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Oh! And thank you Firamaster for using your characters!
And thank god for the people who made Red v Blue! You can find some of the episodes at and go to achieves.
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I cringed and felt something just bump my leg and looked up.
"Dammit Grif learn to drive already! Or I'll have Simmons cut your throat in your sleep!" a voice said
"And I'd do it too!" another voice said.
"Hey are you ok?" I looked up even farther and saw a orange armoured Spartan, a maroon colored Spartan and a red colored Spartan.
"Uhhh..." I started and nodded
"Sir, what is it?" the maroon one asked the red one
"Can I shoot it?" the orange one asked.
"Gimme a break!" the red one shouted and pointed at me "You, get in here"
"Ummm," I obeyed and looked if there were any seats in the vehicle. Hey it's a warthog from Halo!
"Sir there aren't any more seats, it would be very unsafe if it-" the maroon guy started
"Who cares? Let it sit in your lap" the orange one said "Hey you! Get in here!" I was about to move but then the maroon one stepped out of the warthog and lifted me up
"AHHH!" I curled into the tightest ball possible
"Hey relax kitty cat" maroon guy said "Here, just to make you feel better my name's Private Simmons"
"I'm Grif! And that's the Sergeant" the orange one said.
"H-Hi" I stuttered. I didn't know Spartans come in different colors!
"Come on! Let's go before the blues see us!" the Sergeant ordered
"Right away sir" Grif said turning towards a building with red on it.
"So, sir" Simmons asked "Why are we taking it with us? It could be with the blues"
"Simmons it's orange! It can't possibly be a blue! Moron." Serg said.
"So what's your name kitty?" Simmons asked
"Obviously it's Kitty!" Grif exclaimed
"Actually it's Kiako..." I corrected trying to make myself comfortable on Simmons bulky lap "But you guys can call me kitty if you want"
"Why not Puma huh Griff?" Serg said in a teasing tone.
"Shut up!"
"Puma?" I was confuzzled
"It's an animal he made up" Serg said "I'm not surprised that you don't know what it is"
"But a puma does exist" I said "It can be a big lion cat thing, the sports company and or diamond"
"Told you they exist!" Grif shouted
"Great! Now we've got two idiots in out team!" Serg said shaking his head. I hung my head
"Aww everyone calls me an idiot..." I groaned
"Same here, but I'm good looking so I get a bonus" Grif said.
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When we made it to Red base, all that was there were two shot guns, a MA5B assault rifle and a red flag with a cobra on it. Another red guy was there too.
"Hey Private Donut! We got a rookie! Just like you!" Serg called
"I just refuse to call him Private donut..." Grif muttered.
"Hi" Donut said, he sounds friendly enough.
"Hello" I said waving and folded my hand neatly on my lap. I have no idea why I did that...
"It's name's Kiako but it said we can call it Kitty" Grif said and walked out "I'm going to look for something to shoot"
"My name's Donut" he said
"Really? Interesting name, I wonder how you taste..." I said rubbing my chin "Opps, did I say that outloud?"
"Just don't eat anyone and you can stay" Serg said
"Yisser" I saluted.
"Hey I see one!" Grif called from a giant hole in the ceiling.
"Yahoo! Let's go!" Serg said and ran out. I got up and followed him around red base and up a ramp to the roof.
"There he is!" Grif pointed to a warthog being driven near our base by a blue armoured guy
"I've got the sniper rifle" Simmons said
"Aww you always get the sniper rifle..." Grif complained "We don't even know if it's a blue!"
"Actually he is blue" I pointed out
"Fine you snipe then" Serg said snatching the rifle out of Simmons hands and handed it to me. God it's heavy! I sat down and straddled the rifle under my arm and experimented with the zoomy scope.
