Dear Santa
Disclaimer: No i dont own any of these characters but i wish i owned Malfoy ooooo Malfoy:)
One day as Malfoy was getting ready he forgot that he wanted to write the letter.
At this time Malfoy is only 7. So when he went to school Crab and Goyle stood around him while he was writing the letter. Now this letter wasn't just for anyone it was for Santa Clause. See christmas was nearing and Malfoy wanted all the gifts he could get.
The letter said:
Dear Santa,
I am very upset with you. I never got all the gifts i wanted last year. So listen hear you old hag get me that lazer gun so i can go shoot that stupid weasley.You must be surprised that i am writing to you on this day of my fathers wedding but i dont give 2 shyts about my dad GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN GIFTS YOU OLD BASTARD. Any ways i screwed my whole brain studying and shit. You know how hard i worked and all I got were this gay ass broom. Like im gonna need that anytime soon. Well listen hear toy fat prick give me my lazer gun or i will get my father to track your fat ass down a kill you so. What balls you have leaving me a gay ass yoyo and some stupid pair of socks well fuck you. Crab got a big bike. Yea dad got me gifts but i never got what i wanted from you. You wanna know what Goyle got well guess what im gonna tell you he got a Big machine gun and crab even got one yea daddy bought me one to but he cant buy me a lazer gun so you better get me one you fat prick.I'll throw rocks at those gay ass reindeer so you have to walk back to the fucking North Pole just like i had to do when daddy didnt get me the bike.Next year you'll find out how bad i can be you FUCKING COCKSUCKERand dont think im gonna leave you any cookies.
Draco Malfoy
So from then on Malfoy got every gift he wanted and santa never gave him the wrong gifts.(If anyone asks i didnt tell you Malfoy's dad went and kicked santa's ass)