
"Something wrong?" I asked
"The rabbit's a white one," he said
"Abraca duh" I said "We can all see that unless someone's color blind"
"It's the middle of spring, white is a rabbit's winter colors" Kakashi said putting his hand on his slanted forehead protector "Kiako, can you smell anything?"
"Ade?" I sniffed the air, something smells kinda fishy, literally! "I smell fish, and something wet" I looked to the side and saw a lake "Oh..."
"Everyone get down!" Kakashi ordered grabbing my collar and shoving me down onto the road, I heard a thunk and looked up seeing a very familiar sword stuck in the side of the tree. When I took a closer look I inhaled so fast I probably would have passed out
"What's wrong?" Kakashi asked
"The sword," I started "From my dream, that's the sword!" I started backing away
"Hello Copy ninja" I looked back at the sword and I swear I probably really would have passed out if it weren't for the pixie sticks I ate earlier
"Is he from your dream too?" Kakashi whispered to me. I swallowed and nodded
"So, what's the famous Copy ninja doing all the way out here?" the man on the sword asked. He had no shirt, a forehead protector with waves on it, striped pants, army kinda looking armbands and cloth covering his mouth
"Yo Demon of the mist" Kakashi said "Momuchi Zabuza"
"Hatake Kakashi" Zabuza said "Or should I say Sharingan Kakashi?"
"Hm, So you heard" Kakashi said "What do you want?"
"Actually, I've come to kill Tazuna over there, But it seems he hired you guys" Zabuza said "I knew Gato said that he hired nins, but I didn't imagine the Copy ninja"
"Hm," Kakashi said reaching to his forehead protector and sliding his fingers underneath it "Well, I can't let you kill Tazuna-san, so I'll just have to fight you"
"Kakashi," I said trying to prevent my voice from cracking "Please don't.... Please....I'll...I'll eat pixie sticks and get hyper again!"
"It's ok Kiako," Kakashi said softly to me "I'll be fine, just protect Tazuna-san, that's an order for all of you"
"Hai..." I said and backed up towards Tazuna
"What should we do?" Zero asked
"I think we should help them protect Tazuna" Kel said drawing out his extendo pole"At least until we find the others"
"Damn you for looking so much like Lionel..." Zero said taking out a handful of shurikens.
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"Now you'll see why I'm known as the copy ninja" Kakashi said
"Oh, I kinda feel honoured" Zabuza said "I'll get to see the famous Sharingan eye"
"Sharingan?" I muttered getting prepared for defense. Kakashi lifted up his headband and revealed a scar over his left eye, I squinted to get a better look
"Sasuke, what's Sharingan?" Sakura asked
"It's a special pupil for the eye of a special blood clan" Sasuke explained "Like the Hyuuga clan has the Byukagan"
"Byukagan? You mean Hinata?" I asked
"Yes"
"You wanted to see the famous Sharingan, here it is!" Kakashi opened his left eye revealing his eye being red with a swirl patteren inside of it
"Whoa" I stared at the eye mesmorized.
"Ooh!" Zabuza said "Fine, then show me what you've got Kakashi!" with that he jumped down taking his sword with him and preformed a seal. Immidietly the air was thick with mist
"Eep!" I squeaked "Kakashi?!" We rushed near the banks of the lake and saw Kakashi, he did a seal and a strange aura passes through the area blowing away some of the mist.
"Why, why is it getting so hard to breathe?" I said to myself and looked around for the others but saw nothing but swirling black and white "Kakashi?!"
"It's ok Kiako" I looked up and saw Kakashi with his back to me "I'll protect you guys even if it kills me!"
Author notes: I'm sorry this was so late coming! I would have submitted this sooner but me crappy internet crapped out on me.... I'm submitting this from the computer that's in the office, the one that's NOT in my room where I can do whatever I want... Well, I hope you liked it! Bye!!