"What the $ are you doing! You can't snipe while sitting down!" Grif exclaimed
"I snipe better sitting so shut up!" I growled
"Let me snipe" Griff reached for the rifle and I snapped at his faceplate with my teeth making a snappy sound
"Ahh! Not the face! I'm too good looking to die!" Grif cried backing away. I sighed and zoomed in on the warthog aiming for the drivers neck, and then changed my mind aiming for the tires. I fired a single shot and ended up hitting the back tire instead.
"AI YA!" I gripped my head and tugged at my hair "I can't believe it!"
"I can't believe you shot the Puma!" Grif cried
"It's a warthog! And that's how it's stayin'!" the Sergeant growled. I swear I was freaking. I gapped silently as the vehicle sped out of control and the driver hit the cliff wall and stayed plastered there, it would have been comical if I wasn't in such shock.
"OH MY GOD I MADE HIM GO SPLAT!" I screamed and dropping the sniple, ran down the ramp and towards the soilder that was plastered still to the wall. Something blew up at me feet and I turned around seeing a teal armoured person with a pistol shooting at me. I jumped and rolled as another bullet hit the ground and kinda exploded
"Run kid run!" Donut called.
"AIIIE!" I ran to the flipped over warthog and tried to use it as shelter from the pistol shots. Looking up at the stone wall I saw the soldier that was plastered onto it had slid down and had a knife in his hands. His armour was cyan, nice color. My eyes drifted to the knife and I reached for my own kunai. The soilder dashed forward thrusting the knife out at me and I had barely drawn my kunai to deflect it
"That really hurt you son of a bitch!" the cyan soldier yelled pinning me down pushing the knife closer towards me. I swear his strength is inuman! If I weren't half demon I might be dead by now! I blinked at the thought and brushed my thumb against the sharp edge of my kunai cutting it and carefully, drew a tiny circle that looked like an alchemy circle from Full Metal Alchemist, hey it could work. Sure it was a bit sloppy but I'm getting desperate ok! I tried to channel chakra into the circle but instead of something amazing happening, it just set the circle on fire in a tiny burst of smoke.
"Ha! I'm going to skin you alive!" cyan man said. I thought back to Kakashi and then to Haku. Well, it's worth a shot! Using one hand, I made a half cross finger seal
"Kage bunshin no jutsu!" a group of shadow clones popped up and pulled the attacker off me.
"AHH!" he threw some of my clones off and they disappeared in smoke. I jumped over him and tried to get him into a neck hold. Instead I got hammered in the head by something realy hard and chocobos flew out from my eyes. Before my vision failed me into blackness, I saw the teal armoured person looming over me.
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I stirred and tenderly touched my head feeling it ache.
"Owww..." I groaned and looked up seeing a blue armoured guy over me
"Hey Church! She's finally awake!" he called and I shook my head trying to get my barings staight. This place looks exactly like red base! Except there's a blue flag in the center with a hawk on it.
"About time!" the cyan armoured guy ran in "I should hit you again for shooting that car I was in! That smack into the wall hurt like a bitch!" I could only think of doing what I do best. Act mentally ill. Lathering some spit in my mouth and let my mouth slowly hang open and made my eyes as wide and dialated as possible (I researched that cats can dialate their eyes on purpose)
"Duuuuhhhh..." I said in a stupid tone letting the drool fall out from the corner of my mouth then sucking it up again. COLD! "Squishies... Uhhh..."
"Jee, how hard do you think Captain Flowers hit her?" the blue one asked
"I don't know Tucker, but I think it's kinda weird" the cyan one known as Church said "First she's smart and then she's dumb. Must be a retard"
"I am the Fighter, I gives awayed all a my shinies!" I blabbered grinning as wide as I could. If D3pa1 and Kuro were watching they'd be making fun of me right now.
"Well men, what's with the prisoner?" the teal guy asked walking inside, I glared at him making my pouty face
"Nothing much sir, it's being as stupid as Tucker" Church said
"You mean as stupid as you Church" the blue guy said, I'm guessing that's Tucker.
"Nice come back, idiot"
"Well, I'm so proud of you two" teal guy said "If I weren't you commanding officer I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug and make you call me daddy" I snorted, I couldn't help it!
"Thank god for the chain of command..." Church muttered. I peered from Tucker, to Church to the teal guy. I swallowed the spit in my mouth and my foot automaticly went up to my ear to scratch it.
"So, what do we do with it?" Tucker said
"I'm a she" I said my finger going up into the air again.
"So, are you part of red team or not?" the teal guy asked
"Uhh-" I started
"No, she's not" a green Spartan walked in "She's with us"
"Then why the hell she attack me!" Church cried and reached for a grenade.
"And she's orange too!" Tucker pointed out
"She gets defensive when she sees someone she doesn't know" he said and did the smile gesture. I returned the gesture by grinning
"Oh, our mistake" the teal one said "My name is Capitain Butch Flowers"
"Kiako Ornitier" I said and stood up and touch my head "Man, you hit hard"
"My mistake" Capitain Flowers said "I hope there are no hard feelings"
"Nah, I'm used to it" I smiled "So I"m guessing this is a game of flag tag?"
"It's called capture the flag you idiot" I looked up and saw D3pa1 staring down at me from the gap in the ceiling
"D3pa1!" she grinned and jumped down beside me "Jeez, do I always have to look after you?"
"I MISSED YOU!" I hugged her and she swatted my head. I smiled
"Well, I'm going to scout the perimeter, you two coming?" the green spartan asked us
"Ok!" I ran to where he was standing and turned to D3pa1 "You coming?"
"Eh, sure"
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The three of us walked out and the spartan lead us to a cliff.
"I can't believe we ended up on Blood Gulch" the spartan shook his head
"I can't either." I said "Freddy"
"How'd you know it was me?" Fred asked
"Cause you're the only spartan that smells like iron" I said.
"This is gonna be fun and easy, all we have to do is get the flag and get back to our base" D3pa1 said loading her sniper rifle
"We're, not going to hurt anyone are we?" I asked thinking of the Sergeant, Griff, Simmons and Donut
"That's the point of CTF, you hurt people" D3pa1 said.
"But I made friends with red team" I said and twirled my kimono between my fingers
"Fine, be with your red team. I'm sticking with blue" D3pa1 said.
"Oooh..." I whimpered "Can't we just be all friends?"
"No, CTF is like war idiot" D3pa1 said a serious look in her eyes "If you're not part of blue team your part of red team, get it?"
"But-" I looked up at Fred but he stared absently at where red base was and I saw a small orange dot running around there.
"Well?" I looked back at D3pa1 and looked at my feet
"Can't I be neutral?" I whimpered "I don't want to shoot anyone, I hate guns"
"You're such a baby" D3pa1 snapped "Now shut up, hurry and choose a team"
"I don't want to..." I muttered. I felt a hand on my should and looked to see it was Fred
"You could be a free lancer" he suggested "You know, go on the team that'll pay you the most money"
"I guess..." I rubbed my chin "But how do I know who's who? And which team are you goin to be on?" Fred seemed to shrug
"I guess I'm a free lancer too" he said "Blue team is going to pay me to work for them"
"Ooh..." I said in a disappointed tone. I didn't want to fight D3pa1 and Fred, but I didn't want to fight red team either...
"Make up your mind! Red or Blue!" D3pa1 shouted and I cringed
"Neither..." I whimpered and screamed when a bullet nearly hit my foot
"RED OR BLUE?" D3pa1 glared at me with a pistol pointed at me. I felt like crying just then
"Aren't you two friends?" Fred asked calmly looking between D3pa1 and me.
"If she's not blue she's red" D3pa1 said sternly her eyes boring holes through me "Don't make me shoot you"
"Neither!" I cried hiding my head with my arms. Another bullet hit a centimetre from my foot making a hole in my kimono
"Then you're a red" D3pa1 said and turned around "See you on the battle field traitor" She stalked down the hill to where blue base was. I just burst into silent tears and heard Fred walk silently past me and I felt something on my shoulder
"Good luck kid" he said and walked down the hill. I stayed sitting there sniffling and watching Freds helmet disappear from my veiw
"Wa-" I stood up and ran down the hill "Dpa1! Wait up!" I saw her turn around and put her hands on her hips
"Wait for m-" I shouted before tripping on a pebble and falling head first down the hill "AIIEE!" I hit something hard and rolled down the hil till I hit another hard object. I began to cry again but started laughing to make it look like I was laughing hard instead of crying.
"Hey are you ok?" D3pa1 asked looking down at me and put a hand on my shoulder "You decided to join blue?"
"Y-Yea" I said rubbing my head and looking up to see I crashed into a tank.
"Hello and thank you for activating the N8-Oh-8V main battle tank. You may call me Philis." The tank said
"The tank can talk!" D3pa1 exclaimed
"The tank's name is Philis?" I said cocking my head to the side.
"There's a tank here?" Fred asked
"Isn't she beautiful?" Cap. Flowers said walking towards us and putting a hand on the tank "I named her"
"Wow" I smiled admiring the treads "Awesome"
"Wait, how'd you guys get a tank in the middle of a boxed canyon?" D3pa1 asked
"Command sent it to us so we could use it to defeat the reds" Cap. Flowers said.
"Defeating them means not killing them right?" I asked nervously
"Hell ya it does!" Church shouted running out of the base with Tucker following behind him "We're gonna blow em out of the sky!"
"Yeah!" Tucker said and looking towards the tank "But, there is no way we could pick up chicks in a tank"
"What chicks are there to pick up moron?" Church asked swatting Tucker in the head.
"There's those two" Tucker said nodding his head towards D3pa1 and me. I looked at D3pa1 as we shared the same horrified face
"Now you two, be nice to the ladies" Cap. Flowers said
"Yeah, have some respect" Fred said stepping in between the guys and us. I gave him my silent thanks.
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By god, it's been nearly two days and nothing and I repeat NOTHING has even happened! Don't these people do anything! D3pa1 and I were passing the time by playing Half life 2 online and man was she owning me...
"God your aim sucks!" D3pa1 laughed as she killed me the billionth time in the last hour. Really! The ratio was 568 kills to 1! That was a lucky shot too!
"Shut up I'm new with this!" I said in frustration accidently emptying a clip into a wall and get my head speared by a cyber arrow "DAMMIT!"
"So what're we doing here anyway?" D3pa1 asked "And HL2 is the same as Halo!"
"Hey Captain Flowers?" I asked the Captain who was leaning on a wall nearby
"Yes Private Kitty?"
"It's Kiako, shouldn't we be trying to get the flag? I mean, some of us could make a distraction and two other go get the flag, steal the jeep the warthog they have and run back to base and score" I said thinking of Halo online, I tried to do that with my team but they didn't listen so I played sniper and tried to at least hit someone. I did! Twice in a row! Plus I smashed someone in the back of the head without them looking.
"Good point, but they'll be expecting that so we can't play into their hands" Cap. Flowers said then added quietly "Besides, I'm scared..."
"This place is filled with idiots" D3pa1 said "The only people smart here are probably Fred and me"
"What about me?" I asked
"You're challanged"
"Aww..."
"How about you all go get some fresh air?" Cap. Flowers said "You've all been cooped up all day in here"
"Okie doke" I said standing up and running out the door "Last one out is a rotten egg!" I turned around to look at D3pa1 but didn't see her. I turned around the other direction and saw her grinning at me
"You're a rotten egg!" she yelled
"NYAH!"
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"Well, while we're out here we should might as well do target practice" D3pa1 said whipping out a pistol and taking aim at me
"HEY!" I ducked behind a rock as she began to shoot at me "NO FAIR!"
"AHHH!" screams were heard from the base as a guy with brown shoulder length hair, a kinda black suit wearing a skirt and a blue cape... Oh! And he has blue head band!
"Huh?" D3pa1 and I looked at each other and the guy running towards us
"HELP ME!" he cried and tripping on a rock, rolled right at out feet. Then I noticed, he had two dragons on his back! A red one and a blue one!
"Hey are you ok?" I asked kneeling down and staring at his green eyes.
"There- there are evil robots in there! And one of them is dead!" he yelled and began to sweat like crazy.
"Whoa whoa calm down!" I put my hands on his shoulders and gave him a small shake "First, what's you name? I'm Kiako"
"A-Ashton...Ashton Anchors..." he said and the red dragon kinda growled "Oh, and this is Gyoro and Ururun"
"Hiya!" D3pa1 said grinning "You can call me D3pa1! Or Dpa1" I stood up and brushed my pants off
"Now, which one is dead? What color was he?" I asked.
"The teal one" Ashton said standing up
"Ikoze!" I made a sprint towards the base running at top speed and diving right in seeing Cap. Flowers on the floor and Church and Tucker and Fred beside him standing up.
"I think he had a heart attack in his sleep" Church told us and Ashtons face paled
"AH! I HATE SEEING THINGS LIKE THIS!" he cried and the dragons kinda sighed.
"This is horrible...What a sad day..." Tucker said then had a sudden change of mood "I got dibs on the armour!"
"That's unrespectful!" I cried jumping in front "We are going to bury him and let him rest in peace! Or how ever you guys dispose of the dead" There was a long pause except for Ashton's whimpers
"I still get the armour though" Tucker said. I groaned and walked out of the base
"I'm going for a walk!" I called and swiped my backpack
"Careful of the reds!" Church called, I just waved and hiked towards the cliffs.
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I sighed after taking my trek and went back to base rubbing my head. I knew I should have watched where I was going!
"Hey! Rookie!" I looked up and saw Church on the roof of the base "We got another rookie! Come on and meet him!"
"Coming!" I jogged to the base and tumbled inside seeing...
"Captain Flowers? I thought you died!" I said pointing at the teal armour
"It's me! Tucker!" Tucker said. A blue guy came in
"Yes, it is Tucker" he said
"Kiako, this is Caboose" Tucker said "He seems dumber then you!"
"Yeah, for once" D3pa1 retorted. I hung my head and looked back up to see a rough reflection of myself on a orange tinted face plate
"Hello" he said I took a step back and looked to see he was all blue
"Hiya"
"My name is Caboose" he said "Hey you're a kitty! I love kittens!" I gagged as he put me in a death hug.
"T-That's nice...Caboose..." I gasped trying to make a little room between me and his chest plate"Could you please loosen your grip? I can't breathe properly..."
"Now you know how the rest of us feel!" D3pa1 smirked.
"God I can't believe we got a rookie!" Tucker groaned "It's like boot camp all over again!"
"Tell me about it, We got more rookies in two days then usually" Church said "That means the Reds must have one too..."
"I dunno, the last time I was there there was a red, orange and maroon guy" I said "And that's all" Everyone stared at me.
"You mean to tell me, you've been at the red base before?" Church asked "And you didn't tell us?"
"We could use her as a spy, or double agent" Fred suggested.
"Ya! Sneak attack!" D3pa1 cheered taking out her AK47 "Today is a good day to kill!"
"How about not kill?" Ashton and I whimpered but quietly so no one would hear. I looked as Ashton and gestured him to come outside and he followed as I snuck right out. No one pays attention to me anyway.
"I don't want to destroy team red! I met them and they seem like nice people! Simmons for instance..." I sighed and sat on a rock across from the one Ashton was sitting on
"Yeah, I don't even know you guys yet and here I'm going to fight" Ashton sighed "Bad luck follows me everywhere..."
"Tell me about it!" I laughed "I'm so clumsy I tripped on the air once!"
"Well I fell down a pair of long stairs!" Ashton countered
"But I slipped and went face first into the wall!" I chuckled.
"Hey guys I know it's fun to compare your clumsiness to each other but we've got a plan to capture the flag" Fred said towering over us "And we're going to need your help"
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"Ok, Church and Kiako go along the cliff side with sniper rifles and try to take down as many reds as possible" Fred explained "If you miss, it's ok cause we need the distraction"
"Hey! I'm good at missing! This'll be a snap then" I sighed and Church kinda grumbled beside me. I raised my eyebrow to him and looked at Tucker
"He doesn't have to best aim either" he said snickering.
"SHUT UP TUCKER!"
"How come I don't go snipe? I've got the best aim here!" D3pa1 protested
"Because we don't want to kill them" Fred said
"Why?"
"I have my reasons" he said and I felt his gaze shift to me and Ashton.
"Do I have to do anything?" Ashton asked
"Yes, you get to carry the flag back"
"Cool!" I said "When do we start?"
"Tonight."
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Before we left, we loaded on ammunition and grenades. I felt guilt tuggin at me like a match of tug O war while I checked the sniper rifle and loaded it into my backpack, I sighed to prevent myself from crying and felt a hand on my shoulder
"I'm sure it'll be ok" Ashton smiled at me and the red dragon nuzzled at me. Ashton chuckled "Looks like Gyoro likes you already"
"Oh?" I smiled "It's nice to meet you Gyoro!" The blue dragon nuzzled me too
"Ururun seems fond of you as well" Ashton pet my head and the dragons went back to hovering over his shoulders.
"So how did you get dragons stuck on your back?" D3pa1 asked
"Well," Ashton started pet both Gyoro and Ururun "We were fighting in a cavern, then a guy named Claud showed up distracting me from my fight and made me trip!"
"Jeez you're as clumsy as Kiako" D3pa1 retorted and ran outside
"Well, anyways, the dragons fused with me and then," He gestured to the dragons "They were stuck on me!" The dragons gave a snort.
"Hey are you guy done yet? We're moving out" Fred said to us
"Coming!"
"I love tip toeing" Caboose said trotting forward and Ashton and I followed him into the cool night.
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As we reached the middle of the field, Fred put his hand up and turned to us
"Ok, Church, Kiako, go to that cliff" he intructed pointing to the right of the canyon "The rest of you, blend with the shadows and try to get to the flag"
"Gotch ya" Church said shoulding his rifle and nudging me "Come on, let's get going kid" I nodded
"Oh, and nothing but hand signals from now on" Fred added. Everyone nodded and split their sperate ways. I grabbed D3pa1 before she left
"Hey" I started and she turned around
"What?" she asked. I swallowed
"Be careful" I feeling tears almost coming out
"Hey no problem, I've got ya covered" she grinned and turned following Fred "See ya later!" As I watched her leave a sob escaped me and a used my hands to muffle it so no one would hear. Aparently someone did. A shadow jogged up to me and knelt in frotn of me
"Come on focus on the mission ok?" Church said and I wiped my eyes
"Un..." I nodded and followed him to the cliffs.
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Church led me to a cave the had a yellow glow inside of it
"This'll lead us to a cliff right over the red base, and the walls'll give us some cover" he said
"Ok..." I said dragging my feet behind him, man I could even feel my ears hanging! I sighed
"Come on cheer up!" Church said walking beside me "We're almost there"
We reached an opening of the cave and there was Red base right underneath us.
"Well, better set up before the reds know what we're doing" Church said sitting down near the ledge and just staring down at the base. After a few moments, I stood up
"I'll be back, just gotta stretch my legs" I told Church and he just nodded. I walked back to the caves scratching my head and rubbing my eyes. I turned a corner, and screamed.
Authors note: Sorry this was so boring, I was really busy! I won't be able to write anything for a while because I'm going to Quebec for the whole week! God I'm so scared... I wish I had a Chibi Chichiri or something with me...
Chichiri: DAA!
Well, I gotta go now, Hope you at least found interest in this chapter! Laters!